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Forrest Plump

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social

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Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is a jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 5d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 37m

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 16h

"You can't fire me. I quit."

-disgruntled human cannonball

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 8h

My superpower is letting my sarcasm make me look like an idiot.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · Apr 12

I only wear mascara so I look extra menacing when I cry.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 2d

Not to brag, but I think this lady at this register is checking me out.

*puts up register closed sign*

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

I love people who are kind for no reason. You’re lovely inside and out.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

October is the month of writers, artists, thinkers, lovers and wanderers.

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Hollow Doll @hollowdoll.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes a photograph cuts deeper than a knife

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

If I ever tell someone to “get my good side” in a pic, I’m probably talking about my butt

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

wearing the night like a warning

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 18h

the other hoarders show doesn’t show the cleanup and i need to see that shit

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 8d

imagine hating me and i’m just over here redoing confrontations in the shower

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 9d

let’s hold hands while they reset the simulation

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19h

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 19h

there is no god when Diane Keaton dies before Woody Allen does

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 19d

*turns rapture off and back on while maintaining eye contact with the lord*

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 15d

a screen protector but for my brain

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 11d

🎶i’m all out of blood, i’m so lost without you🎶

-vampires, probably

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Ummmm. Neither. But it’s cool. North Carolina.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Not me

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

The Nobel Queef Prize

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

describe the current political climate?

hmmm, ok have you ever been to Waffle House at 2am?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

Alexander the Great had a lesser known cousin Jeff the Pretty Good

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 7d

deleting your signal account while the other person is still typing is the new slamming the phone down

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