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It’s not fisting unless you’re alive for it. Those turkeys are stealing valor
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s not fisting unless you’re alive for it. Those turkeys are stealing valor
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the macy's FAKEsgiving day CHARADE. keeping that in my back pocket in case i find a reason to get really angry about it
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the macy's FAKEsgiving day CHARADE. keeping that in my back pocket in case i find a reason to get really angry about it
If you haven't already, be sure to brine your mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you haven't already, be sure to brine your mashed potatoes
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
Sure, Princess Peach makes for a convenient scapegoat every now and again. But let's not kid ourselves: Mario Mario is the real power behind the throne.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sure, Princess Peach makes for a convenient scapegoat every now and again. But let's not kid ourselves: Mario Mario is the real power behind the throne.
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I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
me, solving the parlor puzzle in Blue Prince where one of them says "You will not solve this puzzle": well I know that one isn't the true one. bitch.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
me, solving the parlor puzzle in Blue Prince where one of them says "You will not solve this puzzle": well I know that one isn't the true one. bitch.
(extremely aware multiple people have said Blue Prince is great voice) why didn't anyone say Blue Prince was great
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
(extremely aware multiple people have said Blue Prince is great voice) why didn't anyone say Blue Prince was great
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Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours
leaving my next of kin a note that says "Open Only In The Event Of My Death" that just says "darn it"
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
leaving my next of kin a note that says "Open Only In The Event Of My Death" that just says "darn it"
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I hope you're pleased with your earnings.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hope you're pleased with your earnings.
"My favorite part are the gaps" was said by someone who has been around long enough to know it's 100% pointless to try and stop him from doing this.
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"My favorite part are the gaps" was said by someone who has been around long enough to know it's 100% pointless to try and stop him from doing this.
Why did the "Age of Napoleon" book feel the need to describe Louis XVI as "probably not a cuckhold"
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why did the "Age of Napoleon" book feel the need to describe Louis XVI as "probably not a cuckhold"
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immediately dropping my keys on the hardwood floor when i enter my apartment at 1am so my downstairs neighbors know i made it home safe
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
immediately dropping my keys on the hardwood floor when i enter my apartment at 1am so my downstairs neighbors know i made it home safe
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My delusions are stronger than your reality
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
My delusions are stronger than your reality
The wizards are up to their bullshit yet again
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The wizards are up to their bullshit yet again
If I had the power of time travel, I would use it
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If I had the power of time travel, I would use it
me: watching a pannenkoek video, specifically about Super Mario 64
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
me: watching a pannenkoek video, specifically about Super Mario 64
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
youtube's suggested search: uhhhh buhhhhh i dunno Nintendo Entertainment System???
My haters are the waiters at this one restaurant I keep sending bomb threats to
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My haters are the waiters at this one restaurant I keep sending bomb threats to
Confusion reigned in financial markets today as Trump announced the reintroduction of the Gabelle at 60 livres per minot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Confusion reigned in financial markets today as Trump announced the reintroduction of the Gabelle at 60 livres per minot.
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Man goes to doctor.
October 20, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Man goes to doctor.
The period from 1799 to 1815 is often referred to as the "Age of Napoleon". This is different from chocolate ice cream, which is sometimes called the "Beige of Neapolitan"
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The period from 1799 to 1815 is often referred to as the "Age of Napoleon". This is different from chocolate ice cream, which is sometimes called the "Beige of Neapolitan"
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"kick it! the ball!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"kick it! the ball!!!"
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