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The Road to Dumbasscus
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The male loneliness PLANdemic! Fauci works for BetterHelp!
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 AM
The male loneliness PLANdemic! Fauci works for BetterHelp!
Lying in bed with a beer helmet on until my wife hits me with a rolled up newspaper
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Lying in bed with a beer helmet on until my wife hits me with a rolled up newspaper
The dare guy at our school said when he was a kid he thought actors in movies who got shot were actually shot and like volunteered to die and this kid said “he stupid” loud and the dare guy got mad
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
The dare guy at our school said when he was a kid he thought actors in movies who got shot were actually shot and like volunteered to die and this kid said “he stupid” loud and the dare guy got mad
We joke on here a lot but on a serious note, britain isn’t Europe
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
We joke on here a lot but on a serious note, britain isn’t Europe
Repeatedly saying “fire estinwisher“ as I fall asleep
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Repeatedly saying “fire estinwisher“ as I fall asleep
I thought A24 was a british paper size
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I thought A24 was a british paper size
The devs really cooked with this app (cooked some crazy dogshit)
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The devs really cooked with this app (cooked some crazy dogshit)
This stupid app is like the stupid phone. Forever a blue dot notification cause I’m never gonna ‘go live’, just like the fucking ‘finish setting up our bullshit’ on the phone
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This stupid app is like the stupid phone. Forever a blue dot notification cause I’m never gonna ‘go live’, just like the fucking ‘finish setting up our bullshit’ on the phone
You can just go to bed
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You can just go to bed
Explaining curling to a spartan
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Explaining curling to a spartan
Tim balz retire bitch
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Tim balz retire bitch
Crazy they’re just gonna kill this guy
The final episode of ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ will air on May 21st.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Crazy they’re just gonna kill this guy
The ancient greeks would have sucked doodoo ass at the winter olympics
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The ancient greeks would have sucked doodoo ass at the winter olympics
The world cup, huh? I’m all for sharing but. I think I’ll just use my own cup,
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The world cup, huh? I’m all for sharing but. I think I’ll just use my own cup,
Doing the olympics in northern Italy is basically doing them in Austrian
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Doing the olympics in northern Italy is basically doing them in Austrian
Crazy they’re gonna do the winter olympic in Italy like do they have enough tomato sauce to do that
January 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Crazy they’re gonna do the winter olympic in Italy like do they have enough tomato sauce to do that
Never seen a great movie
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Never seen a great movie
This hamnet shit stupid
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 AM
This hamnet shit stupid
We were in a meeting today and a train really blared the horn three times and everyone was sorta quiet and i said “bro really said, beep-beep-beep”
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
We were in a meeting today and a train really blared the horn three times and everyone was sorta quiet and i said “bro really said, beep-beep-beep”
Ryobi One+ 40v Beard Trimmer Review [1080p - 4K]
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Ryobi One+ 40v Beard Trimmer Review [1080p - 4K]
We are demanding the head of the damned winter apologist groundhog
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
We are demanding the head of the damned winter apologist groundhog
With the foop fighters it’s like, who gives a shit? you know?
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
With the foop fighters it’s like, who gives a shit? you know?
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When you're in the mausoleum and you're stanced up
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
When you're in the mausoleum and you're stanced up
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
It would be so funny to rob someone wearing these lmao
LEGO and Crocs unveil their new collaboration, the LEGO Brick Clog.
They release February 16 for $149.99.
They release February 16 for $149.99.
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 PM
It would be so funny to rob someone wearing these lmao
Chiclets used to go crazy
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Chiclets used to go crazy