GNU C Mane
@beeep.computer
Turning as with serious purpose
Before stupid winds.
Before stupid winds.
"The master's house will not be dismantled by those wearing the master's clothes" - The Nude Revolutionary
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"The master's house will not be dismantled by those wearing the master's clothes" - The Nude Revolutionary
We need a rap song that starts with a shoutout to dead malls
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
We need a rap song that starts with a shoutout to dead malls
Texting the doordasher to put the whole box of salad into a pill pocket
January 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Texting the doordasher to put the whole box of salad into a pill pocket
2026 we’re all doing a voice called Open Mic Obama: “I’ve been looking for a new place. I’m, ah, tired of living with a roomMATE”
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
2026 we’re all doing a voice called Open Mic Obama: “I’ve been looking for a new place. I’m, ah, tired of living with a roomMATE”
Heyyy guys, today we’re going to be sawing up and removing all these yucky beams from the attic
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Heyyy guys, today we’re going to be sawing up and removing all these yucky beams from the attic
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unmoisturized, in my cage, shitting my little craps
May 8, 2024 at 12:38 AM
unmoisturized, in my cage, shitting my little craps
We offer a selection of bagged treats curated by Gourmet Keith
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
We offer a selection of bagged treats curated by Gourmet Keith
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
The primate cinematic universe leads right from Monkey Trouble (1994) to Outbreak (1995)
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The primate cinematic universe leads right from Monkey Trouble (1994) to Outbreak (1995)
Weather forecaster says they’re patching the bug where all the rain came down in a single column that moved around real fast
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Weather forecaster says they’re patching the bug where all the rain came down in a single column that moved around real fast
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Drive thru lady looked me in the eye like "you got this" and handed me the bag marked with double black diamond
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Drive thru lady looked me in the eye like "you got this" and handed me the bag marked with double black diamond
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Ah, Three's Pointer! The valuable basketball Shot.
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Ah, Three's Pointer! The valuable basketball Shot.
(caught in a lasso, the attached rope rapidly losing slack): I have failed to heed the Way of The Rope
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
(caught in a lasso, the attached rope rapidly losing slack): I have failed to heed the Way of The Rope
Computer: play the movie trailer with the slowwave minor key ducktales theme song
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Computer: play the movie trailer with the slowwave minor key ducktales theme song
You’ve been nominated for the Glistening Prize
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
You’ve been nominated for the Glistening Prize
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anyways, this is how it looks here today and all the local news is like 'it's called rime ice actually, not hoarfrost' its v pretty
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
anyways, this is how it looks here today and all the local news is like 'it's called rime ice actually, not hoarfrost' its v pretty
Attach the tracing sheet
Trap the apple between the tracing sheet and the computer screen
You are now ready to Trace
Trap the apple between the tracing sheet and the computer screen
You are now ready to Trace
This reflective acrylic sheet shows how 1980s illustrators were able to trace real-life objects on the computer. Once it was aligned, it reflected whatever was in front of it over the monitor's display, allowing artists to trace it in a tool like MacPaint or MS Paint. Simple, low tech and effective.
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Attach the tracing sheet
Trap the apple between the tracing sheet and the computer screen
You are now ready to Trace
Trap the apple between the tracing sheet and the computer screen
You are now ready to Trace
Ordering the salad with Extra Particles
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Ordering the salad with Extra Particles
Burger King is letting you drive through and fill a gallon ziplock from the extruder
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Burger King is letting you drive through and fill a gallon ziplock from the extruder
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the safeway near me has an unmistakable dark energy
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the safeway near me has an unmistakable dark energy
I’m pitching Ocean’s 4: the least successful gang members try to steal a laundromat change machine for beer money
January 4, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I’m pitching Ocean’s 4: the least successful gang members try to steal a laundromat change machine for beer money
(scratchy, tremolo voice): from now on, they’ll produce all Black & Milds without the cancer paper
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
(scratchy, tremolo voice): from now on, they’ll produce all Black & Milds without the cancer paper
I’m ready to learn my party’s extension
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I’m ready to learn my party’s extension