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Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
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Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
Contemplating a Costco run is so much easier when it's less than a mile away from the place you're staying
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Watching the birbs with my dad
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
When the post-Thanksgiving coffee hits...
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The best way to combat the post-holiday lull is to pretend not to adult for at least a couple more days
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Stepping out of my turkey suit and into my John McClane costume for the holidays
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It makes it less troublesome and more festive if you think of it as icing or glaze rather than snow cover.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Turkey leg for breakfast? I feel like I'm at a Renaissance fair
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Up early enough to catch the sunrise, which was nice, but nothing quite compares to waking up to the thought of you
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
So, for the first time, my relatives commented, "[redacted], you seem so much happier now," and you know, they're not wrong 😊
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Now that everyone's cleared out for the night, it's too quiet
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Thanksgiving leftovers for days. This will work for when I get snowed in on Saturday.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Corrupting my little niece-to-be by having embarrassing conversations about her mother while she's trapped in utero
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My skeets tonight are powered by too many potatoes and way too much pie. Apologizing in advance.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Waiting to eat. Too many cooks in the kitchen. Literally.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Packers-Lions game on TV and me not giving a fuck like 🤷‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Inglorious Basterds is a Thanksgiving movie Nana down in front
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It begins....
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I am all about this kind of energy lmao
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"

Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Thankful for all 1554 of you that follow me. But definitely the core group of you I'm always interacting with here. Thanks for making life interesting!
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Honestly, I’m only awkward because I want to get it right with you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Biggest question of the day I'll get: "so, where's everybody else?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Have a good holiday, everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Preparing to get roasted alongside the turkey today. Don't forget to stretch this morning, as the all-day eating fest can really do a number on your hammies.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM