Jesse Raub
@jesseraub.bsky.social
writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
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Jesse Raub
@jesseraub.bsky.social
· Nov 10
okay, here's thread of links to all my published pieces:
who do you think you are i am guy posting snoopy army thanksgiving AI slop that suggests one of the snoopys procreated with woodstock
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
who do you think you are i am guy posting snoopy army thanksgiving AI slop that suggests one of the snoopys procreated with woodstock
going back to a non-electric toothbrush… what is this shit…
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
going back to a non-electric toothbrush… what is this shit…
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the milwaukee bucks
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the milwaukee bucks
just had a conversation with my 76 year old mom who told me she was concerned about AI being a bubble that was about to pop because the technology doesn’t work and people are getting suckered into it. pretty sure the whole AI industry is cooked
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
just had a conversation with my 76 year old mom who told me she was concerned about AI being a bubble that was about to pop because the technology doesn’t work and people are getting suckered into it. pretty sure the whole AI industry is cooked
every year, @sprobeforebros.bsky.social makes fried chicken and watches a patrick swayze movie for thanksgiving. it is called Swayzegiving. this is the first year i’ve been able to try the fried chicken. it’s very, very good 👍🏻
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
every year, @sprobeforebros.bsky.social makes fried chicken and watches a patrick swayze movie for thanksgiving. it is called Swayzegiving. this is the first year i’ve been able to try the fried chicken. it’s very, very good 👍🏻
buy books from independent booksellers, subscribe to independent media, set up a recurring donation or two
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
buy books from independent booksellers, subscribe to independent media, set up a recurring donation or two
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Greetings friend! We know you love to buy 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" and today is the only day when you can save up to 18% on 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"! Whether you're shopping for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" for family, friends, or just yourself, today is YOUR day for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Greetings friend! We know you love to buy 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" and today is the only day when you can save up to 18% on 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"! Whether you're shopping for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮" for family, friends, or just yourself, today is YOUR day for 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟭𝟮"𝘅𝟭𝟮"
days like today aren’t like real days… they exist in a sort of liminal space… not a holiday… not the weekend… a weird transitional zone where it’s okay to say things you truly believe like skyfall is half the movie spectre is…
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
days like today aren’t like real days… they exist in a sort of liminal space… not a holiday… not the weekend… a weird transitional zone where it’s okay to say things you truly believe like skyfall is half the movie spectre is…
“he’s so cute…. she’s lost so much weight… ooh i love that shirt… he’s cute too” — my mom watching a murder show
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“he’s so cute…. she’s lost so much weight… ooh i love that shirt… he’s cute too” — my mom watching a murder show
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The only video I can think of to share at this portion of family Thanksgiving is Connor O'Malley -- Restart The Irish Mob. Sometimes it's better to say nothing and contribute in other ways youtu.be/oYLxkGz00d0?...
Irish Mob
YouTube video by Conner O'Malley
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The only video I can think of to share at this portion of family Thanksgiving is Connor O'Malley -- Restart The Irish Mob. Sometimes it's better to say nothing and contribute in other ways youtu.be/oYLxkGz00d0?...
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we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
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As my family gather and talk and eat and catch up and share quality time together, I am thankful to be 100% in my own head on the 13th hour straight of imagining yoda's eyes widening as the car bumper rushes towards him without slowing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As my family gather and talk and eat and catch up and share quality time together, I am thankful to be 100% in my own head on the 13th hour straight of imagining yoda's eyes widening as the car bumper rushes towards him without slowing.
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this thanksgiving i’m thankful for all the beautiful, strong, independent women of naboo who were conscripted into serving as queen amidalas’s murder decoys. you’re the real queens in my heart
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this thanksgiving i’m thankful for all the beautiful, strong, independent women of naboo who were conscripted into serving as queen amidalas’s murder decoys. you’re the real queens in my heart
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Americans enthusiastically awaiting this week’s rare occasion where they overeat
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Americans enthusiastically awaiting this week’s rare occasion where they overeat
WHITE GUY SHOCKS STAFF BY ORDERING IN WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS FLUENT CHINESE
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
WHITE GUY SHOCKS STAFF BY ORDERING IN WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS FLUENT CHINESE
turkey day “fun run” just another example of protestant work ethic being exploited as a tool of oppression. there is nothing “fun” about “run,” a form of labor
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
turkey day “fun run” just another example of protestant work ethic being exploited as a tool of oppression. there is nothing “fun” about “run,” a form of labor
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THANKSGIVING is actually a very easy to break down:
THA = tha, a way of saying “the”
NKS = don’t know what this is
GIVING = giving, when you give something
THA = tha, a way of saying “the”
NKS = don’t know what this is
GIVING = giving, when you give something
November 28, 2024 at 1:03 AM
THANKSGIVING is actually a very easy to break down:
THA = tha, a way of saying “the”
NKS = don’t know what this is
GIVING = giving, when you give something
THA = tha, a way of saying “the”
NKS = don’t know what this is
GIVING = giving, when you give something
okay that’s a wrap on the News folks. time to get into the Olds business
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
okay that’s a wrap on the News folks. time to get into the Olds business
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
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1. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath, "Black Sabbath"
2. Motörhead – Motörhead, "Motörhead"
3. Bo Diddley – Bo Diddley, "Bo Diddley"
4. Wilco – Wilco, "Wilco"
5. Living In A Box – Living In A Box, "Living In A Box"
2. Motörhead – Motörhead, "Motörhead"
3. Bo Diddley – Bo Diddley, "Bo Diddley"
4. Wilco – Wilco, "Wilco"
5. Living In A Box – Living In A Box, "Living In A Box"
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
1. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath, "Black Sabbath"
2. Motörhead – Motörhead, "Motörhead"
3. Bo Diddley – Bo Diddley, "Bo Diddley"
4. Wilco – Wilco, "Wilco"
5. Living In A Box – Living In A Box, "Living In A Box"
2. Motörhead – Motörhead, "Motörhead"
3. Bo Diddley – Bo Diddley, "Bo Diddley"
4. Wilco – Wilco, "Wilco"
5. Living In A Box – Living In A Box, "Living In A Box"
time comes for us all. you can’t go home again. the fudrucker’s is now an original pancake house.
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
time comes for us all. you can’t go home again. the fudrucker’s is now an original pancake house.
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For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback
July 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback
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it’s called AI because when i look at it i say “ey i don’t think that looks so good”
September 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM
it’s called AI because when i look at it i say “ey i don’t think that looks so good”