human
@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet/artist
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Don’t hide your madness.
Harness it.
Harness it.
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sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture
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no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
no, this is my emergency caucasian dinner invite hot sauce
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Somes Sound #acadia #acadianationalpark #somessound #mountdesertisland #maine #mainecoast #newengland #landscapephotography
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*designs a bikini that holds chips in the top and queso in the bottom
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Snow: the only thing that is white and guaranteed to deliver over 8 inches...
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Snow: the only thing that is white and guaranteed to deliver over 8 inches...
Sometimes reality detaches you. Sometimes you’re detached from reality.
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sometimes reality detaches you. Sometimes you’re detached from reality.
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I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I sure wing a lot of things for not being a bird.
You make me happy. You make me whole. You make me live.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You make me happy. You make me whole. You make me live.
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I’m the type to fight in the middle of the street
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m the type to fight in the middle of the street
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It’s not nearly as fun and I’m screaming in a whole different way
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s not nearly as fun and I’m screaming in a whole different way
I belong to you. I know it. I just know it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I belong to you. I know it. I just know it.
I see it in your eyes; such a little warmth.
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I see it in your eyes; such a little warmth.
Come with me. Let us watch the sunrise together.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Come with me. Let us watch the sunrise together.
Love is all-consuming,
all-burning.
all-burning.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Love is all-consuming,
all-burning.
all-burning.
can’t you see
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
can’t you see
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
i am falling
into you
i am falling
into
you
Your love is all I need. I love you with all my heart. I love you with all my being.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Your love is all I need. I love you with all my heart. I love you with all my being.
even when love
fades to black
even when love
turns to dust
still i will
still i will
fades to black
even when love
turns to dust
still i will
still i will
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
even when love
fades to black
even when love
turns to dust
still i will
still i will
fades to black
even when love
turns to dust
still i will
still i will
It’s such a lovely evening. Will you walk with me?
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s such a lovely evening. Will you walk with me?
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You will always hold a special place in my delusions.
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You will always hold a special place in my delusions.
She was so lovely. I was completely besotted with her and couldn’t imagine life without her.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
She was so lovely. I was completely besotted with her and couldn’t imagine life without her.
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Don't give up your day drink.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Don't give up your day drink.
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Studies show that posting your Wordle score takes years off your sex life.
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Studies show that posting your Wordle score takes years off your sex life.
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I strive to leave promises to the Almighty, but I will not lie to you:
We (humanity, "one human family" ✊️) will be ok.
...but this is ULTRA crunch time. AP how-much-can-we-endure "final" exams.
...
We (humanity, "one human family" ✊️) will be ok.
...but this is ULTRA crunch time. AP how-much-can-we-endure "final" exams.
...
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I strive to leave promises to the Almighty, but I will not lie to you:
We (humanity, "one human family" ✊️) will be ok.
...but this is ULTRA crunch time. AP how-much-can-we-endure "final" exams.
...
We (humanity, "one human family" ✊️) will be ok.
...but this is ULTRA crunch time. AP how-much-can-we-endure "final" exams.
...
touch me now
before i go away
touch me now
before i fade to black
touch me now
touch me now
before i stop feeling your touch
before i go away
touch me now
before i fade to black
touch me now
touch me now
before i stop feeling your touch
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
touch me now
before i go away
touch me now
before i fade to black
touch me now
touch me now
before i stop feeling your touch
before i go away
touch me now
before i fade to black
touch me now
touch me now
before i stop feeling your touch
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