Dolphin Pilot
@theamitie.bsky.social
Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
BG: I’m thankful for my mama cause she gives me stuff.
Me: …. Is that it?
BG: yes
Me: …. Is that it?
BG: yes
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
BG: I’m thankful for my mama cause she gives me stuff.
Me: …. Is that it?
BG: yes
Me: …. Is that it?
BG: yes
Hey man, me and the other crabs in the bucket have been talking and… we want you to be the one who gets out
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hey man, me and the other crabs in the bucket have been talking and… we want you to be the one who gets out
Has everyone seen this
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Has everyone seen this
I want to be in a big warm bed
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I want to be in a big warm bed
The unaskable question: what would happen if you froze this and put it in your ass
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The unaskable question: what would happen if you froze this and put it in your ass
Try to be normal, please
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Try to be normal, please
I’d be a pretty bad guy who holds a water bottle on the sidelines guy
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’d be a pretty bad guy who holds a water bottle on the sidelines guy
Almost time I get yelled at for resting on the couch
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Almost time I get yelled at for resting on the couch
I am thankful for all of you and the jokes you make. Most of you are pretty funny. Some of you got some work to do on that front
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am thankful for all of you and the jokes you make. Most of you are pretty funny. Some of you got some work to do on that front
We should just euthanize Jerry jones. Who’s gonna say no to that
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We should just euthanize Jerry jones. Who’s gonna say no to that
Your 2025 thanksgiving pie graduating class. Not pictured: another Dutch apple and another pumpkin pie
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Your 2025 thanksgiving pie graduating class. Not pictured: another Dutch apple and another pumpkin pie
Pumpkins turned out right
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pumpkins turned out right
Something got fucked up with the Dutch apple but I’m sure it’s gonna taste amazing
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Something got fucked up with the Dutch apple but I’m sure it’s gonna taste amazing
I’m thankful for the confidence and lack of self awareness of the cowboys, their fans, and Jerry jones
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m thankful for the confidence and lack of self awareness of the cowboys, their fans, and Jerry jones
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Not a bad football game tbh
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Not a bad football game tbh
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All of you anti turkey people are JD Vance. I hope this gives you a lot to think about
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
All of you anti turkey people are JD Vance. I hope this gives you a lot to think about
Shouting “pick up a football” at everyone at the thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shouting “pick up a football” at everyone at the thanksgiving day parade
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
The most exciting thing you can do in New York City: see a balloon of a cartoon
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The most exciting thing you can do in New York City: see a balloon of a cartoon
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I believe the 110 freeway's number was to honor the Proof # of CA's 1st Bourbon
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I believe the 110 freeway's number was to honor the Proof # of CA's 1st Bourbon
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The b in bourbon stands for bfrom california
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The b in bourbon stands for bfrom california
Having some classic California bourbon today. California is the home of bourbon. Not many know this
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Having some classic California bourbon today. California is the home of bourbon. Not many know this
They should give him a six pack and a huge dick. Something for the ladies, you know?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They should give him a six pack and a huge dick. Something for the ladies, you know?
I searched “Charlie brown itysl” on Instagram and one of the first videos was the raw footage of Charlie Kirk getting shot from like 10 feet away
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I searched “Charlie brown itysl” on Instagram and one of the first videos was the raw footage of Charlie Kirk getting shot from like 10 feet away