assbutt
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ladies and gentlemen, on the keyboards, Mr. Dizzy Reed
Pinned
nightmare blunt rotation (complimentary)
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
nightmare blunt rotation (complimentary)
Brody King just squashed MJF and yelled FUCK ICE into the camera. 10 stars.
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Brody King just squashed MJF and yelled FUCK ICE into the camera. 10 stars.
beautiful chant on Dynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
beautiful chant on Dynamite
I’m Darby Allin and welcome to Jackass.
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I’m Darby Allin and welcome to Jackass.
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*extreme robot roll call voice*
lowtax speedrun
lowtax speedrun
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
*extreme robot roll call voice*
lowtax speedrun
lowtax speedrun
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If you’re a democrat who has dreamed of fame and power, even of being President of the United States, there has probably never been a bigger open door to walk through to that dream than right now. Guys like Josh Shapiro cannot see the door, you don’t have to get in line!
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If you’re a democrat who has dreamed of fame and power, even of being President of the United States, there has probably never been a bigger open door to walk through to that dream than right now. Guys like Josh Shapiro cannot see the door, you don’t have to get in line!
i don’t know how many times i’ve thought back to this line in my life but it’s gotta be in the triple digits by now
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
i don’t know how many times i’ve thought back to this line in my life but it’s gotta be in the triple digits by now
why the fuck is David Chao doing podcasts at the combine? are people just ignoring that he’s a terrible doctor convicted of medical malpractice?
Report: Former Chargers QB Ryan Leaf verbally accosted former Chargers physician David Chao at Radio Row.
Ryan Leaf reportedly accosted Dr. David Chao verbally at Radio Row
The Scouting Combine is still three weeks away, but #ConfrontationSeason has already begun.
www.nbcsports.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
why the fuck is David Chao doing podcasts at the combine? are people just ignoring that he’s a terrible doctor convicted of medical malpractice?
are box springs not a thing anymore? I've been looking at a new bedframe for the child (who currently has an old bed with box spring + mattress) and it seems like all bedframes are just designed for mattress only now?
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
are box springs not a thing anymore? I've been looking at a new bedframe for the child (who currently has an old bed with box spring + mattress) and it seems like all bedframes are just designed for mattress only now?
dudes rock
February 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
dudes rock
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hipster assbott fan
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
hipster assbott fan
Red Dead Redemption 3
Was looking for something else I remembered watching about Frank Reich and Carson Wentz and wound up here. so welcome to this moment in time with me.
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Red Dead Redemption 3
splurged for one of these bad boys because i’m an absolute mark
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
splurged for one of these bad boys because i’m an absolute mark
@assbott.bsky.social your posts have sucked recently, do better
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
@assbott.bsky.social your posts have sucked recently, do better
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You don’t need to say “let that sink in” every time you mention how fucking depraved the ruling class of this country is. It has sunk in. We are sinking in it. Everybody knows. Stick your annoying cliches up your annoying ass.
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
You don’t need to say “let that sink in” every time you mention how fucking depraved the ruling class of this country is. It has sunk in. We are sinking in it. Everybody knows. Stick your annoying cliches up your annoying ass.
the Sixers traded the TikTok guy huh
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the Sixers traded the TikTok guy huh
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is..is that good?
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
is..is that good?
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
this is so fucked up. this lady needs to be fired. out of a cannon. into a wall.
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is so fucked up. this lady needs to be fired. out of a cannon. into a wall.
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The perfect summary of going viral @nasboat.org
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The perfect summary of going viral @nasboat.org