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cranny boy
@crannyboy.bsky.social
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indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice cranny.world
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 4d
Welcome to Pin City
cranny.world PINS??
You better believe that.
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 7h
Fuck it go hog wild
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 7h
I have heroic powers!!
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 8h
Ah alright bet!
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 8h
Flying/etc.
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 9h
I just got bit by a radioactive bird
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 9h
I can't hold on to all these birds hey hey hang on hang on one two three is that the same one I just counted hang on
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10h
I'm heeding it
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10h
Let's freaking go. Uhh okay but where the flip are we even going? You ever think to maybe mention that!
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10h
Holy truth bomb Batman! I'm glad you told me what's been eating you up inside for so long. I only wish you'd told me sooner so that I could have been there for you when you needed it....
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10h
I have to bleach my hair
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10h
We've already lived every life biotch.
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 10h
I hope my direct descendents are having a nice future
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 11h
Clickhole article idea:

Well What Have We Here: One of Your Weird Friends Sent You 16 Reels on Instagram
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 13h
Guy who says the rapture will happen tomorrow every single day accurately predicts the rapture
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14h
There needs to be a band called Geese
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14h
According to my calculations the rapture will happen tomorrow
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14h
It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14h
Ah crap I just remembered I left my bomb that's set to blow up my entire house on 🤦‍♂️
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 14h
Yes it did
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 16h
I haved to go to the bathroom
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 16h
I hate when people are designed in gods image
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 17h
Get ahold of yourself
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 17h
I was born, raised and processed in the USA
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 17h
That was my bad
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 17h
I want to apologize to online radicals for being staunchly opposed to their views
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