Joad The Wet Sprocket
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I want him CANCELLED
I was his followers CALLED OUT
I want his groupchat DISBANDED
I want to go to his profile in the middle of the night and screenshot the 404!
I was his followers CALLED OUT
I want his groupchat DISBANDED
I want to go to his profile in the middle of the night and screenshot the 404!
NoVA's getting a Groverhaus because I guess Hampton Roads can't have anything
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
NoVA's getting a Groverhaus because I guess Hampton Roads can't have anything
that's "reading theory" to them
Telling someone to ready Michael Tracey is incredible
I'm just fascinated by what's going on in the Bay Area
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
that's "reading theory" to them
🚨🚨🚨 Giamatti as Adams 🚨🚨🚨
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🚨🚨🚨 Giamatti as Adams 🚨🚨🚨
chinch clicks Like on insta posts of my kids
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
chinch clicks Like on insta posts of my kids
it's so weird how the console I bought 5 years ago for $500 is a $650 thing now
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
it's so weird how the console I bought 5 years ago for $500 is a $650 thing now
I am gonna see the HECK out of this
Project Hail Mary - Official Trailer #2 (2026) Ryan Gosling, Sandra Hüller, Milana Vayntrub
YouTube video by IGN
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I am gonna see the HECK out of this
Square Enix Now Going Platform-To-Platform Trying To Sell Tomb Raider 2013 To People
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Square Enix Now Going Platform-To-Platform Trying To Sell Tomb Raider 2013 To People
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RIP to a games industry pioneer and legend, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky.bsky.social) If your unfamiliar, look her up. Her career is like the story of videogames itself.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RIP to a games industry pioneer and legend, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky.bsky.social) If your unfamiliar, look her up. Her career is like the story of videogames itself.
really kind of glad my job is forcing a phone detox on me because a vicious crank is getting sainted on here lately
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
really kind of glad my job is forcing a phone detox on me because a vicious crank is getting sainted on here lately
was esther's body even cold???
![A Conversation With [Sy Ableman] Over Bloody Marys at the Jolly Roger by Olivia Nuzzi](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3nqgwlbyx4i6j553jilcb2lo/bafkreifggu27ggzcm4ioaaplpfhxstt3cns5qr6zd5dun3tro2mo6ajo2e@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
was esther's body even cold???
I'm no fan of Ryan Lizza but dropping "BTW, not the first time she's done this" timed that perfectly is some Angela Bassett Burning The Car
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm no fan of Ryan Lizza but dropping "BTW, not the first time she's done this" timed that perfectly is some Angela Bassett Burning The Car
it's like the moth joke
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
it's like the moth joke
nice to know I can have a job that keeps my phone out of my hand during working hours and I will still know too much about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
nice to know I can have a job that keeps my phone out of my hand during working hours and I will still know too much about Olivia Nuzzi
F5ing the HELL out of Amazon Vine till I get one
Ford Motor is partnering with Amazon to let dealers sell the automaker's certified used vehicles on the e-commerce platform, providing consumers with a way to shop for a car and arrange financing online.
Ford to start selling certified used cars on Amazon
Shoppers can browse Ford dealers' used car selection online, through Amazon Autos, and pick their vehicles up in person.
cbsn.ws
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
F5ing the HELL out of Amazon Vine till I get one
I live in a state where we just voted to send every chud in the executive branch home and we've got shitloads of christmas presents
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I live in a state where we just voted to send every chud in the executive branch home and we've got shitloads of christmas presents
The South being the "Blackest part of the country" doesn't refute demography. In that part of the country, there are still enough white bigots to have a majority.
The south is not racist because of its demography - it’d the Blackest part of the country. It’s racist because of its history and also because of *rural* white enclaves — which exist all over the country
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The South being the "Blackest part of the country" doesn't refute demography. In that part of the country, there are still enough white bigots to have a majority.
what's up with r/software being roughly as dumb as r/fastandfurious
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
what's up with r/software being roughly as dumb as r/fastandfurious
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Found my way to the other side of the rabbit hole. tedium.co/2025/11/16/h...
Why Does Every Thumb Keyboard Look Like That?
Thumb keyboards built for the home theaters represent one of computing’s more forgotten niches. But will devices like the Steam Machine bring along a revival?
tedium.co
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Found my way to the other side of the rabbit hole. tedium.co/2025/11/16/h...
a successful weekend of Not Posting About That
you're welcome
you're welcome
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a successful weekend of Not Posting About That
you're welcome
you're welcome
Is Masks the most Season 7 episode of TNG or is it Celtic Fuck Candle Adventure
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Is Masks the most Season 7 episode of TNG or is it Celtic Fuck Candle Adventure
What's weird about the McDonald's pricing story is that while they're clearly reconfiguring to raise their price floor, their stores don't reflect it at all. They've taken countless buildings that, inside, vaguely resemble a restaurant, and turned them into...eating facilities.
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What's weird about the McDonald's pricing story is that while they're clearly reconfiguring to raise their price floor, their stores don't reflect it at all. They've taken countless buildings that, inside, vaguely resemble a restaurant, and turned them into...eating facilities.
Market's still up. For now.
More broadly, the 2024-2025 pro-Democratic shifts seem to be biggest in the poorest areas while in the richest towns the electorate got more Republican, ruining many a narrative
NEW: New Jersey’s township data is (mostly) in, so
@shanegoldmacher.bsky.social & I crunched the numbers on NJ’s blue shift/pendulum swing
The same majority-Hispanic cities & towns that swung to Trump in 24 shifted back D, to Mikie Sherrill, in the governor’s race
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/u...
@shanegoldmacher.bsky.social & I crunched the numbers on NJ’s blue shift/pendulum swing
The same majority-Hispanic cities & towns that swung to Trump in 24 shifted back D, to Mikie Sherrill, in the governor’s race
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/u...
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Market's still up. For now.
guys if you're gonna clap back against someone trying to let MTG into the "big tent" you need to say who you're pushing back against, and they better be real
Sticking a knife in the bad takes bottle trying to get more to come out
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
guys if you're gonna clap back against someone trying to let MTG into the "big tent" you need to say who you're pushing back against, and they better be real
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Hello it’s Helen’s Holiday Gift Guide time!!!!!!! www.newyorker.com/culture/on-a...
A Holiday Gift Guide: Tools, Treats, and Trifles for Food Lovers
Our food critic’s annual roundup of gastronomic ideas for giving.
www.newyorker.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hello it’s Helen’s Holiday Gift Guide time!!!!!!! www.newyorker.com/culture/on-a...
it's like when warren beatty talks to himself in character as dick tracy
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
it's like when warren beatty talks to himself in character as dick tracy