Rick
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2025: wear sunscreen
woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy.
he/him
woodworker, sci-fi & fantasy enjoyer, Tottenham/SF Giants/Niners/Warriors fan, some-nonsense guy.
he/him
Have learned that in the south they often do not serve alcohol at thanksgiving. This is probably for the best given that at any point, someone could just grab the Winchester off the mantle
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Have learned that in the south they often do not serve alcohol at thanksgiving. This is probably for the best given that at any point, someone could just grab the Winchester off the mantle
You never notice how much they talk about sex in Parks & Rec until you’re watching it with your 10yo
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You never notice how much they talk about sex in Parks & Rec until you’re watching it with your 10yo
“This is my team. We call them the birds. I want the coach fired. They are 8-4 and the defending world champs. I hate them with my life.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“This is my team. We call them the birds. I want the coach fired. They are 8-4 and the defending world champs. I hate them with my life.”
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
The theme song from Perfect Strangers
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The theme song from Perfect Strangers
Very rude of the premier league to not schedule a Black Friday game for us Americans
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Very rude of the premier league to not schedule a Black Friday game for us Americans
Apparently they have vuvuzelas in Mississippi
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Apparently they have vuvuzelas in Mississippi
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Hand in unlovable hand
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hand in unlovable hand
Food good. Stomach hurt. Must lie down.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Food good. Stomach hurt. Must lie down.
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Where's the shoe guy
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Where's the shoe guy
Pictionary on Netflix is a pretty fun family party game just fyi. You link your phones and draw from those. 👍
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Pictionary on Netflix is a pretty fun family party game just fyi. You link your phones and draw from those. 👍
Intergalactic, planetary
Planetary, intergalactic
Planetary, intergalactic
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Intergalactic, planetary
Planetary, intergalactic
Planetary, intergalactic
Shoutout to his perfect thanksgiving season sketch. With a cameo by Tim Robinson.
Your Hometown - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Shoutout to his perfect thanksgiving season sketch. With a cameo by Tim Robinson.
You all must drink this, since I, BlueSky’s foremost nog enjoyer, cannot.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You all must drink this, since I, BlueSky’s foremost nog enjoyer, cannot.
Fuck it, I’m having a gummy
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fuck it, I’m having a gummy
Hopefully Zohran doesn’t bottle it
Arsenal fandom has been steadily rising in New York City, and it is the responsibility of the Mayor to ensure that New Yorkers who do not root for that particular team feel safe in their communities. defector.com/can-zohran-m...
Can Zohran Mamdani Keep New Yorkers Safe From Remembering Some Arsenal Guys? | Defector
Zohran Mamdani is weeks away from becoming Mayor of New York City. As someone who does not live in the city but nevertheless has a lot of opinions about what goes on there, I want his administration…
defector.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hopefully Zohran doesn’t bottle it
A British cabinet member named Shabana Mahmood: my country, England, yearns for whiteness
Labour immigration policy explained:
✅ Net immigration rising: CRACKDOWN REQUIRED
✅ Net immigration plummeting: CRACKDOWN REQUIRED
✅ Net immigration rising: CRACKDOWN REQUIRED
✅ Net immigration plummeting: CRACKDOWN REQUIRED
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A British cabinet member named Shabana Mahmood: my country, England, yearns for whiteness
Eminem doesn’t have any close friends because if he did one or more of them would’ve told him his dyed beard looks terrible and isn’t fooling anyone
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Eminem doesn’t have any close friends because if he did one or more of them would’ve told him his dyed beard looks terrible and isn’t fooling anyone
As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly
Hi! My name is… (what?)
My name is… (who?)
My name is… (chika-chika)
Tom Brady
My name is… (who?)
My name is… (chika-chika)
Tom Brady
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hi! My name is… (what?)
My name is… (who?)
My name is… (chika-chika)
Tom Brady
My name is… (who?)
My name is… (chika-chika)
Tom Brady
It’s 1pm at the latest, how are you people already eating/done?
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s 1pm at the latest, how are you people already eating/done?