Pinned
the art of letting whoever think whatever
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We ride for the library at dawn
May 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
We ride for the library at dawn
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this time next month will already be next year
- true horror stories
- true horror stories
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
this time next month will already be next year
- true horror stories
- true horror stories
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your Christmas wish to have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is not “unrealistic.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your Christmas wish to have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is not “unrealistic.”
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Don't talk to me while I'm listening.
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Don't talk to me while I'm listening.
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Got tased at bingo again
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got tased at bingo again
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Got kicked out of the death cult for bedazzling my cloak
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Got kicked out of the death cult for bedazzling my cloak
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine being able to find something in the first drawer you try.
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Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
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This day in history. 1978. In New York City Sid Vicious smashed a beer bottle in the face of Patti Smith's brother Todd after learning that his name was Todd.
December 6, 2023 at 10:23 AM
This day in history. 1978. In New York City Sid Vicious smashed a beer bottle in the face of Patti Smith's brother Todd after learning that his name was Todd.
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I’m more judgy when my underwear matches and my legs are shaved.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’m more judgy when my underwear matches and my legs are shaved.
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life’s a numbers game and all i know is the alphabet
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
life’s a numbers game and all i know is the alphabet
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the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
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*walks in, sets my keys down on the table, cracks open a beer*
Weekend Bluesky, you sexy bitch. Momma’s home
Weekend Bluesky, you sexy bitch. Momma’s home
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
*walks in, sets my keys down on the table, cracks open a beer*
Weekend Bluesky, you sexy bitch. Momma’s home
Weekend Bluesky, you sexy bitch. Momma’s home
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what if we made dinner together and shared an experience while broke as fuck
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
what if we made dinner together and shared an experience while broke as fuck
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Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
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Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
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sorry i scream sang “b-b-b-b-b bennie and the jets” into your baby’s face
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
sorry i scream sang “b-b-b-b-b bennie and the jets” into your baby’s face
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A Life Alert necklace but for when I need a Slim Jim.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A Life Alert necklace but for when I need a Slim Jim.
you call it songs, i call it therapy
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you call it songs, i call it therapy
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squid ink pasta is just regular pasta in dark mode
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
squid ink pasta is just regular pasta in dark mode
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
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England expects every man to do his kegels.
January 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
England expects every man to do his kegels.
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Donating his hoodie to Goodwill is self-care
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Donating his hoodie to Goodwill is self-care