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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Aug 21

hate when my obsession with catching a serial killer starts negatively impacting my personal relationships

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 7h

permission to bust, your honor

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

that’s what i’m saying

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d

I like the up part of Ferris wheels but the down part makes me sad because it reminds me of my mother

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

cats are little angels taken from heaven and put on earth if you think about it

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

love that’s it is cold at night again

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

dua lipa

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

caption reads “and then i freaked it” two pictures side by side left picture is a hairless kitten sitting on a bed the right picture is the same kitten with its ears back reared up on the bed with both arms to the sides

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ً @zan.bsky.social · 2d

Chris Pratt you will never be Mario. You do not have the soul of a plumbing paisano

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diurnal moth fan @jess-d-ripper.bsky.social · 2d

Justin klugh tweet that says
Joe Buck: welcome to the top of the 47th
(Sun rises)
(Sun keeps getting bigger)
Buck: Yes
(World engulfed by flames)
Buck: oh god yes

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

nodding my head

list of singles by the Costco Guys:
We Bring the BOOM!
Still Bringin’ It!
Jingle Boom!
Breaking the Boom! Meter
Kenton’s a Boom!
Always Gonna Boom!
Keep On Bringin’ the Boom!
Believe in the Boom!
Big Fat Meatballs

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

up late high making a weird techno playlist

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

haunted doll syndrome

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

we were up in the club waxing poetic

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

they should bring back witch hunts i have some scores to settle

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

it was worth it

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

i got fired from a government phone survey job because i wouldn't stop introducing myself as Mr. Frankenstein

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

the sexual tension between me and a post i want to delete 🫦

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

he'd be catching salmon with his family

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

the real tragedy is that if Timothy Treadwell had survived one more season the grizzly bear council was prepared to accept him

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 2d

therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

homeschooling my kids as a prank

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

mastodon't

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

let us drink the blood of this failed earth deeply

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2d

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

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