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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:
5 year old got up early and got herself ice cream for breakfast. I'm not even mad, she scooped it neatly into a bowl and then put the carton back into the freezer
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
5 year old got up early and got herself ice cream for breakfast. I'm not even mad, she scooped it neatly into a bowl and then put the carton back into the freezer
Honestly kinda impressive how hard these dorks are trying to make drugs uncool
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Honestly kinda impressive how hard these dorks are trying to make drugs uncool
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the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
I don’t have a particularly common name but there are multiple people around the world who accidentally use my email when signing up for accounts. There’s a guy in Missouri who has been my constant companion for going on twenty years. He’s recently divorced and joining some sort of “karate church”
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
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Id make fun of stranger things less if they hadnt decided to have the only cool character (the fat fed with a mustache who turns out to be John Wick) also be the only character they kill off in four seasons
June 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Id make fun of stranger things less if they hadnt decided to have the only cool character (the fat fed with a mustache who turns out to be John Wick) also be the only character they kill off in four seasons
Explaining to my children that I have a soft spot for the lions *because* they are Like That. Other teams may be frauds but the lions are honest about who they are
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Explaining to my children that I have a soft spot for the lions *because* they are Like That. Other teams may be frauds but the lions are honest about who they are
The ball of foot
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The ball of foot
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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The GOP entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to gerrymander everyone else, and nobody was going to gerrymander them. In half a hundred places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The GOP entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to gerrymander everyone else, and nobody was going to gerrymander them. In half a hundred places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
Is this platform still massively against the Covenant Carbine or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Is this platform still massively against the Covenant Carbine or has it moved more towards acceptance?
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He probably also thinks that a guy has a finite amount of cum he can make over a lifetime
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
He probably also thinks that a guy has a finite amount of cum he can make over a lifetime
Tolkien was fuckin right
Adolescence lasts to 32, say brain scientists
Adolescence lasts to 32, say brain scientists
www.thetimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tolkien was fuckin right
I ever see that smug fucker Martin Luther its on sight
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I ever see that smug fucker Martin Luther its on sight
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that said it does support my argument many of america's problems are attributable to protestantism
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
that said it does support my argument many of america's problems are attributable to protestantism
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if you don’t make enough gravy for me to drown in, do not invite me to thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if you don’t make enough gravy for me to drown in, do not invite me to thanksgiving
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this administration is more twitter pilled than any previous iteration and the only reason it isn’t called out more regularly is because our top political reporters are just as mentally broken
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
this administration is more twitter pilled than any previous iteration and the only reason it isn’t called out more regularly is because our top political reporters are just as mentally broken
The Napier Deltic was humanity's most strongly Toblerone Shaped locomotive prime mover. It served with distinction on British railways from 1961 to 1980.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Napier Deltic was humanity's most strongly Toblerone Shaped locomotive prime mover. It served with distinction on British railways from 1961 to 1980.
The president's fluids are in no way drowsy. The fluids are vigorous, energetic, and precisely between the high and low marks on the presidential dipstick
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The president's fluids are in no way drowsy. The fluids are vigorous, energetic, and precisely between the high and low marks on the presidential dipstick
I feel like the world is lacking in prestigious 2 hour documentaries about the Costco bakery
since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I feel like the world is lacking in prestigious 2 hour documentaries about the Costco bakery
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I can carry a lot okay
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I can carry a lot okay
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
it's technically not "hoarding" unless you sleep on a bed made from a pile of old cell phones
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
it's technically not "hoarding" unless you sleep on a bed made from a pile of old cell phones
it's important to understand that i don't actually care if the benoit blanc movies are good. lots of the columbo movies aren't "good" either. they're still good.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
it's important to understand that i don't actually care if the benoit blanc movies are good. lots of the columbo movies aren't "good" either. they're still good.
[jackie chan, every single joint audibly creaking] you're right Chris Tucker, the president is a good and true friend to premier xi jinping. that's why we have to stop the dastardly Taiwan Authorities from sabotaging our humanitarian mission to taipei province!
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
[jackie chan, every single joint audibly creaking] you're right Chris Tucker, the president is a good and true friend to premier xi jinping. that's why we have to stop the dastardly Taiwan Authorities from sabotaging our humanitarian mission to taipei province!