Devi
@deviwestside.bsky.social
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
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Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
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Devi
@deviwestside.bsky.social
· Sep 2
When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
Since everyone else is doing it 🤷🏼♀️ @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Since everyone else is doing it 🤷🏼♀️ @profanity.accountant
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Alive AND well? In this economy?
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Alive AND well? In this economy?
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i would like to state, for the record, that i am so bad at so many things.
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i would like to state, for the record, that i am so bad at so many things.
If my life had background music it would be that one song from SpongeBob where everything goes wrong
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If my life had background music it would be that one song from SpongeBob where everything goes wrong
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Gave proof through the night that our swag was still there
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Gave proof through the night that our swag was still there
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Actually you know what? I’m way too cute for that
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Actually you know what? I’m way too cute for that
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If you have telekinetic powers, your nose has to bleed when you use them, obs
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you have telekinetic powers, your nose has to bleed when you use them, obs
Tis picture does not do this painting justice. I am so excited to be able to hang up this piece made by @ninety9ine.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tis picture does not do this painting justice. I am so excited to be able to hang up this piece made by @ninety9ine.bsky.social
Good thing I am wearing my stretchy pants
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Good thing I am wearing my stretchy pants
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Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!
When you go to your parents house and you leave with more than you came with
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
When you go to your parents house and you leave with more than you came with
I decided to take Pepper to my parents house for our Thanksgiving and she repays me by farting in the car
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I decided to take Pepper to my parents house for our Thanksgiving and she repays me by farting in the car
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panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
panera is great because i love getting a side of bread with my sandwich
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Just keeping it real.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just keeping it real.
*sitting in the drive thru for 15 minutes*
Me: damn did they order the whole menu?
Me: damn did they order the whole menu?
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
*sitting in the drive thru for 15 minutes*
Me: damn did they order the whole menu?
Me: damn did they order the whole menu?
Now I have to wait another month for more episodes of Stranger Things?! Bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Now I have to wait another month for more episodes of Stranger Things?! Bullshit
Sorry I can’t hear you over the Stranger Things intro music
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sorry I can’t hear you over the Stranger Things intro music
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Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
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That awkward moment you see your blow-up doll that you thought you lost months ago floating by in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That awkward moment you see your blow-up doll that you thought you lost months ago floating by in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
“Sales never sleeps” she says as she closes another sale on Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“Sales never sleeps” she says as she closes another sale on Thanksgiving
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Thanksgiving implies the existence of Yourewelcomegiving and I’m so sorry I’ll see myself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Thanksgiving implies the existence of Yourewelcomegiving and I’m so sorry I’ll see myself out.
Looking at the turkey longingly and jealously because I also want to get stuffed
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Looking at the turkey longingly and jealously because I also want to get stuffed
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unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
Pulling up the function like
Callout
open.spotify.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pulling up the function like
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Whoa! Maybe don't tell anyone about that. Yeah, take that one to the grave. Yikes.
~ me, as a therapist
~ me, as a therapist
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Whoa! Maybe don't tell anyone about that. Yeah, take that one to the grave. Yikes.
~ me, as a therapist
~ me, as a therapist