Naomi Elizabeth
@naomielizabeth.bsky.social
You can’t make me post good on here. Best I can do is bad 🤷♀️
Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
December 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Confused about life?
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
Becoming a person with a basket WILL fix you
The Inquisitor is available to answer your questions today
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Inquisitor is available to answer your questions today
Oh really why may the box be heavy?
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oh really why may the box be heavy?
Am I going crazy or is he Reddit and soy
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Am I going crazy or is he Reddit and soy
Phenomena should only be explained if they consent
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Phenomena should only be explained if they consent
Unexplained phenomena HATE these 5 lasers and vacuum chambers
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Unexplained phenomena HATE these 5 lasers and vacuum chambers
Some people are mad
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Some people are mad
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
But I really am on Pa - treon
It benefits a niche audience!!
My name there is NaomiElizabeth
Whoville residents were prevented from shopping by the crowd of fans and photographers in the parking lot
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Whoville residents were prevented from shopping by the crowd of fans and photographers in the parking lot
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did you think you would see him here
Be honest
Be honest
I’m reading Swiss cheese jokes
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m reading Swiss cheese jokes
Soda tree achievement unlocked
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Soda tree achievement unlocked
I couldn’t pull over to type this, so I had to just stop the car when no one was behind me
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I couldn’t pull over to type this, so I had to just stop the car when no one was behind me
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
An apple a day
Is mother and slay
Is mother and slay
Q: Bunnies now??
A: Now more than ever!!
A: Now more than ever!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Q: Bunnies now??
A: Now more than ever!!
A: Now more than ever!!
Q: Did you know?
A: Bunnies
A: Bunnies
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Q: Did you know?
A: Bunnies
A: Bunnies
Oh you’re already in America? Very convenient
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh you’re already in America? Very convenient
Think about it. It’s the only explanation
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Think about it. It’s the only explanation
Demons have placed giant slices of bread around the earth
And are eating it as a sandwich
And are eating it as a sandwich
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Demons have placed giant slices of bread around the earth
And are eating it as a sandwich
And are eating it as a sandwich
I forgot to post this! Who even simply cares!
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I forgot to post this! Who even simply cares!
If you’re looking for an interesting alternative to light, I suggest checking out shadows
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you’re looking for an interesting alternative to light, I suggest checking out shadows
(Take the shot voice): Take the sniff
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(Take the shot voice): Take the sniff
Oh I shouldn’t buy those shoes because I’ll never wear them?? WRONG
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh I shouldn’t buy those shoes because I’ll never wear them?? WRONG