Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
Contemplating a Costco run is so much easier when it's less than a mile away from the place you're staying
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Contemplating a Costco run is so much easier when it's less than a mile away from the place you're staying
Watching the birbs with my dad
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Watching the birbs with my dad
When the post-Thanksgiving coffee hits...
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
When the post-Thanksgiving coffee hits...
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Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Reminder. It’s that time of year again. If you find me lying under your Christmas tree, it’s because I’m a fucking gift.
The best way to combat the post-holiday lull is to pretend not to adult for at least a couple more days
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The best way to combat the post-holiday lull is to pretend not to adult for at least a couple more days
Stepping out of my turkey suit and into my John McClane costume for the holidays
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Stepping out of my turkey suit and into my John McClane costume for the holidays
It makes it less troublesome and more festive if you think of it as icing or glaze rather than snow cover.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It makes it less troublesome and more festive if you think of it as icing or glaze rather than snow cover.
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Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
Turkey leg for breakfast? I feel like I'm at a Renaissance fair
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Turkey leg for breakfast? I feel like I'm at a Renaissance fair
Up early enough to catch the sunrise, which was nice, but nothing quite compares to waking up to the thought of you
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Up early enough to catch the sunrise, which was nice, but nothing quite compares to waking up to the thought of you
So, for the first time, my relatives commented, "[redacted], you seem so much happier now," and you know, they're not wrong 😊
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
So, for the first time, my relatives commented, "[redacted], you seem so much happier now," and you know, they're not wrong 😊
Now that everyone's cleared out for the night, it's too quiet
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Now that everyone's cleared out for the night, it's too quiet
Thanksgiving leftovers for days. This will work for when I get snowed in on Saturday.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Thanksgiving leftovers for days. This will work for when I get snowed in on Saturday.
Corrupting my little niece-to-be by having embarrassing conversations about her mother while she's trapped in utero
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Corrupting my little niece-to-be by having embarrassing conversations about her mother while she's trapped in utero
My skeets tonight are powered by too many potatoes and way too much pie. Apologizing in advance.
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My skeets tonight are powered by too many potatoes and way too much pie. Apologizing in advance.
Waiting to eat. Too many cooks in the kitchen. Literally.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Waiting to eat. Too many cooks in the kitchen. Literally.
Packers-Lions game on TV and me not giving a fuck like 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Packers-Lions game on TV and me not giving a fuck like 🤷♂️
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Inglorious Basterds is a Thanksgiving movie Nana down in front
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Inglorious Basterds is a Thanksgiving movie Nana down in front
It begins....
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It begins....
I am all about this kind of energy lmao
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am all about this kind of energy lmao
Thankful for all 1554 of you that follow me. But definitely the core group of you I'm always interacting with here. Thanks for making life interesting!
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thankful for all 1554 of you that follow me. But definitely the core group of you I'm always interacting with here. Thanks for making life interesting!
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Honestly, I’m only awkward because I want to get it right with you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Honestly, I’m only awkward because I want to get it right with you.
Biggest question of the day I'll get: "so, where's everybody else?"
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Biggest question of the day I'll get: "so, where's everybody else?"
Have a good holiday, everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Have a good holiday, everyone!
Preparing to get roasted alongside the turkey today. Don't forget to stretch this morning, as the all-day eating fest can really do a number on your hammies.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Preparing to get roasted alongside the turkey today. Don't forget to stretch this morning, as the all-day eating fest can really do a number on your hammies.