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bshuman.bsky.social
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@bshuman.bsky.social
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wannabe comedian/poet/artist For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 21h
#daisies
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 51m
Two biggest pleasures:

chew and screw
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1h
For relief of a headache, recite Hamlet's famous soliloquy in under 30 seconds. It's fast-acting.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1h
Had no idea Eric could write.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1h
Lasting peace in the Middle East? Nah, not if human nature can help it.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1h
Got it danke
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1h
Where the joyness at?
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 2h
Where all da viking chix at
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, that’s right, I’m a keeper!

A zookeeper.
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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 3h
mmmm block me harder I’m almost there
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 2h
The latter
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 3h
MMR and chill?
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 4h
Poison me. Slowly but surely. Poison me with your sweet toxic love, will not you, my darling?
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LynnVee @lynnvee.bsky.social · 6h
Still a bit rainy and windy, beef stew in the crockpot. Stella on the decline, going have to make a decision sooner rather than later. Just a dreary day all around
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 5h
Another duplicitous mother fucker, and some people wonder why I spend all my time alone.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 5h
Oh my
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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 23h
When he loses control and spills his load prematurely

but he’s the truck driver across the street, thunderously freeing his rocks by accident
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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 7d
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 6h
wet #leaves
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 7h
Love is a game of words.
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𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘤𝘢 || blessed be the fight @ruhbeckuh-beck.bsky.social · Nov 17
A note for those who first started following me at the-place-that-shall-not-be-named: I will probably post things here that you’ve seen there. This feels like starting over. I have/had nearly 17 years of tweets.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 7h
You don’t seem to realize how ardently I admire and adore you.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 7h
Be proud of yourself, but without being vain.
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 21h
It’s fine, I always wanted to fail miserably at something
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 8h
Dysfunctional families.... the gift that keeps on giving.
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