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ladies and gentlemen, on the keyboards, Mr. Dizzy Reed
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Drew Concealed Carey
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Drew Concealed Carey
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Cuff Your Hands Say Yeah
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Cuff Your Hands Say Yeah
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
“The Forrest Gump of destroying America” is perfect and gets my seal of approval. which is really important as I am the only Forrest on this website who matters.
YO WUT YO WUT HOLY. Epstein was an early CDO guy of COURSE HE WAS this guy is the Forrest Gump of destroying America
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
“The Forrest Gump of destroying America” is perfect and gets my seal of approval. which is really important as I am the only Forrest on this website who matters.
I like putting summer 1996 episodes of Nitro on in the background. You can easily ignore matches like Sgt Craig Pittman vs Disco Inferno and then get real excited for the weekly segment when Hall and Nash show up.
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I like putting summer 1996 episodes of Nitro on in the background. You can easily ignore matches like Sgt Craig Pittman vs Disco Inferno and then get real excited for the weekly segment when Hall and Nash show up.
it’s 2026 what are we even doing here
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
it’s 2026 what are we even doing here
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Yeah I’m Inter Miami. Inter Miami Sound Machine and their classic hit “Conga”
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yeah I’m Inter Miami. Inter Miami Sound Machine and their classic hit “Conga”
having an existential crisis at the realization that Hulk Hogan (42) was younger than me when he joined the nWo at Bash at the Beach 1996.
February 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
having an existential crisis at the realization that Hulk Hogan (42) was younger than me when he joined the nWo at Bash at the Beach 1996.
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ITS BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP THE P'ZONE! It was bad when it came back and I don't know how or why!
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut is closing 250 “underperforming” locations as its parent company continues a strategic review of the struggling brand.
bit.ly
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
ITS BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP THE P'ZONE! It was bad when it came back and I don't know how or why!
guys you gotta take reindeer organs
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
guys you gotta take reindeer organs
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Raining Blood by Slayer
2. Angel of Death by Slayer
3. War Ensemble by Slayer
4. Dead Skin Mask by Slayer
5. Together Forever by Rick Astley
1. Raining Blood by Slayer
2. Angel of Death by Slayer
3. War Ensemble by Slayer
4. Dead Skin Mask by Slayer
5. Together Forever by Rick Astley
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Heaven on a Paper Plate - Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
2. Tougher Than The Rest - Bruce Springsteen
3. Into the Mystic - Van Morrison
4. Miracle - Foo Fighters
5. The Spirit of Radio - Rush
1. Heaven on a Paper Plate - Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
2. Tougher Than The Rest - Bruce Springsteen
3. Into the Mystic - Van Morrison
4. Miracle - Foo Fighters
5. The Spirit of Radio - Rush
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Say Hello 2 Heaven - Temple Of The Dog
2. Fields Of Athenry - Dropkick Murphys
3. Dear Mama - Tupac
4. Bring It On Home To Me - Sam Cooke
5. She’ll Leave You With A Smile - George Strait
1. Say Hello 2 Heaven - Temple Of The Dog
2. Fields Of Athenry - Dropkick Murphys
3. Dear Mama - Tupac
4. Bring It On Home To Me - Sam Cooke
5. She’ll Leave You With A Smile - George Strait
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Raining Blood by Slayer
2. Angel of Death by Slayer
3. War Ensemble by Slayer
4. Dead Skin Mask by Slayer
5. Together Forever by Rick Astley
1. Raining Blood by Slayer
2. Angel of Death by Slayer
3. War Ensemble by Slayer
4. Dead Skin Mask by Slayer
5. Together Forever by Rick Astley
a kentucky man spends years making fun of a guy who wears a harmonica bandolier
Tweeted Rivalry.
Tweeted Rivalry.
The two best chairs salesmen in the county secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
a kentucky man spends years making fun of a guy who wears a harmonica bandolier
Tweeted Rivalry.
Tweeted Rivalry.
this person also showed up in cait’s mentions telling her that she hopes her cat dies. just a real piece of shit.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
this person also showed up in cait’s mentions telling her that she hopes her cat dies. just a real piece of shit.
like a year ago I bought $25 worth of crypto on Venmo for shits and giggles and have just let it sit. anyone want to guess how much it’s currently worth? lol
February 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
like a year ago I bought $25 worth of crypto on Venmo for shits and giggles and have just let it sit. anyone want to guess how much it’s currently worth? lol
oh gayle king defended bari? i’m shocked, really i am.
unrelated:
unrelated:
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
oh gayle king defended bari? i’m shocked, really i am.
unrelated:
unrelated:
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well yeah they're not called the clean boys
Brian Knobs hospitalized after contracting infection
Brian Knobs hospitalized after contracting infection
Brian Knobs is back in the hospital as he battles an infection.
www.postwrestling.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
well yeah they're not called the clean boys
“I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate” NO SHIT??? the fact that every commercial for Barr and Morris is just them talking about how much they love Trump and literally nothing else probably gave that away.
Paging Donald Trump:
Rep. Andy Barr endorsed Trump-backed Ed Gallrein over NKY Rep. Thomas Massie today. 30 minutes later, Nate Morris followed suit.
"I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate)."
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Rep. Andy Barr endorsed Trump-backed Ed Gallrein over NKY Rep. Thomas Massie today. 30 minutes later, Nate Morris followed suit.
"I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate)."
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Barr spurns fellow KY GOP congressman Massie to endorse Trump-backed challenger
“I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate),” said one Kentucky Republican consultant.
www.kentucky.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate” NO SHIT??? the fact that every commercial for Barr and Morris is just them talking about how much they love Trump and literally nothing else probably gave that away.
I’m running for president on the platform that we will put everyone responsible for the “loan department” spam calls up against the wall on day one.
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I’m running for president on the platform that we will put everyone responsible for the “loan department” spam calls up against the wall on day one.
I never knew I wanted Tim Heidecker to play Kevin Nash in a biopic until now
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I never knew I wanted Tim Heidecker to play Kevin Nash in a biopic until now
FAVSTAAAAAAAAAR
posting in 2026 is like “I will dance upon the bones of our oppressors!!” and posting in 2015 was like “Thank you for calling SeaWorld customer service; this call may be recorded for training porpoises”
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
FAVSTAAAAAAAAAR
remember when this was the opening scene of the first episode of the comedy series Silicon Valley?
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
remember when this was the opening scene of the first episode of the comedy series Silicon Valley?
the last time I talked to Dan, I posted this Topps baseball card of Santa that looked like AI slop and he DM’d me mere minutes later to clarify info he had researched about it. I don’t think it ever turned into a post, but it was absolutely something Dan would’ve done a great job lampooning. RIP.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
the last time I talked to Dan, I posted this Topps baseball card of Santa that looked like AI slop and he DM’d me mere minutes later to clarify info he had researched about it. I don’t think it ever turned into a post, but it was absolutely something Dan would’ve done a great job lampooning. RIP.
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singing the headline to the tune of Edge's theme song
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
singing the headline to the tune of Edge's theme song
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in memoriams don’t usually include where they died
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
in memoriams don’t usually include where they died
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BAH GAWD ASSBUTT HAS JUMPED OFF THE CAGE AND SMASHED THE SUNGLASSES INTO CHUCKY'S TINY LIMP PENIS
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
BAH GAWD ASSBUTT HAS JUMPED OFF THE CAGE AND SMASHED THE SUNGLASSES INTO CHUCKY'S TINY LIMP PENIS