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When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
Just a reminder that every single one of my mutuals is hot, funny, and correct at all times
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 AM
My most recent craft projects

I painted the display case a color called coconut milk

The globe had a weird ridge in the middle so I took some spackle, sanded it down and painted painted over it

I’m going to toot my own horn because that globe is amazing
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Sorry, can’t work this morning. Koko wants attention
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Sorry for reskeeting so many of my skeets. It’s just that I’m hilarious and they deserve a second chance to flourish into bangers
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Now hiring someone to make decisions for me for the rest of the week

Ya bitch is tired
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 AM
A good sales(wo)man never runs out of caffeine
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Just bought a concerning amount of Red Bull. Mind your business
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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*takes drag from cigarette* Banger? Haven’t had one of those in years
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Banger? I hardly know her
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
TORN UP
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January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Seasonal depression, but all of the seasons.
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Me this morning: I should take PTO
Also me: *closes a big sale*
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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i thought girl dinner meant something else, i guess cheese and lettuce it is
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 AM
One thing about me is I am always going to name my character in video games something outlandish
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
So bored I started narrating my own thoughts. It’s not good content
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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remember what mr. rogers said:

“look for the hamburger helpers”
January 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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if you‘re giving me an advance, no apologies are required
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Me: I need to be more mysterious.

Also me: narrates everything that happens to me in my head like a true-crime podcast.
January 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Officially crossed one thing off of my 2026 bingo card today 🤙🏻
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY!
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Write a tragedy in four words.

My glass is empty
Write a tragedy in four words.

Her husband walked in.
Write a tragedy in four words.

Oh, you already ate?
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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I wanna bang mothman
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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BABY!
open.spotify.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Is football season over yet
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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I don’t understand emoji etiquette anymore
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM