Fungocrat
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Tout le malheur des hommes vient d'une seule chose, qui est de ne pas savoir demeurer en repos dans une chambre.
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Mouldering in my forgotten tomb for ten thousand years
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mouldering in my forgotten tomb for ten thousand years
"Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild". I've never been to "the wild". Wherever I am, there is civilisation.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild". I've never been to "the wild". Wherever I am, there is civilisation.
Oh, sorry, I see where I've gotten confused - I've been running our conversation through my virtual reality World Without Blame. (We use it for root cause analyses of unexpected deaths in hospital.) I'll turn back on punitive cruelty and harsh judgment, should clear things up.
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Oh, sorry, I see where I've gotten confused - I've been running our conversation through my virtual reality World Without Blame. (We use it for root cause analyses of unexpected deaths in hospital.) I'll turn back on punitive cruelty and harsh judgment, should clear things up.
People keep asking me what I intended by naming my dog "Sufferin' Dog". It's not a mystery, just look at the creature.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
People keep asking me what I intended by naming my dog "Sufferin' Dog". It's not a mystery, just look at the creature.
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An observer of toddlers will note that they constantly invent little nonsense jobs for themselves. Truly a devotion to pointless toil is in our nature.
February 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
An observer of toddlers will note that they constantly invent little nonsense jobs for themselves. Truly a devotion to pointless toil is in our nature.
Whoops! brought ruin on my bloodline.
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Whoops! brought ruin on my bloodline.
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"observe" is one of the most powerful commands that can be issued
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"observe" is one of the most powerful commands that can be issued
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Explaining to my boss that “focus, and resolve” are things I save for the evening when I get to work fashioning the perfect blade
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Explaining to my boss that “focus, and resolve” are things I save for the evening when I get to work fashioning the perfect blade
An observation: toddlers all seem to rediscover, by reasoning from first principles, the importance of taking off your shirt before doing a big poop. Evidence for an a priori truth there. That Society makes us forget.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
An observation: toddlers all seem to rediscover, by reasoning from first principles, the importance of taking off your shirt before doing a big poop. Evidence for an a priori truth there. That Society makes us forget.
I think the missing piece of Integralist Natural Law theory is explicit gnosticism. Legislature as demiurge, direct mystical apprehension as jurisprudence. Then we can develop the proper rituals.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I think the missing piece of Integralist Natural Law theory is explicit gnosticism. Legislature as demiurge, direct mystical apprehension as jurisprudence. Then we can develop the proper rituals.
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If you think of πνεῦμα as the all-pervading spirit which is the universal consciousness, we are all in a sense but tubes for it as it ever returns unto itself.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you think of πνεῦμα as the all-pervading spirit which is the universal consciousness, we are all in a sense but tubes for it as it ever returns unto itself.
Shocking news about the youth: the new generation of "Puriteens" are emulating their Puritan forebears by having their ears cut off for writing pamphlets that question the King's prerogative powers. The Roundhead Look.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Shocking news about the youth: the new generation of "Puriteens" are emulating their Puritan forebears by having their ears cut off for writing pamphlets that question the King's prerogative powers. The Roundhead Look.
Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
My most bedrock unexamined belief is that society would be substantially better if we used base-twelve numerals.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My most bedrock unexamined belief is that society would be substantially better if we used base-twelve numerals.
Public transit won't be truly efficient until transport planners accept my innovations (folding space so routes take detours through a Hell Dimension).
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Public transit won't be truly efficient until transport planners accept my innovations (folding space so routes take detours through a Hell Dimension).
I've made a success out of myself out here, out in the World of Illusion.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've made a success out of myself out here, out in the World of Illusion.
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Discovered my darling child has at some point swallowed a small being. Last month as he lay sleeping, mouth slightly agape is when I first heard it call out. I have started to query it on how it survives “𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡” it squeals
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Discovered my darling child has at some point swallowed a small being. Last month as he lay sleeping, mouth slightly agape is when I first heard it call out. I have started to query it on how it survives “𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡” it squeals
Always a bittersweet pride when the toddler improvises using a tool to manipulate another object, because it means it's one day closer to when I will install him as Lord Of The Crows.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Always a bittersweet pride when the toddler improvises using a tool to manipulate another object, because it means it's one day closer to when I will install him as Lord Of The Crows.
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More of a croak thing
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
More of a croak thing
Just got an email from the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. They're changing the gender on my child's birth certificate to "Frog". I asked if it's a woke thing and they said it isn't.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just got an email from the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages. They're changing the gender on my child's birth certificate to "Frog". I asked if it's a woke thing and they said it isn't.
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Sorry I'm late, I was briefly transfixed by the evening's golden light
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sorry I'm late, I was briefly transfixed by the evening's golden light
It's important for a child to grow up with a dog, to teach them about casual vomiting and eventually death.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It's important for a child to grow up with a dog, to teach them about casual vomiting and eventually death.
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doctor said i should be pulverized and destroyed
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
doctor said i should be pulverized and destroyed
Look, basically, to me, there is exactly one cat for each colour. If I see a white cat, that's White Cat. I am not going to distinguish.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Look, basically, to me, there is exactly one cat for each colour. If I see a white cat, that's White Cat. I am not going to distinguish.
All of these articles about how much it costs to raise a child fail to factor in the difficulties of only speaking Latin at home and having no non-Latin texts around to ensure they never learn any other language.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
All of these articles about how much it costs to raise a child fail to factor in the difficulties of only speaking Latin at home and having no non-Latin texts around to ensure they never learn any other language.