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Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
Polling the table to see what they think about “a quick pivot” to veggie burgers
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Polling the table to see what they think about “a quick pivot” to veggie burgers
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Letting my colleagues know I'm taking a bathroom break by loudly declaring Yepp It's Time To Make!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Letting my colleagues know I'm taking a bathroom break by loudly declaring Yepp It's Time To Make!
It’s crazy John Madden was just like that
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’s crazy John Madden was just like that
District vibe undefeated at thanksgiving. All the annoying fuckers leave
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
District vibe undefeated at thanksgiving. All the annoying fuckers leave
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A guy that’s hanging lights, frying a turkey and looking at bluesky all at the same time. 100% focused. In the zone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A guy that’s hanging lights, frying a turkey and looking at bluesky all at the same time. 100% focused. In the zone.
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Eating a whole bag of this like trail mix and spending the night in the hospital
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Eating a whole bag of this like trail mix and spending the night in the hospital
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I've had it up to here with these steampunk dorks
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I've had it up to here with these steampunk dorks
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Grindr must be so fun on the Samsung Smart Fridge
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Grindr must be so fun on the Samsung Smart Fridge
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Americans enthusiastically awaiting this week’s rare occasion where they overeat
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Americans enthusiastically awaiting this week’s rare occasion where they overeat
A Turk who is pissed off about it being thanksgiving cause people say ‘Turkey’ a lot and don’t mean his shit
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A Turk who is pissed off about it being thanksgiving cause people say ‘Turkey’ a lot and don’t mean his shit
Calmly explaining to the table that their thing “is nice” but the Washington Capitals winning last night is “clearly well worth being more thankful for”
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Calmly explaining to the table that their thing “is nice” but the Washington Capitals winning last night is “clearly well worth being more thankful for”
I was in Oregon with my father once, I was quite young. We came to a bend in a road and cars were stopped. He got out and was like what’s up and apparently an ostrich or emu or somesuch animal had escaped and I remember a man was like “we gotta round up the bird!” So anyway, I say that about Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I was in Oregon with my father once, I was quite young. We came to a bend in a road and cars were stopped. He got out and was like what’s up and apparently an ostrich or emu or somesuch animal had escaped and I remember a man was like “we gotta round up the bird!” So anyway, I say that about Turkey
Saying this loudly and cheerily to an otherwise silent table as my father in law brings the bird to the table
Bird got a ass so big bend tha oven rack
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Saying this loudly and cheerily to an otherwise silent table as my father in law brings the bird to the table
Saying “yes, we are marking the apocryphal event, ‘thanksgiving’ ” at least once to everyone I see at thanksgiving today
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Saying “yes, we are marking the apocryphal event, ‘thanksgiving’ ” at least once to everyone I see at thanksgiving today
If your Turkey doesn’t bend the oven rack you Have Failed
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If your Turkey doesn’t bend the oven rack you Have Failed
You can just go sit by the river
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You can just go sit by the river
Enjoying everyone’s favorite thanksgiving movie, Apocalypse Now
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Enjoying everyone’s favorite thanksgiving movie, Apocalypse Now
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Anyone else searing a frozen turkey with a blow torch?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anyone else searing a frozen turkey with a blow torch?
Can’t believe it’s Christmas already
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can’t believe it’s Christmas already
A new iPhone must go crazy if you’re Dumb as Hell
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
A new iPhone must go crazy if you’re Dumb as Hell
Stromer holy shit way to get out of the way lmao what a goal
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Stromer holy shit way to get out of the way lmao what a goal
48 hrs. in Charlotte International: our travel writer pens final piece before disappearing into CLT 🧳✈️💨
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
48 hrs. in Charlotte International: our travel writer pens final piece before disappearing into CLT 🧳✈️💨
Stewers Stewed so Sloppers could Slop
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Stewers Stewed so Sloppers could Slop
The Selplat 700 closes trading down a near record 800 points on heels of Large Son shortage anxiety
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Selplat 700 closes trading down a near record 800 points on heels of Large Son shortage anxiety