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@zan.bsky.social
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 2d
Welcome to Hello
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 1h
needs more Red 40 and pesticides. And it should be $27 dollars
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 13h
HELP HELP HELP HELP
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 16h
Help
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 16h
im syarting to think were in a pickle
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 16h
I think a lion sized housecat would destroy any lion or tiger . maybe not the jaguar
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 17h
its Sunday now
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 17h
mfs be like hey what time is it
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 18h
If i was Jack Nicholson in The Shining that simply wouldnt happen to me
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 18h
love doing acid to this and sitting in the darkness #selfcare
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 18h
This was me
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
he always leaves the wine cup full of flubber slime but its fine
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This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 19h
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa…
a green slime ghost is dancing on a wooden floor .
ALT: a green slime ghost is dancing on a wooden floor .
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
Flubber is Catholic
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
the Amish, the Mexicans and the Taliban will be the only societies left after AI users forget how to have make babies in real life
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
i never got a satisfactory answer about what was going on in the Hasidic tunnels. were they fucking in there
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
🥹 *kicks hoof in the air bashfully*
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
calling something "spiritually Israeli" is an oxymoron because they don't have souls
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
Thunder by Imagine Dragons has always felt spiritually-Israeli to me
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
im a prancing pony with a shimmering palomino coat
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wubw3846.bsky.social
This user is 13 apples tall @wubw3846.bsky.social · 20h
Bro do you want to pretend to be horses tomorrow?
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 19h
seeing a bag of oats and bitterly weeping
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 20h
Goodbye Horses…
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mikemay.bsky.social
Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 20h
If I was a supervillain I'd name myself "sword master" but actually I'd use a gun. It'd only work once, but by golly would it work.
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 20h
man crab
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zan.bsky.social
ً @zan.bsky.social · 20h
Tow Mater is real
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