Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
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“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully.
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Knock knock
Who’s there
Chicago bean
Chicago bean who
Chicago bean world tour coming to your house today
Who’s there
Chicago bean
Chicago bean who
Chicago bean world tour coming to your house today
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Knock knock
Who’s there
Chicago bean
Chicago bean who
Chicago bean world tour coming to your house today
Who’s there
Chicago bean
Chicago bean who
Chicago bean world tour coming to your house today
The Chicago bean should do a world tour
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Chicago bean should do a world tour
The Inquisitor is available to answer your questions today
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Inquisitor is available to answer your questions today
Oh really why may the box be heavy?
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oh really why may the box be heavy?
Am I going crazy or is he Reddit and soy
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Am I going crazy or is he Reddit and soy
An open faced sandwich is wild and free and also it’s a convertible vehicle sports car
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
An open faced sandwich is wild and free and also it’s a convertible vehicle sports car
Unexplained phenomena HATE these 5 lasers and vacuum chambers
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Unexplained phenomena HATE these 5 lasers and vacuum chambers
Some people are mad
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Some people are mad
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
New pickles have been made available to me 🎟️
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New pickles have been made available to me 🎟️
Camels have water in them. You’re welcome
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Camels have water in them. You’re welcome
I’m reading Swiss cheese jokes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m reading Swiss cheese jokes
A butterfly just cast a really long XL shadow-
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A butterfly just cast a really long XL shadow-
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
This is where it all began
Farmer market Sprite? Wonderful! Put it next to the heirloom Dr Pepper under the Soda Tree
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is where it all began
Soda tree achievement unlocked
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Soda tree achievement unlocked
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
Oh you’re a healthcare specialist?
Name a special healthy person
Name a special healthy person
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh you’re a healthcare specialist?
Name a special healthy person
Name a special healthy person
Q: Did you know?
A: Bunnies
A: Bunnies
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Q: Did you know?
A: Bunnies
A: Bunnies
Me: No one would ever steal my sandwich and eat it away from me
The sandwich freak: …
The sandwich freak: …
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me: No one would ever steal my sandwich and eat it away from me
The sandwich freak: …
The sandwich freak: …
Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!