they laughed at my gingerbread hovel
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
they laughed at my gingerbread hovel
queening out with the bros
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
queening out with the bros
the holiday season is about having fun and being yourself
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the holiday season is about having fun and being yourself
(lying in bed for days voice) i need to lie down
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
(lying in bed for days voice) i need to lie down
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Dark sacral jazz for every occasion
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dark sacral jazz for every occasion
my great uncle wingo's prototype for a cold air balloon could work he just never found an ice cube large enough to power it
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
my great uncle wingo's prototype for a cold air balloon could work he just never found an ice cube large enough to power it
the male loneliness epidemic could be solved by training touch-starved men to become service animals
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the male loneliness epidemic could be solved by training touch-starved men to become service animals
telling everyone my bankruptcy barrel is mobile sensory deprivation tank
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
telling everyone my bankruptcy barrel is mobile sensory deprivation tank
building a sensory accumulation tank
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
building a sensory accumulation tank
red grinch got stuck in my chimney and died slowly over the course of 2 weeks
December 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
red grinch got stuck in my chimney and died slowly over the course of 2 weeks
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Lofi studies to beat to
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Lofi studies to beat to
the santa tracker has been hacked by red grinch 🤦♂️
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the santa tracker has been hacked by red grinch 🤦♂️
quora where does the ground go in winter
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
quora where does the ground go in winter
adding unstable chemicals to the perpetual stew
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
adding unstable chemicals to the perpetual stew
(a bird posting) merlin app is a dating site
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
(a bird posting) merlin app is a dating site
we still joke about when my uncle got me an ogrish halberd when i had asked for an orcish halberd
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
we still joke about when my uncle got me an ogrish halberd when i had asked for an orcish halberd
now you see me, now you also see me
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
now you see me, now you also see me
drinking straight from a dunkin box of joe during job interview
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
drinking straight from a dunkin box of joe during job interview
no harness, no respirator - extreme grain silo survival challenge 3 days
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
no harness, no respirator - extreme grain silo survival challenge 3 days
asking the waiter to entertain me with riddles while i wait for my food
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
asking the waiter to entertain me with riddles while i wait for my food
hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile
new england accents are some of the worst in the world. everyone knows southie of course but there are so many other bad ones
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
new england accents are some of the worst in the world. everyone knows southie of course but there are so many other bad ones
first of all, cave dweller isn't even an insult,
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
first of all, cave dweller isn't even an insult,
wearing a beer hat with two dunkin box of joe cartons strapped on either side
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
wearing a beer hat with two dunkin box of joe cartons strapped on either side
this didn't work
i forbid myself to get sick. tomorrow i will wake up shining like a diamond of wellness
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this didn't work