Dolphin Pilot
@theamitie.bsky.social
Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
Lil man killing it at the feats of strength
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Lil man killing it at the feats of strength
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
Probs a good idea for the blue jays to sign cease cause they’re gonna be dealing with a good number of pitcher injuries this year
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Probs a good idea for the blue jays to sign cease cause they’re gonna be dealing with a good number of pitcher injuries this year
His career highlight as an angel was starting a fight with an A’s fan
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
His career highlight as an angel was starting a fight with an A’s fan
And so ends maybe the worst baseball career what if in history
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
And so ends maybe the worst baseball career what if in history
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third down, who fucking cares, THEY'RE GONNA PASS ON JOHNNY FOOTBALL
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
third down, who fucking cares, THEY'RE GONNA PASS ON JOHNNY FOOTBALL
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if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate lesbians
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate lesbians
If ChatGPT can’t immediately make on-demand graphic animaniacs porn, idk what the point is
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If ChatGPT can’t immediately make on-demand graphic animaniacs porn, idk what the point is
TARS from interstellar is not a clanker
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
TARS from interstellar is not a clanker
When all of gods creatures assemble for the chorus, an AI will not be there
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When all of gods creatures assemble for the chorus, an AI will not be there
BG: dad, I know you like playing catch, so I brought you a ball because you like to play catch [throws ball at me]
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
BG: dad, I know you like playing catch, so I brought you a ball because you like to play catch [throws ball at me]
Nothing quite like farting 30 times when you’re feeling bloated
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nothing quite like farting 30 times when you’re feeling bloated
Pluribus rules. Also really convenient that everything is locally sourced
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Pluribus rules. Also really convenient that everything is locally sourced
I wanna be whorin’ ?
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I wanna be whorin’ ?
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Artist is TenderRebellions on IG
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Artist is TenderRebellions on IG
I will defeat Danny go in hand to hand combat
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I will defeat Danny go in hand to hand combat
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Might as well rank each drop of rain as it falls; a fool's endeavor
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Might as well rank each drop of rain as it falls; a fool's endeavor
The man who understands pie does not need to rank them
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The man who understands pie does not need to rank them
Another slice of delicious pizza, made here right in the home of pizza, California
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Another slice of delicious pizza, made here right in the home of pizza, California
We really need to stop letting NorCal folk ruin socal
Why an unproven air taxi company is spending $126 million to take over an L.A. airport
Why an unproven air taxi company is spending $126 million to take over an L.A. airport
Archer Aviation, a San José-based company developing an electric air taxi, plans to take over control of the Hawthorne Municipal Airport near LAX.
www.latimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We really need to stop letting NorCal folk ruin socal
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Wild misread. Israel is explicitly modeling its expansion on the American template and American christofascists love what they see and want to mimic Israel’s tactics and propaganda machine. It is a negative feedback loop of shit.
Tucker Carlson describes Israeli PM Netanyahu as Western civilization’s “main enemy.”
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
He says Zionism and other forms of tribalism are “an attack on Western civilization.”
(via Shawn Ryan show)
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wild misread. Israel is explicitly modeling its expansion on the American template and American christofascists love what they see and want to mimic Israel’s tactics and propaganda machine. It is a negative feedback loop of shit.
[reading the wiki synopsis of wicked] are you fucking kidding me, that’s it
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
[reading the wiki synopsis of wicked] are you fucking kidding me, that’s it
This is me
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is me
He can finally have time to get more Covid
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
He can finally have time to get more Covid