hobbyist intimacy coordinator
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you can hold your stuffed animals whenever you want, you don't have to wait until you go to bed. and once you realize that, you'll know what it is to be free
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
you can hold your stuffed animals whenever you want, you don't have to wait until you go to bed. and once you realize that, you'll know what it is to be free
we used to have to just quote anchorman back and forth if we wanted to make friends. times have changed
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
we used to have to just quote anchorman back and forth if we wanted to make friends. times have changed
"remember" means "to member again"
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"remember" means "to member again"
[to someone a decade younger than me] i can get way sadder to this protomartyr song than you can
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
[to someone a decade younger than me] i can get way sadder to this protomartyr song than you can
i feel like you and me could start a cool new phenotype together
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
i feel like you and me could start a cool new phenotype together
does anyone want to be in an ilk with me?
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
does anyone want to be in an ilk with me?
i want to go home and write in a notebook with a pen and then crumple up the paper and light it on fire in the street
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i want to go home and write in a notebook with a pen and then crumple up the paper and light it on fire in the street
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in the mood to fall to my knees and wail some shit like "I lost everything. oh my god. I have nothing left" and then immediately get up and shoot a three pointer
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
in the mood to fall to my knees and wail some shit like "I lost everything. oh my god. I have nothing left" and then immediately get up and shoot a three pointer
they're calling me the phil mickelson of picking at my cuticles until they bleed
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
they're calling me the phil mickelson of picking at my cuticles until they bleed
i follow all the best accounts and i've never made a mistake
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i follow all the best accounts and i've never made a mistake
i'm already bored at work and i haven't even clocked in yet
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i'm already bored at work and i haven't even clocked in yet
labyrinth of refrain is really fun, i've never actually enjoyed a dungeon crawler before. it makes me wonder if i would like any others, or if it's just this specific one that has the juice for me
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
labyrinth of refrain is really fun, i've never actually enjoyed a dungeon crawler before. it makes me wonder if i would like any others, or if it's just this specific one that has the juice for me
just a laurel looking for her yanny...
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
just a laurel looking for her yanny...
doing a tier list stream where i rank all my coworkers by how likely they'd be to visit me in a hospital
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
doing a tier list stream where i rank all my coworkers by how likely they'd be to visit me in a hospital
if i seem on edge it's because i've been doing supersize me but for mozzarella sticks and now my own heartbeat keeps me up all night
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
if i seem on edge it's because i've been doing supersize me but for mozzarella sticks and now my own heartbeat keeps me up all night
doctors could learn heaps by studying me, but nobody's ever interested in how i'm doing like that
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
doctors could learn heaps by studying me, but nobody's ever interested in how i'm doing like that
i love a lump sum, i love a meager sum, i'm bored at work, i'm bored at work
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
i love a lump sum, i love a meager sum, i'm bored at work, i'm bored at work
i'm on fiverr offering to sully anything for a meager sum
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
i'm on fiverr offering to sully anything for a meager sum
spongebob theme song pirate: are ya ready kids?
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
spongebob theme song pirate: are ya ready kids?
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
me: [screaming in space]
spongebob theme song pirate: i can't hearrrr youuuuu
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I wiser fella than myself once said sometimes you eat the chudler and sometimes the chudler, well. He eats you
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I wiser fella than myself once said sometimes you eat the chudler and sometimes the chudler, well. He eats you
me: [screaming in space]
no one: did you guys hear that
no one: did you guys hear that
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
me: [screaming in space]
no one: did you guys hear that
no one: did you guys hear that
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
no one:
absolutely no one:
no one:
me:
no one:
literally no one:
no one:
[shamefully] i've been playing czn
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 AM
[shamefully] i've been playing czn
but no seriously, they call them leafs because the tree leafs them on the ground
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
but no seriously, they call them leafs because the tree leafs them on the ground
nice dicated, is it pre or ab?
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
nice dicated, is it pre or ab?