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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · Jul 19

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 5h

And it's wise, to be badass

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 9h

I'm like 90% sure this is an AI

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 9h

So many months you've wasted on whatever this is. Could you imagine the good you could have done with all that wasted time? Actually, maybe not you specifically. But like, someone with actual skills or something.

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 10h

are you being a dumbass accidentally or strategically

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 10h

Today's bought and paid for news reporters are disheartening to the up-and-coming news reporters who could do a much better job blindly promoting the ideologies of their boss if just given a chance.

Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 10h

While other tech companies are working on AI browsers, my tech company is working on an AI Bowser so that we can send that pesky plumber Mario to the digital world and keep him there forever!

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 10h

I think if you carefully look around then slowly raise another biscoff to your face it will work out just fine

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 11,1954

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- WE SEE A BURGLAR ENTERING THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW

P2-THE BURGLAR HAS ENTERED SLUGGO’S BEDROOM WHO IS SOUND ASLEEP, THE BURGLAR SEES THE POOR LIVING CONDITIONS THAT SLUGGO IS STAYING IN.

P3- THE BURGLAR HAS COMPASSION AND EXITS OUT THE WINDOW, BUT BEFORE LEAVING HE DROPS SOME COINS IN SLUGGO’S PIGGY BANK.

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 11h

We've all been there

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Impartial BOO-rivARRtive @mikemay.bsky.social · 11h

you're a better person than I am because if I heard them mention the carrots being poorly cooked I would have said "yeah it's like they don't even carrot all"