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Naomi Elizabeth

@naomielizabeth.bsky.social

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You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷‍♀️

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · Jan 7

“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully.

I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1h

Oh you’re scared of monsters even though they’re real and they’re here right now?

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1h

#monstures

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 4h

Your buddy sounds like an -interesting- person

Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 5h

I can’t hear my buddy screaming, he must be in space

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 7h

I run outside when I hear the shopkeeper banging his spoon and pan together for 1 hour

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 7h

Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses, your -redacted-, -redacted-

Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 18h

I’m genuinely spacing out and reading AI as like Albert. Who is Albert Bubble??

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 19h

I’m collecting my boundary points… one day I’ll get there

Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 19h

The portal is opening soon *100 people from the future wearing black leather and cyborg gear form a line to wait*

Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1d

What does monk fruit extract do to you? I feel like I’m … changing …

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t believe this happened :o

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t want to say which medicine he takes but a person could use it in a habit forming manner. But it also wouldn’t be on anyone’s top 10 list

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1d

Why is Cal complaining? I would love to get a piece of chicken with a pill hidden in it??

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 1d

It would be double funny to pass away and that was the last thing I said haha

Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 2d

I love these food 🫶

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 3d

Does anyone need me to ask Claude to help write their essay for school? Happy to assist

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 3d

Technology is building a portal that goes to his house

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 3d

Scale model of Empire State Building?

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry for getting all Wikipedia on everyone, but remember when I was passing out in France from walking all day and I went past a functioning school of oceanography with old time fish art all over …