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Frostbitten Flamingo

@flemtheparrot.bsky.social

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Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. Debut novel out on 31 October 2025 https://fleurbenz.nl 🇬🇧🇪🇬

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · Jun 20

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 7h

Pisces: No matter what your sports watch says, what you just did in front of the computer doesn’t count as exercise.

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Cloud Licker @cloudlicker.bsky.social · Dec 22

Sit beside me on a cloud and we'll dip our toes into the sky.

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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 8h

Mutually obsessed or I don’t want it

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 22h

I’m out with flameless candles looking for myself

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 9h

I just wanna be a cat laying on a heater vent.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 11h

Just speak your words. They don't need to be perfect to be true.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · Dec 4

Me: *excited as bird flies up to me* Aw a bird friend, hey little bird!

Bird: Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 12h

Once upon a time...
No, not that kind of story. It would’ve been easier if it were: ogres, princesses, the whole thing.

Lovely.
But so wrong.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 13h

if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 23h

how i'd post if i ever got validation for my writing

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 15h

Mood: vaguely sad, something that feels inconveniently like homesickness or something.

* grabs book and hopes this will fade *

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 19h

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · Sep 12

Just a little more peace today please

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 10d

no more current events, please

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 19h

On the count of three, we can share thoughts if you wanna

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18h

Great sound when it is your book😍

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not trying to be better than you. I mean I am, but I'm not trying

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18h

Morning.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

Basically the strongest impact you can have: not be afraid to be yourself and not wear a mask.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 7d

if you find yourself arguing with yourself from something you said five days ago you’re my kind of people

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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 1d

get in loser, we're gonna snuggle and watch the rain

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