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· Apr 21
The Road to Dumbasscus
Ryobi One+ 40v Beard Trimmer Review [1080p - 4K]
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Ryobi One+ 40v Beard Trimmer Review [1080p - 4K]
We are demanding the head of the damned winter apologist groundhog
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
We are demanding the head of the damned winter apologist groundhog
With the foop fighters it’s like, who gives a shit? you know?
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
With the foop fighters it’s like, who gives a shit? you know?
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When you're in the mausoleum and you're stanced up
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
When you're in the mausoleum and you're stanced up
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
It would be so funny to rob someone wearing these lmao
LEGO and Crocs unveil their new collaboration, the LEGO Brick Clog.
They release February 16 for $149.99.
They release February 16 for $149.99.
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 PM
It would be so funny to rob someone wearing these lmao
Chiclets used to go crazy
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Chiclets used to go crazy
Calling my buddy’s kid ‘a nerdlet’ and gettint my ass assaulted
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Calling my buddy’s kid ‘a nerdlet’ and gettint my ass assaulted
I guess I don’t think a restaurant is fancy if it’s weird to be in there in sports coat. It’s just expensive then
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I guess I don’t think a restaurant is fancy if it’s weird to be in there in sports coat. It’s just expensive then
Every car brand is dumb as shit
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Every car brand is dumb as shit
A ‘Chevy’? Wow. I know you’re listening to American pie in that mf every day am I right hhahahahaha
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
A ‘Chevy’? Wow. I know you’re listening to American pie in that mf every day am I right hhahahahaha
A ‘ford’ huh? They don’t have bridges in your culture?
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
A ‘ford’ huh? They don’t have bridges in your culture?
Remember when the ford explorers were just flipping over all the time and everyone was like weird, oh well
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Remember when the ford explorers were just flipping over all the time and everyone was like weird, oh well
More tire companies should review fancy restaurants
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 PM
More tire companies should review fancy restaurants
Seeing a guy carrying a cross with a weight plate carrier on his chest: Yo, Christ already did that. You can just chill, dog
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Seeing a guy carrying a cross with a weight plate carrier on his chest: Yo, Christ already did that. You can just chill, dog
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Just remembered Mulder’s password
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Just remembered Mulder’s password
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If you are wearing a black sweatshirt, the cat will Find You
January 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
If you are wearing a black sweatshirt, the cat will Find You
You ‘studied the blade’? lol. Yeah I can tell. Lmao. Look at your nerd-ass. Lmfao
January 25, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You ‘studied the blade’? lol. Yeah I can tell. Lmao. Look at your nerd-ass. Lmfao
More like Pope John Paul got Tekkened
January 25, 2026 at 12:52 PM
More like Pope John Paul got Tekkened
I’ve popped the collar on the back of the corduroy shirt I’m wearing (under a shaggy wool crew neck sweater, paired with dark wash flannel-lined jeans, base-layer, ragg wool hose, etc. ) and i know it’s cold cause my wife has said nothing about the collar
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’ve popped the collar on the back of the corduroy shirt I’m wearing (under a shaggy wool crew neck sweater, paired with dark wash flannel-lined jeans, base-layer, ragg wool hose, etc. ) and i know it’s cold cause my wife has said nothing about the collar
Making sure my wife is aware of how ‘perfect a hair day I’m having‘ before I have to put on a knit cap and ruin it
January 24, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Making sure my wife is aware of how ‘perfect a hair day I’m having‘ before I have to put on a knit cap and ruin it
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Wearing a work shirt with “Soupervisor” embroidered over the left breast pocket
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Wearing a work shirt with “Soupervisor” embroidered over the left breast pocket
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They’re calling him The Most Correct Man that ever opined
January 24, 2026 at 1:05 PM
They’re calling him The Most Correct Man that ever opined
It would be very funny if they sent Lappy to Hershey after breaking a 90-game scoreleas drought last night lmao
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 PM
It would be very funny if they sent Lappy to Hershey after breaking a 90-game scoreleas drought last night lmao