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furby hancock
@furbyhancock.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.
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hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
hitting an electric beehive smoker and going docile
surgeon general recommends forgetting the whole thing. "it was stupid anyway"
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
surgeon general recommends forgetting the whole thing. "it was stupid anyway"
society: you can't steal from your neighbor's mailbox
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
society: you can't steal from your neighbor's mailbox
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
trying not to jingle the keys in my pocket so i don't get distracted
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
trying not to jingle the keys in my pocket so i don't get distracted
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people say pigs are as intelligent as a 4 year old child, but we have been unable to quantify the vast wisdom of the pig
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
people say pigs are as intelligent as a 4 year old child, but we have been unable to quantify the vast wisdom of the pig
santa suffers nervous breakdown after naughty child requests coal for christmas
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
santa suffers nervous breakdown after naughty child requests coal for christmas
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i'm not watching a three minute video "until the end." i'm typing my social security number into an app called virtual dowsing rod
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i'm not watching a three minute video "until the end." i'm typing my social security number into an app called virtual dowsing rod
one cup of green tea: one more and that's it
seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)
seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
one cup of green tea: one more and that's it
seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)
seven cups of green tea: (communicating entirely via meaningful silence)
slot machine with slowly fading lights, meditative new age music, hand-drawn pastel animations
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
slot machine with slowly fading lights, meditative new age music, hand-drawn pastel animations
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
bad news: another portal to hell has opened
good news: nothing has gotten noticeably worse
good news: nothing has gotten noticeably worse
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
bad news: another portal to hell has opened
good news: nothing has gotten noticeably worse
good news: nothing has gotten noticeably worse
a cellar door sentence
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
a cellar door sentence
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Want to go hiking on Saturday? We’re going to start at Data Center 4017-B and take the Amazon Warehouse trail out around Data Center 612-AX, before ending up behind Data Center 9761-K. Then we’ll hike back.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Want to go hiking on Saturday? We’re going to start at Data Center 4017-B and take the Amazon Warehouse trail out around Data Center 612-AX, before ending up behind Data Center 9761-K. Then we’ll hike back.
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The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
we sent the dog to a nice farm with lots of sheep. the sheep use the dogs as batteries
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
we sent the dog to a nice farm with lots of sheep. the sheep use the dogs as batteries
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New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod
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listing ability to distinguish between dreams and reality as one of my skills on my resume and praying to god that they don’t ask me to prove it
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
listing ability to distinguish between dreams and reality as one of my skills on my resume and praying to god that they don’t ask me to prove it
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Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
subject matter expert: yep. that's subject matter
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
subject matter expert: yep. that's subject matter
muppets retire 'swedish chef' character after getting sick of his shit
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
muppets retire 'swedish chef' character after getting sick of his shit
easier said than done. that's why i'm team 'said'
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
easier said than done. that's why i'm team 'said'
(unemployedly) do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
(unemployedly) do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me