Joad The Wet Sprocket
@joadsprocket.bsky.social
"a somewhat significant account" - eric shamow
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I want him CANCELLED
I was his followers CALLED OUT
I want his groupchat DISBANDED
I want to go to his profile in the middle of the night and screenshot the 404!
I was his followers CALLED OUT
I want his groupchat DISBANDED
I want to go to his profile in the middle of the night and screenshot the 404!
Peacock™️: We Might Come With Your Phone Plan - Check!
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Peacock™️: We Might Come With Your Phone Plan - Check!
me after "Mr. Fantasy" performs in the parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
me after "Mr. Fantasy" performs in the parade
The "when sweat drips down my balls" guy is performing on the Toys R Us float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The "when sweat drips down my balls" guy is performing on the Toys R Us float.
Arbitrage Opportunity: have a dozen or so thawed turkeys for sale on Thanksgiving morning for $250 apiece
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Arbitrage Opportunity: have a dozen or so thawed turkeys for sale on Thanksgiving morning for $250 apiece
critical support for bands that lipsync to the 40 year old album version of their song at live events
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
critical support for bands that lipsync to the 40 year old album version of their song at live events
Reposted by Joad The Wet Sprocket
[ominous music swells]
September 11, 2024 at 1:46 PM
[ominous music swells]
Reposted by Joad The Wet Sprocket
Another Thanksgiving, another opportunity to plug the Nickelodeon at the Macy's Parade video I did a few years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgp-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgp-...
Nickelodeon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - Nick Knacks SPECIAL
YouTube video by Pop Arena
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Another Thanksgiving, another opportunity to plug the Nickelodeon at the Macy's Parade video I did a few years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgp-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgp-...
Yeah, man. That's true!
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yeah, man. That's true!
ok but like...what if instead of a blog it was a book
listen, i've seen a lot of bullshit that turned my stomach and sent me to therapy etc but lmao this shit's got every gc buzzing like "sorry what the fuck" LITERALLY ALL OF US THINK THIS IS WEIRD
I assume journalists do this stuff all the time. Maybe more on the editorial side, but as a non-journalist, I don’t particularly care what part of the organization is tasked to do the consent-manufacturing. This assumption is based on my observations of journalism in the run up to the Iraq War.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
ok but like...what if instead of a blog it was a book
I would. That's exactly what I'd do. Do not put me in that position.
If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I would. That's exactly what I'd do. Do not put me in that position.
The slop pipe keeps throwing me clips of Flula Borg playing a guy named Randy on The Rookie, a show I have never watched and never will. He seems fun though.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The slop pipe keeps throwing me clips of Flula Borg playing a guy named Randy on The Rookie, a show I have never watched and never will. He seems fun though.
I love how they always bust out "veteran." Guy was worth 9 figures, this is some rich inter-generational rich people bullshit.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love how they always bust out "veteran." Guy was worth 9 figures, this is some rich inter-generational rich people bullshit.
hey guys last week a bunch of our Steam accounts turned 21
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
hey guys last week a bunch of our Steam accounts turned 21
throwing a "Stranger Things Season 5" title card at the front of Spielberg's Twilight Zone segment
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
throwing a "Stranger Things Season 5" title card at the front of Spielberg's Twilight Zone segment
cool whip and country crock were great because neither of them were the thing you'd call them by that wasn't their brand name
Most of the time it wasn't Cool Whip or Country Crock in these containers 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
cool whip and country crock were great because neither of them were the thing you'd call them by that wasn't their brand name
not an accident that it's contemporary Christian music
An AI-generated Christian artist named Solomon Ray has taken the gospel music world by storm after topping the iTunes and Billboard charts with his album “Faithful Soul.”
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
nypost.com/2025/11/25/e...
The No. 1 Christian artist topping the charts has no soul — thanks to AI
“I think that it’s really weird to be opening up your spirit to something that has no spirit.”
nypost.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
not an accident that it's contemporary Christian music
sorry guys but the first bit probably kills every time he runs it in front of a milcrowd
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sorry guys but the first bit probably kills every time he runs it in front of a milcrowd
nobody uses the Cybertruck in Fortnite because everyone, no matter what, completely unloads at it
A reminder that Tim Sweeney is trash, Unreal Engine is trash, and the Epic Game Store is trash. Fortnite, by extension, is also trash.
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
nobody uses the Cybertruck in Fortnite because everyone, no matter what, completely unloads at it
go make 2 3-episode seasons of a TV show about it, UKian
Counterpoint: it's extremely funny to wind up citizens of the most powerful and culturally dominant country on earth by using a slightly-more-accurate demonym for them.
Especially as the "ignoring" seems to be taking the form of dozens and dozens of posts complaining about it.
Especially as the "ignoring" seems to be taking the form of dozens and dozens of posts complaining about it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
go make 2 3-episode seasons of a TV show about it, UKian
the fact is, Americans barely notice 2 people dying
I don't think this shooting will "play into Trump's hands" fwiw
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
the fact is, Americans barely notice 2 people dying
"USians" is some chat room shit
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"USians" is some chat room shit
begging June to stop falling for and amplifying the most Wallet Inspector shit
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
begging June to stop falling for and amplifying the most Wallet Inspector shit
[realizing I'm making the worst game ever conceived] oh thank God, Steam banned it
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
[realizing I'm making the worst game ever conceived] oh thank God, Steam banned it
don't nobody at my job look like Anne Hathaway
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
don't nobody at my job look like Anne Hathaway