Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub
@jesseraub.bsky.social
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writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub
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okay, here's thread of links to all my published pieces:
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so there i am, minding my own business, three tons of Woke packed tight in the trailer. all of a sudden i see flashing lights in my rear view. nuh uh, not today
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that lady’s grandkids are gonna be going to Yale off that line read
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every one of his books is just a masterpiece
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One Battle After Another, 2025 (Anderson)
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If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Sal Frelick
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as someone who started watching baseball last week just to be a Brewers bandwagon guy, don't I know it!
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i love you, Ethos Dog. thank you for validating my success journey
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ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ!

What’s that Ethos Dog?

ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ!

Really? I’d say our corporate culture is stronger than ever.

ʙᴀʀᴋ!

Sure, we’ve had to make a few changes in order reach this level of success. But now our employees get feel some ownership over that success.

ʙᴀʀᴋ! ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ ʙᴀʀᴋ!
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it's also just around the corner if we keep believing hard enough
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i do not think it is healthy to speak about socialist revolution in the same manner one might have previously framed heaven
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we gotta stop telling former evangelicals about marxist doctrine. they keep inventing a new religion out of it
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taking out my ladder to clean the gutters. everything goes black and white. the words “had this ever happened to you?” appear across my midsection. oh no
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did we not know about geckos until 1994. why was everything geckos when i was growing up
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had a big bag of honeycrisp but mostly buy whatever is firm; which could mean granny smith
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yeah swing on by i got another dough chilling (the recipe batches out two) so i gotta make another one tomorrow
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simple tarte tatin made entirely with high-extraction flour.

you can read more about what that is below:

www.seriouseats.com/best-flour-f...
picture perfect tarte tatin showing apples cooked in caramel with a tart crust underneath
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work travel for me was 100% “i will eat this entire bag of justin’s minimal chocolate cups while stoned in the hotel room”
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i cut peanut butter cups from my diet (doc said i have the start of a fatty deposit on my liver) and i lost about 5 pounds in 10 days