GNU C Mane
@beeep.computer
Turning as with serious purpose
Before stupid winds.
Before stupid winds.
*horrible noises and pained gasps from the next stall* yes chef. thank..mhm..you chef
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
*horrible noises and pained gasps from the next stall* yes chef. thank..mhm..you chef
"The master's house will not be dismantled by those wearing the master's clothes" - The Nude Revolutionary
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"The master's house will not be dismantled by those wearing the master's clothes" - The Nude Revolutionary
We need a rap song that starts with a shoutout to dead malls
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
We need a rap song that starts with a shoutout to dead malls
Texting the doordasher to put the whole box of salad into a pill pocket
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Texting the doordasher to put the whole box of salad into a pill pocket
2026 we’re all doing a voice called Open Mic Obama: “I’ve been looking for a new place. I’m, ah, tired of living with a roomMATE”
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
2026 we’re all doing a voice called Open Mic Obama: “I’ve been looking for a new place. I’m, ah, tired of living with a roomMATE”
The war ended because protein always folds
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The war ended because protein always folds
Heyyy guys, today we’re going to be sawing up and removing all these yucky beams from the attic
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Heyyy guys, today we’re going to be sawing up and removing all these yucky beams from the attic
The blue guys got Temu too!
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 AM
The blue guys got Temu too!
haypile birdingly wargos lanthimos
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
haypile birdingly wargos lanthimos
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unmoisturized, in my cage, shitting my little craps
May 8, 2024 at 12:38 AM
unmoisturized, in my cage, shitting my little craps
We offer a selection of bagged treats curated by Gourmet Keith
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
We offer a selection of bagged treats curated by Gourmet Keith
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
Concluding the Rehab -> Redemption evolution of course
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Concluding the Rehab -> Redemption evolution of course
The primate cinematic universe leads right from Monkey Trouble (1994) to Outbreak (1995)
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The primate cinematic universe leads right from Monkey Trouble (1994) to Outbreak (1995)
They said as long as you pile them up in your wallet you’re good to go
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
They said as long as you pile them up in your wallet you’re good to go
“Wear this medal with pride. thank you for your service, soldier” *attaches Brown Heart*
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
“Wear this medal with pride. thank you for your service, soldier” *attaches Brown Heart*
Weather forecaster says they’re patching the bug where all the rain came down in a single column that moved around real fast
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Weather forecaster says they’re patching the bug where all the rain came down in a single column that moved around real fast
The series fell off since Late 2: The Party
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The series fell off since Late 2: The Party
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Drive thru lady looked me in the eye like "you got this" and handed me the bag marked with double black diamond
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Drive thru lady looked me in the eye like "you got this" and handed me the bag marked with double black diamond
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Ah, Three's Pointer! The valuable basketball Shot.
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Ah, Three's Pointer! The valuable basketball Shot.
(caught in a lasso, the attached rope rapidly losing slack): I have failed to heed the Way of The Rope
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
(caught in a lasso, the attached rope rapidly losing slack): I have failed to heed the Way of The Rope
Computer: play the movie trailer with the slowwave minor key ducktales theme song
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Computer: play the movie trailer with the slowwave minor key ducktales theme song