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flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
https://ngl.link/mcflurry31308
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I would like to cancel my subscription to *gestures at everything*
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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The consequences of my own actions are persistent af
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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If I could take out the part of me that craves to be loved by another human being, I’d toss it into the shredder and burn it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I looked really good tonight. I have that going for me
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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i have chosen to be hopeful even if it may prove a delusion
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Can someone please turn on the Bat signal already?
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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There are many qualities I look for in the people I allow into my life but the most important of all is low expectations.
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Special thanks to the huge headache making sure this day is unforgettable.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I don't mind missing the boat. I've seen Titanic.
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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The moon is too bright and my heartbeat is too loud
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Shazam for my own emotions
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Morning.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Tonight is a good night to step outside my mind.
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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We all deserve to be more than just an afterthought
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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sorry, my finger slipped and unfriended you

*a bluesky memoir
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Brain doing laps in the pool of forbidden fun.
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Picking out my runaway name and starting a new life.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The chances are there. Two and two, waiting to be put together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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oh hey moon
looking good
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Incognito browsing history wrapped 2025
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I come in pieces.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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my stripper name is "for god's sake, put some clothes on”
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM