scraping snow and ice off all my neighbors cars with a metal shovel and leaving invoices in their mailboxes
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
scraping snow and ice off all my neighbors cars with a metal shovel and leaving invoices in their mailboxes
my orc roommate crod got scared and smashed my new light therapy orb
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my orc roommate crod got scared and smashed my new light therapy orb
erowid trip report vick's vapodrops
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
erowid trip report vick's vapodrops
aaaand time (all posting stops)
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
aaaand time (all posting stops)
calling out sick for the entire week because i promised to give the night janitor a large ziploc bag full of my homemade granola but forgot to make it
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
calling out sick for the entire week because i promised to give the night janitor a large ziploc bag full of my homemade granola but forgot to make it
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Costco has $5 rotisserie grinches
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Costco has $5 rotisserie grinches
playing depressive black metal and winter synth at the office yankee swap and ugly sweater contest
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
playing depressive black metal and winter synth at the office yankee swap and ugly sweater contest
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The best things in life are from $17/month, or 4 payments at 0% interest
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The best things in life are from $17/month, or 4 payments at 0% interest
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Down, man. It's going down and it keeps going down.
December 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Down, man. It's going down and it keeps going down.
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The doctor said I got trench foot from laying in my wet bed
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The doctor said I got trench foot from laying in my wet bed
giving new coworker a burner phone and whispering teams chat isn't safe
December 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
giving new coworker a burner phone and whispering teams chat isn't safe
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You have been expelled.
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You have been expelled.
angrily yelling drink water at a stranger coughing on the street
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
angrily yelling drink water at a stranger coughing on the street
13 fun and simple dayquil based drinking games
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
13 fun and simple dayquil based drinking games
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shoved a bunch of snow into the speaker on the gas pump because it was saying ads to me
December 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
shoved a bunch of snow into the speaker on the gas pump because it was saying ads to me
this freelance lighthouse keeper claims he's offering sailors consumer choice by beaming out a second spotlight from the shoreline. critics on the other hand say it could lead to an onslaught of horrific shipwrecks. only time, will tell
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this freelance lighthouse keeper claims he's offering sailors consumer choice by beaming out a second spotlight from the shoreline. critics on the other hand say it could lead to an onslaught of horrific shipwrecks. only time, will tell
being sick is so boring ourrgh
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
being sick is so boring ourrgh
presenting a full size wreath made from dunkins receipts and straw wrappers to the drive thru employee saying just my way of giving back
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
presenting a full size wreath made from dunkins receipts and straw wrappers to the drive thru employee saying just my way of giving back
if my landlord raises rent yet again i'm signing my january check with a paint roller
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
if my landlord raises rent yet again i'm signing my january check with a paint roller
doing dorodango to my own skull
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
doing dorodango to my own skull
texting my boss i know this is my day off i just wanted you to know i'm sick and not enjoying it and getting fire reacted within 10 seconds
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
texting my boss i know this is my day off i just wanted you to know i'm sick and not enjoying it and getting fire reacted within 10 seconds
i either have the common cold or mercury poisoning
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i either have the common cold or mercury poisoning
going to urgent care because my neighbor's kid threw a snowball at me
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
going to urgent care because my neighbor's kid threw a snowball at me
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butter the insides of your pockets so you can grab stuff from them quicker
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
butter the insides of your pockets so you can grab stuff from them quicker
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look for the helpers, they are distracted and easy prey
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
look for the helpers, they are distracted and easy prey