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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱

@itsdings.bsky.social

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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · Feb 6

I live in an egg and post on the computer™

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Purchasing a sledge hammer because if there's one thing that needs to be hammered, it's sledge

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5h

If ac/dc is going to make claims about having big balls and even going as far as writing a song about it, they should have provided verifiable proof. Like a note from a doctor

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 8h

Yikes!!

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 8h

It was an accident!

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 18h

It's like a bicycle but it doesn't move and there's a big novelty pair of chattering teeth instead of a seat and the pedals make the mouth open and close

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 18h

Went bike shopping, accidentally bought a "bite"cycle instead!!! Friends, let me tell you, you don't want to sit on one of those!!!! This really happened

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d

Archival clip of Haley Joel Osment: I see dead people!

Commercial pitchman: and you'll see dead people too at Ray's Family Funeral Service. Very competitive rates, extraordinary service and some say we have a... "Sixth sense" for savings

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 1d

I want to hear Major Biden's take on dog of death

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This guy on Reddit complaining about how young people are all losers because no one would hold his drink for him so he could tie his shoe

Screenshot from some clueless doofus on Reddit:

"I asked someone to hold my drink while I tied my shoe and the dude straight up said "No." I complimented someone's shirt and they just stared in my face for a good 6 seconds before turning around. I'm 34, so is this what people in their 20s are like now?"

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d

Wasting my Sunday driving out to some dilapidated farm that seems to only grow and sell pumpkins because that's the only place you can find a good hay ride these days

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d

ATTENTION

I don't remember what this is from but it's a black image and it says AND GET ON YOUR COMPUTER TODAY

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d

It's what his owner would have wanted

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d

There were reports of a mushroom cloud proportional to the size of Cody the mule, sources say

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d

I saw one in rural Oklahoma earlier today. Poor fella probably had to sell his favorite mule to get it

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d

Not me. I love capitalism

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 3d

I'm unable to click the link but I'm closing my eyes and imagining what he's saying

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d

The toys keep their insatiable thirst for blood in check

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 4d

YouTube Kids is awesome. It's full of videos of depressed adults playing with paw patrol toys doing the worst voice impressions imaginable and every video has over a billion views

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5d

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 7d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5d

Congrats on being a genius

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5d

Anyone else getting scared about Halloween happening again?

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5d

That guy who always knocks the papers out of my hands and then kicks me when I'm picking them up's wife is in the hospital again. I hope she gets better

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 5d

Wearing riot gear but still somehow getting beat up by a 70 year old man

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 6d

What a nice jewel to put in the crown that is his career!

That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 6d

Who?

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