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Nurbsy
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · Feb 16
These posts are brought to you in part by a passion for better understanding our world
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If you see Santa Claus coming down the chimney fr he’ll screech and start entering the detonation code in his wristband like the Predator
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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I asked chatgpt something and it gave me an answer from chatgpt 🙄
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Want to feel old?
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Liquid is the water of life
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Took a quiz on the avatar fire and ash official website and found out I have navi dna just as I suspected
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I’m binking chips
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Hackers stole my wheel of fortune spin id
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Shup the fupp up
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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They’re goating me in a small ceremony down at the masonic temple tomorrow night
February 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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The Mad Clubber won a special election for town constable. Some teens thought it would be funny to put him on the ballot and more adults thought it would be funny to vote for him. “Just flee,“ they said. The office was vacant because he’d clubbed the old constable to death
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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i have kyle kuzma fever
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Molina's Hog-nosed Skunk (Conepatus chinga)

Family Mephitidae
Range: Neotropic (South America)
IUCN status: Least Concern
ML638770794 - Molina's Hog-nosed Skunk - Macaulay Library
© Filipe Bernardi; Barra do Quaraí, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil; 07 Jan 2025
macaulaylibrary.org
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Fuck marry kill: snacks, treats, and goodies
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Sour m&ms
December 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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call me psycho, zx spectrum (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/69537/c...
a dude in light baseball gear and cap with the word 'psycho' printed on the upper half of his top. he is holding an automatic gun and blowing shadowy figures away left and right. there is an explosion behind him to make him look like a badass.
November 23, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Gursky's Spectral Tarsier (Tarsius spectrumgurskyae)

Family Tarsiidae
Range: Australasia (Asia)
IUCN status: Vulnerable
ML639198142 - Gursky's Spectral Tarsier - Macaulay Library
© Holger Teichmann; Sulawesi Utara, Sulawesi, Indonesia;
macaulaylibrary.org
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Watching nitpix
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Vaping popcorn butter
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Just heard they’re building one soon
nurbsy.bsky.social Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · Mar 4
There should be an alien ant farm
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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speech inappropriate: what year is it? after lunch speech incomprehensible: what year is it? aawagga
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Hey remember that vine where they um uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Squawking like a bird in a conference room with the door open
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Every night I send out a swarm of bats to fetch me the nastiest garbage in the realm and every morning I open this app to see what they found
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Person of the year is a bored ape again, but a slightly different one than last time
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM