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Devi
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When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
Pepper just jumped on the table to stick her snout in my wine. Like mother like daughter
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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My only friend in the world isn’t answering my texts so you’re all stuck with me
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Just realized my boxed wine is empty. This is how trust issues are formed
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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That makes no fucking sense, reposted
July 17, 2024 at 4:49 PM
*takes bong rip*

Chairs are just tables for people
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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help me urban dictionary, you’re my only hope

-a bsky memoir
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Is it a problem if the Chinese food arrives before I finish pouring the wine? Asking for me
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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as a gurl I shouldn’t be going to a gas station thank you
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

Bad Omens
Sleep Token
Paleface Swiss
Dance Gavin Dance
Excision
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

Motionless in White
Bring Me The Horizon
Falling in Reverse
Kendrick
Drake
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Toadies
Deftones
Cake
Alkaline Trio
Fear Factory
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
You know your nails are fire when they take pictures to post on social media
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
quote post with a picture of you being a dork
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Status: slow roasting
January 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Bro, I need more tattoos. Why do I not look like a coloring book?
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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*threateningly* I hope you like Hot Pockets™.
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I’m too unbothered to be this bothered
Im too pansexual to be this afraid of pancakes
I’m too straight to be this afraid of women
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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Healing isn't for the weak and sometimes the healed version of you is fucking meaner.
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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hint: my alt follows the exact same people this account does
January 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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I haven’t been blocked in a while, what am i doing wrong
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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the past tense of advised is adviseded
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The heartbreak when you run a bath but the water isn’t hot enough
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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how many bones could a boner bone if a boner could bone bones
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Just a reminder that every single one of my mutuals is hot, funny, and correct at all times
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 AM
My most recent craft projects

I painted the display case a color called coconut milk

The globe had a weird ridge in the middle so I took some spackle, sanded it down and painted painted over it

I’m going to toot my own horn because that globe is amazing
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Sorry, can’t work this morning. Koko wants attention
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Sorry for reskeeting so many of my skeets. It’s just that I’m hilarious and they deserve a second chance to flourish into bangers
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 AM