Ernie Smith
@ernie.tedium.co
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Editor of Tedium (https://tedium.co), freelance writer, pop-up search engine maven (https://udm14.com). See my writing: https://erniesmith.net/ “Life is too short to not say exactly what you mean all the time.” — Jesse Welles
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Great news: Chris was able to get tickets for this. Thanks to everyone who helped!
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Hey, can you all do me a big favor? My childhood friend Chris recently found out he has terminal cancer. He has two daughters.

One of them, Alivia, wants to go see Alex Warren with her dad in Columbus, Ohio.

If you know someone in his orbit, send it to him. If you don’t, please share this post. ❤️
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The fact that they kind of backburnered Apple Silicon really upset their best users. Like enterprise cares about collaboration, sure, but I’m a guy who has been paying you $120 per year for a decade. Seems like you might want to be on top of that!
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I keep seeing an ad for Dropbox featuring Death Cab for Cutie over on LinkedIn. It is perhaps the most me-coded ad I’ve ever seen, because as a middle-aged geriatric millennial, I give a shit about the cloud service Ben Gibbard uses.

Too bad Dropbox screwed it up 5+ years ago.
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Kimmel probably cares about ratings, but a Sunday morning show that would likely be on the air whether or not anyone watches (thanks to the FCC’s public affairs programming rules)? Just pure laziness on Vance’s part.
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Journalists had long been taught to not think about their ratings when reporting. That has changed with the internet, but it is definitely not the focus of a Sunday morning show.
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If you point at ratings, you’re deflecting. And not very well, I might add.
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I gotta add. He tries shutting Stephanopoulos down by pointing at his show’s ratings. I’m sorry, but the fact that you accepted the spot in the first place is a sign that you need to have a presence there.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
ernie.tedium.co
I like this fresh showing of spine by ABC. More of this.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
ernie.tedium.co
That’s generally what a day atop Hacker News pulls in.
ernie.tedium.co
Our Demento piece got linked on Citizen Free Press, a Drudge-like site, and we got a comically large amount of traffic from it. Like 7,500 visitors in two hours.
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Find something you love as much as our David Buck loves Dr. Demento, who’s retiring this weekend:

tedium.co/2025/10/07/d...
Dr. Demento at w00tstock with Weird Al
ernie.tedium.co
I can’t think of the last time I saw Slashdot interview someone themselves but I like it.
ernie.tedium.co
Dread is a really terrible accelerant for writer’s block. Ask me how I know.
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This year, I've had so many productivity issues. Whole days lost, deadlines completely blown I've been trying to figure out what's wrong with me

Yeah, so for the last 48 hours I decided to tune out the news and concentrate on an article and surprise surprise: it was the fascism this whole time
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I heard Corwood Industries has an octagon for this very purpose
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we never needed a Joe Rogan Of The Left but maybe we did need a frog
ernie.tedium.co
The $1/month plan is a nice gesture.

Hopeful you get a bunch of people to hop aboard.
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On an unrelated note it's nice to see that the left took back the frog in the span of a week
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Which I think explains why they're really not meeting this moment where we're essentially playing political Calvinball
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As someone who was at one time somewhat on the inside of the Dem consultant world I can tell you this the fundamental problem with Democratic consultants (and I assume GOP consultants too) is that they would rather know why they lost than not have control over why they won.
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I saw a member of Tinariwen faint at a show and that was pretty weird. Bet a fight would be even more notable
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Jandek
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What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?
ernie.tedium.co
A true Lilith Fight
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WTF this isn't Silksong
A beautiful scene that isn't a popular video game
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This is NOT helping my inherent fear of heights
More insane fucking beauty
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Not serene enough. The people who made this should accept my notes on how they can improve it
The most beautiful fucking landscape you've ever seen