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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · Oct 3

bug bunny making a stinker face

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

did you boil it 👀👀

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

i will say, as a former master baker, that most bread stuff works this way. "we altered the shape somewhat so it's a new bread" is extremely common

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

some context: I saw somebody say bagels were not a jewish creation and like come on buddy that's being silly. idc if yall wanna call out some real foods that are being claimed by israelis (a separate argument than jewish food entirely!) but bagels?? lol

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

doing race science on the differences between obwarzanek and bagels to make a point

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

it kinda sounded like you were implying that mamdani was the one who did those things lol that's why I was confused

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

that one is safe for sure!

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

lmao

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

i want to believe

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 7h

??

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 8h

nellie bowels lmao

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 9h

dillo tip: if you're having a conversation with an infamous pedo make sure you leave a paper trail and also say "we're in this together" and "we'll play again soon"

Prince Andrew told Jeffrey Epstein ‘we’re in this together’ in 2011 email

Royal sent email after Virginia Giuffre photo emerged but later claimed he had ceased contact with Epstein in 2010

www.theguardian.com

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 9h

hogs being censored is a step too far imo

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 9h

i saw a lady use a (new) garbage disposal to process a bunch of apples for cider. seemed like a really good idea tbh

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 10h

10 hrs of jingling keys video

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 10h

yeah you gotta do it each time but I just use an auto complete so really you only gotta click a few things over and over but it is kind of a pain. but also (basically) free food? 🤷

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 10h

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 10h

if you go in and use a kiosk you can clear your app cache and won't have to wait 15 minutes between orders 🧠

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 11h

this is BULLSHIT. i wonder what the vetting process is like lol

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 11h

there's got to be a catch here lol. like you can only listen to one a month or need to be jewish or something right?

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 11h

a lot of people in here posting their winnings and that's great but if you really want to make sure that they can't make any money off your data you should go though this process too. basically you fill out a form and it lets you opt out of all data brokerage etc

screen showing where to find the option to opt out of selling it sharing of data

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 11h

ayyy love to see my boyos eating free. have you seen the way around the "one item per 15 minutes" thing yet so you can cash in all at once if you want?

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 21h

lmaoo

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 21h

one of my fav things is putting a heated blanket under the fitted sheet and turning it on like 10 min b4 bed and then when you get in there it's already warm. it's like getting into my McLaren with the heated seats

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 23h

spit blood*

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 23h

thank you dayv. do you split blood or is it more of a day/night thing? or Is it that you can only eat garlic?