Grobian Syboe
@grobiansyboe.bsky.social
welcome to my webpage
Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues
I am urging restraint at this time
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Scholar of Wise Principles and associated virtues
I am urging restraint at this time
🏴
Pinned
If I’m out and about, or even sitting down in my house, if something occurs to me you can be sure to read about it here on my webpage.
Cheers then.
- Grobian
Cheers then.
- Grobian
You have violated the Weights & Measures act!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You have violated the Weights & Measures act!!!!
Just taught your granny to suck eggs and she's absolutely thrilled x
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just taught your granny to suck eggs and she's absolutely thrilled x
Search engine optimisation written by LLMs, when you are subjected to it, really does feel contemptuous.
I can never get on board with this technology. You are an obstacle to be overcome with the minimum effort possible for the realisation of needless ends, and it makes an absolute mess.
Uncouth.
I can never get on board with this technology. You are an obstacle to be overcome with the minimum effort possible for the realisation of needless ends, and it makes an absolute mess.
Uncouth.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Search engine optimisation written by LLMs, when you are subjected to it, really does feel contemptuous.
I can never get on board with this technology. You are an obstacle to be overcome with the minimum effort possible for the realisation of needless ends, and it makes an absolute mess.
Uncouth.
I can never get on board with this technology. You are an obstacle to be overcome with the minimum effort possible for the realisation of needless ends, and it makes an absolute mess.
Uncouth.
Wow, you have got to try this "chap stick" stuff. Honestly mate.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wow, you have got to try this "chap stick" stuff. Honestly mate.
I'm about to "flip the script" on my detractors
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm about to "flip the script" on my detractors
Right so theres the horrible flower bed out front sorted, tore out all the "zero maintenance" plants that were half dead. Now it's ready for soil improvement and planting for the spring.
Chuffed
Chuffed
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Right so theres the horrible flower bed out front sorted, tore out all the "zero maintenance" plants that were half dead. Now it's ready for soil improvement and planting for the spring.
Chuffed
Chuffed
My most recent album "Thick Woolen Socks" has gone platinum
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
My most recent album "Thick Woolen Socks" has gone platinum
Sarcasm with a side of snark?
Listen, we are both adults here and we need to cooperate if we're ever going to escape this evil mansion.
Listen, we are both adults here and we need to cooperate if we're ever going to escape this evil mansion.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Sarcasm with a side of snark?
Listen, we are both adults here and we need to cooperate if we're ever going to escape this evil mansion.
Listen, we are both adults here and we need to cooperate if we're ever going to escape this evil mansion.
Jean Redpath's peerless interpretation of "Lowlands Away" is enough to get you pacing the room with hands clasped at your back
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Jean Redpath's peerless interpretation of "Lowlands Away" is enough to get you pacing the room with hands clasped at your back
"Rich in music sweet, strings and voice combining, Yet bitter is thy tongue; thy friends and foes aligning.""
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Rich in music sweet, strings and voice combining, Yet bitter is thy tongue; thy friends and foes aligning.""
Aye I'll just make something delicious for tea tonight, not a big deal.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Aye I'll just make something delicious for tea tonight, not a big deal.
Reposted by Grobian Syboe
Extreme hitlerite sentiment
September 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Extreme hitlerite sentiment
"Wise Principles sounds with the clarity of brass, endures with the strength of steel and shines with the splendour of gold" - The Three Metals Declaration
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"Wise Principles sounds with the clarity of brass, endures with the strength of steel and shines with the splendour of gold" - The Three Metals Declaration
I used to have a friend who said he could see people's auras and all I could really say at the time was "oh right then"
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I used to have a friend who said he could see people's auras and all I could really say at the time was "oh right then"
Reposted by Grobian Syboe
It's important for a child to grow up with a dog, to teach them about casual vomiting and eventually death.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It's important for a child to grow up with a dog, to teach them about casual vomiting and eventually death.
Read 'em and Weep would be a good name for a podcast about sad books hosted by two people who received exclusively private schoolong
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Read 'em and Weep would be a good name for a podcast about sad books hosted by two people who received exclusively private schoolong
Reposted by Grobian Syboe
Ye Most Ancient & Honourable Companie of Sack Heavers
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ye Most Ancient & Honourable Companie of Sack Heavers
Reposted by Grobian Syboe
top 50 posts to read and say "Oh my!" to
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
top 50 posts to read and say "Oh my!" to
*gazing towards the ground*
"Je m'appelle..."
*Snapping my head up to make eye contact*
"Grobian."
"Je m'appelle..."
*Snapping my head up to make eye contact*
"Grobian."
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
*gazing towards the ground*
"Je m'appelle..."
*Snapping my head up to make eye contact*
"Grobian."
"Je m'appelle..."
*Snapping my head up to make eye contact*
"Grobian."
What shall we do with a drunken sailor? In any case, we should treat him with compassion.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What shall we do with a drunken sailor? In any case, we should treat him with compassion.
Damp glove, singular, draped over a railing
Pashmina, polyester, tied to a wrought iron gate.
Key with keyring, red, placed carefully on top of a fencepost
Bedsheet with writing, "Happy Birthday John", tied to a roundabout sign - abandoned intentionally
Pashmina, polyester, tied to a wrought iron gate.
Key with keyring, red, placed carefully on top of a fencepost
Bedsheet with writing, "Happy Birthday John", tied to a roundabout sign - abandoned intentionally
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Damp glove, singular, draped over a railing
Pashmina, polyester, tied to a wrought iron gate.
Key with keyring, red, placed carefully on top of a fencepost
Bedsheet with writing, "Happy Birthday John", tied to a roundabout sign - abandoned intentionally
Pashmina, polyester, tied to a wrought iron gate.
Key with keyring, red, placed carefully on top of a fencepost
Bedsheet with writing, "Happy Birthday John", tied to a roundabout sign - abandoned intentionally
The damsons, overripe, rot on the tree. They bloom once again, and the wasps, also sensing that their time is near, are driven to desperation by the narcotic smell.
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The damsons, overripe, rot on the tree. They bloom once again, and the wasps, also sensing that their time is near, are driven to desperation by the narcotic smell.
Ciggies - "Stick 'em in your big gabber"
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ciggies - "Stick 'em in your big gabber"