Grobian Syboe
@grobiansyboe.bsky.social
welcome to my webpage
Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues
I am urging restraint at this time
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Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues
I am urging restraint at this time
🏴
Pinned
If I’m out and about, or even sitting down in my house, if something occurs to me you can be sure to read about it here on my webpage.
Cheers then.
- Grobian
Cheers then.
- Grobian
My detractors will say "appeal to Wise Principles" is a logical fallacy, not realising this is the orthodox application of the Rigourous Method
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My detractors will say "appeal to Wise Principles" is a logical fallacy, not realising this is the orthodox application of the Rigourous Method
"I would be all too happy to explain my rationale" - The Reasonable Interlocutor
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"I would be all too happy to explain my rationale" - The Reasonable Interlocutor
Ok guys, let's get a little crazy and rock the eff out this weekend
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ok guys, let's get a little crazy and rock the eff out this weekend
Your da went on a "shamanistic retreat"
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Your da went on a "shamanistic retreat"
Oh my god. Spiritual healing power!
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh my god. Spiritual healing power!
Your da's a wiccan
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Your da's a wiccan
Feels absolutely mental saying "hmm, just as I suspected"
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Feels absolutely mental saying "hmm, just as I suspected"
If you have an emails kind of job, try unmuting during an all-hands meeting and say "tee-hee! What luck!" While someone is presenting
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you have an emails kind of job, try unmuting during an all-hands meeting and say "tee-hee! What luck!" While someone is presenting
Italian irredentism was "cringe" in my opinion
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Italian irredentism was "cringe" in my opinion
Positive thinking is when you think of something, negative thinking is when you don't.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Positive thinking is when you think of something, negative thinking is when you don't.
The feeling is that we're turning a corner on low levels of process implementation
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The feeling is that we're turning a corner on low levels of process implementation
They are using the beam that gives you gum disease against entire cities
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
They are using the beam that gives you gum disease against entire cities
Just who is "the saucy little Savoyard" I refer to in my memoirs?
An ASTUTE reader would not bother with such questions.
Truly,
Grobian
An ASTUTE reader would not bother with such questions.
Truly,
Grobian
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just who is "the saucy little Savoyard" I refer to in my memoirs?
An ASTUTE reader would not bother with such questions.
Truly,
Grobian
An ASTUTE reader would not bother with such questions.
Truly,
Grobian
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We can see the process by which America attempts to resolve its contradictions through the development of "miniseries"
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We can see the process by which America attempts to resolve its contradictions through the development of "miniseries"
"ooh lovely boy,
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"ooh lovely boy,
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
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So excited! They’re trialing a 5 day work week at the workhouse! It’ll increase efficiency and bring down operating costs because we won’t get fed on Saturdays 🥰
July 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
So excited! They’re trialing a 5 day work week at the workhouse! It’ll increase efficiency and bring down operating costs because we won’t get fed on Saturdays 🥰
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I laughed for the first time in 2017, after I saw “The Vulnerable Comic” performing his heartfelt routine in front of a crowd of 5 at the Edinburgh fringe festival.
It’s so important so support up and coming entertainers from Cambridgeshire, even if they are a bit too quirky for the mainstream!
It’s so important so support up and coming entertainers from Cambridgeshire, even if they are a bit too quirky for the mainstream!
November 12, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I laughed for the first time in 2017, after I saw “The Vulnerable Comic” performing his heartfelt routine in front of a crowd of 5 at the Edinburgh fringe festival.
It’s so important so support up and coming entertainers from Cambridgeshire, even if they are a bit too quirky for the mainstream!
It’s so important so support up and coming entertainers from Cambridgeshire, even if they are a bit too quirky for the mainstream!
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Instead of a "hi-5" or a "fist bump" you can try "The Net of Salutation". Splay your fingers out and touch your finger tips together with the other person, then touch foreheads. DO NOT smile.
September 10, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Instead of a "hi-5" or a "fist bump" you can try "The Net of Salutation". Splay your fingers out and touch your finger tips together with the other person, then touch foreheads. DO NOT smile.
They have upped the amount to £10
I cannot be bought.
I cannot be bought.
"Grobian, download our app and get £5 off your next purchase!"
Hmm...No.
Hmm...No.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
They have upped the amount to £10
I cannot be bought.
I cannot be bought.
smelling deeply of a beautiful rose, swirling it around between my thumb and forefinger, inbetween contended sighs you can hear me mumble "the simple pleasures of life"
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
smelling deeply of a beautiful rose, swirling it around between my thumb and forefinger, inbetween contended sighs you can hear me mumble "the simple pleasures of life"
I dress like a normal man who is covered in dirt
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I dress like a normal man who is covered in dirt
Salivating over the thought of a nutrition dense puck soaked in lukewarm water
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Salivating over the thought of a nutrition dense puck soaked in lukewarm water
If one of my mates is about to tell an anecdote I like to big it up by saying something like "prepare for a laugh-a-minute comedy romp through the mind of a genius"
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If one of my mates is about to tell an anecdote I like to big it up by saying something like "prepare for a laugh-a-minute comedy romp through the mind of a genius"
Computer, load mournful ballads, subject: dead bonnie boy (misadventure/violent).
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Computer, load mournful ballads, subject: dead bonnie boy (misadventure/violent).