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i don’t need group DMs because I don’t need more permanent notifications on my DM tab. no sane person keeps up with group chats all day.
jane.meangirls.online
bluesky does not need group DMs, group DMs are breeding grounds for madness.
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it’s tough being online. click this for a 90-second reprieve from the horrors and cleanse your brain.
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that’s awesome as hell
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I only know this guy because he’s made multiple “main character of the day” type of terrible posts
bradmossesq.bsky.social
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
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Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
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I never heard staff say it but definitely yes on the other two
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i have been yelling about this for like a solid year now, it’s fucking ridiculous
wapplehouse.bsky.social
How is autocorrect getting worse. I feel like it was perfect in 2013 and it’s just progressively gotten shittier.
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Number three? That's right, it's People = Shit by Slipknot!
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much more integrated, public HS, only one in the county so we all went there. the same HS where Shaun King got badly beaten in 1995 (he might be a liar but that part is 100% true). they banned confederate flags and Malcolm X stuff for a bit to cut down on the “you wear your X, I’ll wear mine” stuff.
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I dunno, I heard it a LOT in school
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lol
amandamarcotte.bsky.social
My parents' generation was super racist, but they took pains to hide it from us. So a lot of young conservatives in the 90s and early aughts were earnest small government and/or evangelical types.

As I said, the overt racists and radicals had to form their own orgs.
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I def heard Pour Some Sugar On Me but generally they kept it to the 2000s in the 2000s lol
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you know what song used to get played all the time in the strip club in 2006? “Only” by Nine Inch Nails.
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kinda hope they aren’t playing Kid Rock anymore tbh but not holding my breath lol
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I didn’t make an official guess, I only noted an obvious song that was regularly played in strip clubs the last time I frequented them….18 years ago lol
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"hello jeffrey. i won. gooslane is sucking my pepper undr table. i will see u in hell mein freund"
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and number one, for the 26th year in a row, is Bawitdaba by Kid Rock
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oh that’s fantastic!
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it is real and it is baffling as hell
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i’m mad at all of you. including the dog.
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okay i’m finally on the “field goals are too easy now” bandwagon. backup college kickers should not be hitting 55 yarders.
jessicasmetana.bsky.social
WKU just matched it with their backup kicker hitting 55 yards. Unbelievable
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I also think of BIG KNIFE SMALL WIFE tbh
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i’ve never seen the episode, don’t even know if it’s true but I’ll be damned if this doesn’t make me laugh every time
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anytime I see Dr. Phil I just think of the Bumfights guy on his show
Bumfights guy dressed as Dr. Phil on Dr. Phil