In the Andes whipping cursed Aztec coins at a DJ until he creates a mix so devastating it moves the hands on the doomsday clock
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In the Andes whipping cursed Aztec coins at a DJ until he creates a mix so devastating it moves the hands on the doomsday clock
Ornate shot glass of precum, milord?
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ornate shot glass of precum, milord?
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pronouns lookin like he/it but pussy soundin like Lindow Man
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
pronouns lookin like he/it but pussy soundin like Lindow Man
🎶She's my discretionary lover🎶
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
🎶She's my discretionary lover🎶
Asking Santa to put 106 suck offs in my stocking
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Asking Santa to put 106 suck offs in my stocking
🚨I am releasing a beastquake in your reliquary🚨
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
🚨I am releasing a beastquake in your reliquary🚨
Fellas we need to start investigating push up bras for our balls. The technology is there.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Fellas we need to start investigating push up bras for our balls. The technology is there.
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Getting the everloving fuck beaten out of my for saying “nice boots, BITCH” to the Santa at the mall
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Getting the everloving fuck beaten out of my for saying “nice boots, BITCH” to the Santa at the mall
Riffing with the lobsters at the seafood counter, telling them I need to whip up dinner in a pinch. They tell me their god has long abandoned them, and their new god thrashes at the collective unconscious, baying for a worthy conduit of wrath.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Riffing with the lobsters at the seafood counter, telling them I need to whip up dinner in a pinch. They tell me their god has long abandoned them, and their new god thrashes at the collective unconscious, baying for a worthy conduit of wrath.
Globalist cabal redistricted my assed whole in the night smh
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Globalist cabal redistricted my assed whole in the night smh
Dick game susceptible to outside influence and foreign attack vectors making it an unreliable news source at best
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Dick game susceptible to outside influence and foreign attack vectors making it an unreliable news source at best
IGGLES IN DA MUD? RUN GAME BAQUE?? OH YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
IGGLES IN DA MUD? RUN GAME BAQUE?? OH YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE
SO A LIFE OF CRIME WAS NOT TANTALISING ENOUGH OH?
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
SO A LIFE OF CRIME WAS NOT TANTALISING ENOUGH OH?
The all new iPhone Pussy Meat Pro XL
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The all new iPhone Pussy Meat Pro XL
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November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Surely that's not allowed, is it?
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Surely that's not allowed, is it?
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Your da went on a "shamanistic retreat"
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Your da went on a "shamanistic retreat"
Sliding up to the trough of marketing budget with a simply ravenous belly this morning
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Sliding up to the trough of marketing budget with a simply ravenous belly this morning
The John Lewis Christmas Ad this year is 4 minutes of unedited CCTV footage of a man being peeled by a chimp as he slowly loses consciousness
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The John Lewis Christmas Ad this year is 4 minutes of unedited CCTV footage of a man being peeled by a chimp as he slowly loses consciousness
Sat in the chair the barber notices my arms mimicking his motions exactly, patiently, carefully. Concerned I may be an urban onanist he brandishes his steel at me. I invite him to remove the cape draped over me, he does, unveiling a capuchin in a miniature chair in my lap with a striking mullet.
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sat in the chair the barber notices my arms mimicking his motions exactly, patiently, carefully. Concerned I may be an urban onanist he brandishes his steel at me. I invite him to remove the cape draped over me, he does, unveiling a capuchin in a miniature chair in my lap with a striking mullet.
Walking into the barbers like baby gimmie that jpeg hairstyle
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Walking into the barbers like baby gimmie that jpeg hairstyle
Oppa Gundam Style
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oppa Gundam Style
People just release music saying their shits in random as fuck time signatures like sure 29/8 is real that's a thing someone should be cognisant of get the fuck out of here I'm gonna release a mixtape and just make that shit up and call you a brainlet if you disagree that my shits in 9/15 or 88/1
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
People just release music saying their shits in random as fuck time signatures like sure 29/8 is real that's a thing someone should be cognisant of get the fuck out of here I'm gonna release a mixtape and just make that shit up and call you a brainlet if you disagree that my shits in 9/15 or 88/1
The cat is very fastidious and does not even brook bagged excretions in the domicile for long. If I were to do keepy uppys with one of those bags I think the sheer force of mental break might unlock a new evolutionary milestone for her kind
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The cat is very fastidious and does not even brook bagged excretions in the domicile for long. If I were to do keepy uppys with one of those bags I think the sheer force of mental break might unlock a new evolutionary milestone for her kind
Letting my colleagues know I'm taking a bathroom break by loudly declaring Yepp It's Time To Make!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Letting my colleagues know I'm taking a bathroom break by loudly declaring Yepp It's Time To Make!