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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
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41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · Jul 24
Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 15m
Stay tuned 😁
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 17m
If the sun hasn't gotten up, I shouldn't have to either. Such bullshit 🤣
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 28m
Five.
a close up of a person 's fist in a kitchen with a container that says ' colgate ' on it
Alt: Counting to five on a hand
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h
Billing my client for time worked as well as pain & suffering. Let's see how that flies.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h
Debating whether I want to smell like bourbon cedar or citrus sage, let's ask the crowd
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h
Saw more lederhosen today, walking around. I mean I was walking around, not the lederhosen.
Not by themselves anyways.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h
Ten minutes to midnight...cheese
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 7h
Stay tuned
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 8h
One of the cutest things is that each of us will both end up nodding off during a chat, and the other one just knows.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 10h
😥 you know you're a really amazing person, right? 😊
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 11h
Not why I'm excited though 🙊🙈🙉
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 11h
I could NEVER be. Honest. Promise.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
It's a travel day for me. I gotta fly out to the Netherlands for work.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
Every day. Without hesitation. 😊🫶❤️
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
I just had a random thought pop in my head. Could have been from that, but haven’t seen the movie in ages.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
A few, but they're all kinda bittersweet memories now. It's a cool city, regardless.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
Ok. Well, color me stupid, my pop culture misfired 🤪
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
For a little over a year back in 2007-2008. Some apartment complex on Slaughter Lane. So, SW part of the city.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with the words `` you 're welcome '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with the words `` you 're welcome '' .
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 12h
FYI, I smell like your favorite cookies. It's a blessing and a curse.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h
See, now they can be contributors to the household income. It's a solid idea 💡
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h
I'm not an influencer, I'm an effluencer.

-Shitposters everywhere
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h
I suppose. If you must. Thats just gonna confuse people more
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h
Random throwback pictures from when I lived in Austin
Missed the target, but just barely. A photo of @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social in the Capitol building in Austin sitting next to the word "ASS" Mop top @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social. I cut it before moving back to Missouri.
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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 13h
Perfect. I'LL TAKE 3!
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