Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
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I painted the display case a color called coconut milk
The globe had a weird ridge in the middle so I took some spackle, sanded it down and painted painted over it
I’m going to toot my own horn because that globe is amazing
I painted the display case a color called coconut milk
The globe had a weird ridge in the middle so I took some spackle, sanded it down and painted painted over it
I’m going to toot my own horn because that globe is amazing
Ya bitch is tired
Ya bitch is tired
Also me: *closes a big sale*
Also me: *closes a big sale*
“look for the hamburger helpers”
“look for the hamburger helpers”
Also me: narrates everything that happens to me in my head like a true-crime podcast.
Also me: narrates everything that happens to me in my head like a true-crime podcast.
My glass is empty
Her husband walked in.
Oh, you already ate?
My glass is empty