Villein 🔒
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snagrel.bsky.social
Lo-fi beats to recover from pneumonia to
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ordering a single serve claritin on instacart every day
villein.bsky.social
they should make a disgusting halloween cereal for people with five different types of dietary restrictions
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sorry i didn't follow you back i need to mute 30 more accounts first
villein.bsky.social
telling landlord that "the mess" is an art installation and that i've tripled the value of the unit and he should thank me
villein.bsky.social
scary for sure but the fuzzy trees are oddly whimsical at the same time?
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confirm exchange: exercise (1 hour) for lie in bed (3 hours)?
villein.bsky.social
getting seized by royal guards would fix me
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(pointing at self) seize him
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asking the orchard keeper if he dares me to eat a bushel of rotten apples
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lightblanket.bsky.social
Let’s just do Halloween tonight
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posts longer than 2 lines? save that for the weekdays sorry
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morrowind-txt.bsky.social
Ectoplasm is a filmy residue with modest magical properties that remains after a revenant spirit has been banished from the mortal plane.
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great now i'll never get that sponsorship thanks
villein.bsky.social
ibuprofen should sponsor me
villein.bsky.social
landlord put those mini pumpkins outside my apartment to threaten me somehow
villein.bsky.social
calling the cashier ableist for making me pay an evil dollar amount
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rounding up at the supermarket for the charity of the month but only for ocd arithmomania reasons
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dming redwall feasts bot asking for free meadowcream scones
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daring gas station employees to close for an hour and come to the 24 hour diner with me
villein.bsky.social
tiktok witches i need help. help me