hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile
new england accents are some of the worst in the world. everyone knows southie of course but there are so many other bad ones
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
new england accents are some of the worst in the world. everyone knows southie of course but there are so many other bad ones
first of all, cave dweller isn't even an insult,
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
first of all, cave dweller isn't even an insult,
wearing a beer hat with two dunkin box of joe cartons strapped on either side
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
wearing a beer hat with two dunkin box of joe cartons strapped on either side
this didn't work
i forbid myself to get sick. tomorrow i will wake up shining like a diamond of wellness
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this didn't work
doctors only push magnesium gummies because big sleep wines and dines them with promises of pleasant dreams
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
doctors only push magnesium gummies because big sleep wines and dines them with promises of pleasant dreams
first day in santa's workshop making small talk with the elves in the break room: you guys like toys ?
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
first day in santa's workshop making small talk with the elves in the break room: you guys like toys ?
launching weapons grade mistletoe over the castle walls
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
launching weapons grade mistletoe over the castle walls
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oh you have ocd? name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions.
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
oh you have ocd? name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions.
bill gates windows 95 launch dancing alone in my 300 square foot studio apartment in complete silence
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
bill gates windows 95 launch dancing alone in my 300 square foot studio apartment in complete silence
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asking the geek squad to decorate my christmas tree
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
asking the geek squad to decorate my christmas tree
elf job interview: describe a toy you made in the workshop at your last place of employment you're particularly proud of
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
elf job interview: describe a toy you made in the workshop at your last place of employment you're particularly proud of
my neighbor broke his orbital bone falling off a ladder trying to put a santa hat on his 12 foot skeleton
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
my neighbor broke his orbital bone falling off a ladder trying to put a santa hat on his 12 foot skeleton
theodore seville booed off stage after appearing visibly intoxicated and forgetting the lyrics to "the chipmunk song (christmas don't be late)." he was later seen entering scores nightclub in times square with "papa" john schnatter and red grinch
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
theodore seville booed off stage after appearing visibly intoxicated and forgetting the lyrics to "the chipmunk song (christmas don't be late)." he was later seen entering scores nightclub in times square with "papa" john schnatter and red grinch
the village elders forcibly melted down my ice luminaries after small animal bones were deemed improper adornment for an all-ages solstice celebration
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the village elders forcibly melted down my ice luminaries after small animal bones were deemed improper adornment for an all-ages solstice celebration
every year my profane stone carvings wither the bottom half of the christmas tree no matter how many layers of wrapping paper i use
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
every year my profane stone carvings wither the bottom half of the christmas tree no matter how many layers of wrapping paper i use
i've got such a good gift for you this year. here's a hint: primitive stone carving
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i've got such a good gift for you this year. here's a hint: primitive stone carving
asking the village guard to hang mistletoe over my pillory and getting hit in the face with a truncheon
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
asking the village guard to hang mistletoe over my pillory and getting hit in the face with a truncheon
ice skating the castle moat and getting pincushioned with small arrows
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
ice skating the castle moat and getting pincushioned with small arrows
1 in 1000 grinch meals contains a razor sharp red grinch figurine
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
1 in 1000 grinch meals contains a razor sharp red grinch figurine
i forbid myself to get sick. tomorrow i will wake up shining like a diamond of wellness
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i forbid myself to get sick. tomorrow i will wake up shining like a diamond of wellness
red grinch was created by chance when they tried to clone santa from mysterious bones found in the vatican dungeons
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
red grinch was created by chance when they tried to clone santa from mysterious bones found in the vatican dungeons
erasing ufo crash landing footage from the trail cam to make room for possums eating a pile of rotten pumpkins i left out
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
erasing ufo crash landing footage from the trail cam to make room for possums eating a pile of rotten pumpkins i left out
we tested the most painful goblin perimeter traps
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
we tested the most painful goblin perimeter traps