Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
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“Why so serious?”, quipped the Joker, ruefully.
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”
The Chicago bean should do a world tour
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Chicago bean should do a world tour
The Inquisitor is available to answer your questions today
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Inquisitor is available to answer your questions today
Oh really why may the box be heavy?
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oh really why may the box be heavy?
Am I going crazy or is he Reddit and soy
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Am I going crazy or is he Reddit and soy
An open faced sandwich is wild and free and also it’s a convertible vehicle sports car
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
An open faced sandwich is wild and free and also it’s a convertible vehicle sports car
Unexplained phenomena HATE these 5 lasers and vacuum chambers
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Unexplained phenomena HATE these 5 lasers and vacuum chambers
Some people are mad
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Some people are mad
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
New pickles have been made available to me 🎟️
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New pickles have been made available to me 🎟️
Camels have water in them. You’re welcome
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Camels have water in them. You’re welcome
I’m reading Swiss cheese jokes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m reading Swiss cheese jokes
A butterfly just cast a really long XL shadow-
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A butterfly just cast a really long XL shadow-
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
He’s doing the effect!
He’s doing it right now!
Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: I’m going to go somewhere that’s bad
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The grace of god: No
Me: Ok
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
This is where it all began
Farmer market Sprite? Wonderful! Put it next to the heirloom Dr Pepper under the Soda Tree
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is where it all began
Soda tree achievement unlocked
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Soda tree achievement unlocked
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
Oh you’re a healthcare specialist?
Name a special healthy person
Name a special healthy person
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh you’re a healthcare specialist?
Name a special healthy person
Name a special healthy person
Q: Did you know?
A: Bunnies
A: Bunnies
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Q: Did you know?
A: Bunnies
A: Bunnies
Me: No one would ever steal my sandwich and eat it away from me
The sandwich freak: …
The sandwich freak: …
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me: No one would ever steal my sandwich and eat it away from me
The sandwich freak: …
The sandwich freak: …
Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Eaten by a creature?
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Call UN - DIGEST
We can get some people back!
Come to America today for a snack attack. Buy your ticket yesterday
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Come to America today for a snack attack. Buy your ticket yesterday
Feeding the squirrels: I feel like the people of blue sky would love to get these peanuts, more than getting posts possibly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Feeding the squirrels: I feel like the people of blue sky would love to get these peanuts, more than getting posts possibly