That's Are Thankful Dings™
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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!
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Remember that wacky summer when Charlie Sheen captured our imaginations?
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Remember that wacky summer when Charlie Sheen captured our imaginations?
List of every animal:
dog
cat
buzzard
tree
bear
wolf
zebra
bat
giraffe
aardvark
sloth
lizard
Did I miss any?
dog
cat
buzzard
tree
bear
wolf
zebra
bat
giraffe
aardvark
sloth
lizard
Did I miss any?
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
List of every animal:
dog
cat
buzzard
tree
bear
wolf
zebra
bat
giraffe
aardvark
sloth
lizard
Did I miss any?
dog
cat
buzzard
tree
bear
wolf
zebra
bat
giraffe
aardvark
sloth
lizard
Did I miss any?
Finally cracking open an unreleased version of "To Kill A Mockingbird". In this early undated manuscript, it focuses more on the mockingbird, and how to kill it
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Finally cracking open an unreleased version of "To Kill A Mockingbird". In this early undated manuscript, it focuses more on the mockingbird, and how to kill it
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Deal of the century
Today and today only, for a special black Friday deal, I'm making it 100% free to follow me and like my posts
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Deal of the century
Today and today only, for a special black Friday deal, I'm making it 100% free to follow me and like my posts
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Today and today only, for a special black Friday deal, I'm making it 100% free to follow me and like my posts
My family went no contact with me this year (tired of listening to me talk about Daffy Duck) So I finally was able to see Franklin though to the end this year!
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My family went no contact with me this year (tired of listening to me talk about Daffy Duck) So I finally was able to see Franklin though to the end this year!
"a gobble gobble goo and a gobble gobble gee"
-Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"
-Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"a gobble gobble goo and a gobble gobble gee"
-Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"
-Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"
Shopping exclusively at local shops this year so you know what that means! The children will be unwrapping a myriad of artisanal soaps, vintage clothing and bad renderings of local landmarks. Ho ho ho!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Shopping exclusively at local shops this year so you know what that means! The children will be unwrapping a myriad of artisanal soaps, vintage clothing and bad renderings of local landmarks. Ho ho ho!
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Thanksgiving is the super bowl of pie thievery
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thanksgiving is the super bowl of pie thievery
Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours
A quick recap of the last few seasons of stranger things to catch you up: a celebrity's child joined the cast, a Kate Bush song is played a lot, I think a character with red hair died, and a guy played a guitar solo
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A quick recap of the last few seasons of stranger things to catch you up: a celebrity's child joined the cast, a Kate Bush song is played a lot, I think a character with red hair died, and a guy played a guitar solo
I need the computer to think for me
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I need the computer to think for me
Trying to get my horse to jump over this pile of dead horses but it seems hesitant
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trying to get my horse to jump over this pile of dead horses but it seems hesitant
My dance partner didn't show up to the competition (or any of the rehearsals?) so it was up to me to dazzle the judges by myself, which sadly I didn't do
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My dance partner didn't show up to the competition (or any of the rehearsals?) so it was up to me to dazzle the judges by myself, which sadly I didn't do
I drove by a house today that had a giant "newsom 2028" banner in their yard. After a loud impulsive groan, I stopped and tent fumigated the house
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I drove by a house today that had a giant "newsom 2028" banner in their yard. After a loud impulsive groan, I stopped and tent fumigated the house
I was peddling my Razor RipRider 360 tricycle around the neighborhood as the self appointed "neighborhood watchman" until I came upon a group of ruffian teens who dumped me in a ravine. As soon as my bones heal I'll be issuing them a citation!
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I was peddling my Razor RipRider 360 tricycle around the neighborhood as the self appointed "neighborhood watchman" until I came upon a group of ruffian teens who dumped me in a ravine. As soon as my bones heal I'll be issuing them a citation!
Collectors are pricing me out of the Oswald fandom
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Collectors are pricing me out of the Oswald fandom
Time will be the final judge, but I have my doubts that "Walt Disney Proudly Presents: Tron ARES An Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" will stand on equal footing with "The Downward Spiral" and "The Fragile" in the NIN discography
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Time will be the final judge, but I have my doubts that "Walt Disney Proudly Presents: Tron ARES An Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" will stand on equal footing with "The Downward Spiral" and "The Fragile" in the NIN discography
🚨 SCOOP: Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer will be leading a motorcade of democratic senators to the White House where he, or one of his goons, will hurl a brick straight at the front door for retaliation for the President's promise of murder
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
🚨 SCOOP: Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer will be leading a motorcade of democratic senators to the White House where he, or one of his goons, will hurl a brick straight at the front door for retaliation for the President's promise of murder
The first vice president in HISTORY to find a full tuxedo in a cracker jack box! Congrats to you sir!
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The first vice president in HISTORY to find a full tuxedo in a cracker jack box! Congrats to you sir!
15 minutes until dings eats a pizza
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
15 minutes until dings eats a pizza
I hate when you're watching a movie on your computer & it fades to black & the monitor reflects your face & you remember your life stinks
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I hate when you're watching a movie on your computer & it fades to black & the monitor reflects your face & you remember your life stinks
Get your preorders in now for the 2026 Official "That's Are Dings!"™️ calendar! (Shipping qtr 4 2026)
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Get your preorders in now for the 2026 Official "That's Are Dings!"™️ calendar! (Shipping qtr 4 2026)