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ladies and gentlemen, on the keyboards, Mr. Dizzy Reed
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a kentucky man spends years making fun of a guy who wears a harmonica bandolier
Tweeted Rivalry.
Tweeted Rivalry.
The two best chairs salesmen in the county secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
a kentucky man spends years making fun of a guy who wears a harmonica bandolier
Tweeted Rivalry.
Tweeted Rivalry.
this person also showed up in cait’s mentions telling her that she hopes her cat dies. just a real piece of shit.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
this person also showed up in cait’s mentions telling her that she hopes her cat dies. just a real piece of shit.
like a year ago I bought $25 worth of crypto on Venmo for shits and giggles and have just let it sit. anyone want to guess how much it’s currently worth? lol
February 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
like a year ago I bought $25 worth of crypto on Venmo for shits and giggles and have just let it sit. anyone want to guess how much it’s currently worth? lol
oh gayle king defended bari? i’m shocked, really i am.
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February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
oh gayle king defended bari? i’m shocked, really i am.
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well yeah they're not called the clean boys
Brian Knobs hospitalized after contracting infection
Brian Knobs hospitalized after contracting infection
Brian Knobs is back in the hospital as he battles an infection.
www.postwrestling.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
well yeah they're not called the clean boys
“I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate” NO SHIT??? the fact that every commercial for Barr and Morris is just them talking about how much they love Trump and literally nothing else probably gave that away.
Paging Donald Trump:
Rep. Andy Barr endorsed Trump-backed Ed Gallrein over NKY Rep. Thomas Massie today. 30 minutes later, Nate Morris followed suit.
"I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate)."
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Rep. Andy Barr endorsed Trump-backed Ed Gallrein over NKY Rep. Thomas Massie today. 30 minutes later, Nate Morris followed suit.
"I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate)."
www.kentucky.com/news/politic...
Barr spurns fellow KY GOP congressman Massie to endorse Trump-backed challenger
“I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate),” said one Kentucky Republican consultant.
www.kentucky.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“I think it has more to do with Trump (than the electorate” NO SHIT??? the fact that every commercial for Barr and Morris is just them talking about how much they love Trump and literally nothing else probably gave that away.
I’m running for president on the platform that we will put everyone responsible for the “loan department” spam calls up against the wall on day one.
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I’m running for president on the platform that we will put everyone responsible for the “loan department” spam calls up against the wall on day one.
I never knew I wanted Tim Heidecker to play Kevin Nash in a biopic until now
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I never knew I wanted Tim Heidecker to play Kevin Nash in a biopic until now
FAVSTAAAAAAAAAR
posting in 2026 is like “I will dance upon the bones of our oppressors!!” and posting in 2015 was like “Thank you for calling SeaWorld customer service; this call may be recorded for training porpoises”
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
FAVSTAAAAAAAAAR
remember when this was the opening scene of the first episode of the comedy series Silicon Valley?
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
remember when this was the opening scene of the first episode of the comedy series Silicon Valley?
the last time I talked to Dan, I posted this Topps baseball card of Santa that looked like AI slop and he DM’d me mere minutes later to clarify info he had researched about it. I don’t think it ever turned into a post, but it was absolutely something Dan would’ve done a great job lampooning. RIP.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
the last time I talked to Dan, I posted this Topps baseball card of Santa that looked like AI slop and he DM’d me mere minutes later to clarify info he had researched about it. I don’t think it ever turned into a post, but it was absolutely something Dan would’ve done a great job lampooning. RIP.
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singing the headline to the tune of Edge's theme song
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
singing the headline to the tune of Edge's theme song
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in memoriams don’t usually include where they died
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
in memoriams don’t usually include where they died
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BAH GAWD ASSBUTT HAS JUMPED OFF THE CAGE AND SMASHED THE SUNGLASSES INTO CHUCKY'S TINY LIMP PENIS
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
BAH GAWD ASSBUTT HAS JUMPED OFF THE CAGE AND SMASHED THE SUNGLASSES INTO CHUCKY'S TINY LIMP PENIS
in memoriams don’t usually include where they died
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
in memoriams don’t usually include where they died
Sunny: Mac and Charlie Die, Frank’s Pretty Woman, Mac Day, The Gang Gets Quarantined
30 Rock: Reunion, Jackie Jormp-Jomp, Reaganing, Brooklyn Without Limits, Queen of Jordan
AD: Public Relations, Good Grief, Sad Sack
ATHF: Revenge of the Mooninites, MC Pee Pants, The Shaving, The Clowning
30 Rock: Reunion, Jackie Jormp-Jomp, Reaganing, Brooklyn Without Limits, Queen of Jordan
AD: Public Relations, Good Grief, Sad Sack
ATHF: Revenge of the Mooninites, MC Pee Pants, The Shaving, The Clowning
What’s a TV episode that still makes you laugh out loud on repeat viewings? (I’ll take movies too.)
A few of ours:
Frasier: Nightmare Inn, Ski Lodge, the Seal
Somebody Somewhere: St. Louis Sushi
What We Do in the Shadows: Jackie Daytona
Derry Girls: Rock the Boat, pilot
Insecure: Coachella
A few of ours:
Frasier: Nightmare Inn, Ski Lodge, the Seal
Somebody Somewhere: St. Louis Sushi
What We Do in the Shadows: Jackie Daytona
Derry Girls: Rock the Boat, pilot
Insecure: Coachella
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Sunny: Mac and Charlie Die, Frank’s Pretty Woman, Mac Day, The Gang Gets Quarantined
30 Rock: Reunion, Jackie Jormp-Jomp, Reaganing, Brooklyn Without Limits, Queen of Jordan
AD: Public Relations, Good Grief, Sad Sack
ATHF: Revenge of the Mooninites, MC Pee Pants, The Shaving, The Clowning
30 Rock: Reunion, Jackie Jormp-Jomp, Reaganing, Brooklyn Without Limits, Queen of Jordan
AD: Public Relations, Good Grief, Sad Sack
ATHF: Revenge of the Mooninites, MC Pee Pants, The Shaving, The Clowning
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was talking about jobbers and was like i should go rewatch the gimmick battle
royal. and they had an AI overview of the entrants of the gimmick battle royal. i am losing my mind lmao
royal. and they had an AI overview of the entrants of the gimmick battle royal. i am losing my mind lmao
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
was talking about jobbers and was like i should go rewatch the gimmick battle
royal. and they had an AI overview of the entrants of the gimmick battle royal. i am losing my mind lmao
royal. and they had an AI overview of the entrants of the gimmick battle royal. i am losing my mind lmao
nightmare blunt rotation (complimentary)
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
nightmare blunt rotation (complimentary)
Brody King just squashed MJF and yelled FUCK ICE into the camera. 10 stars.
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Brody King just squashed MJF and yelled FUCK ICE into the camera. 10 stars.
beautiful chant on Dynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
beautiful chant on Dynamite
I’m Darby Allin and welcome to Jackass.
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I’m Darby Allin and welcome to Jackass.
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*extreme robot roll call voice*
lowtax speedrun
lowtax speedrun
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
*extreme robot roll call voice*
lowtax speedrun
lowtax speedrun
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If you’re a democrat who has dreamed of fame and power, even of being President of the United States, there has probably never been a bigger open door to walk through to that dream than right now. Guys like Josh Shapiro cannot see the door, you don’t have to get in line!
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If you’re a democrat who has dreamed of fame and power, even of being President of the United States, there has probably never been a bigger open door to walk through to that dream than right now. Guys like Josh Shapiro cannot see the door, you don’t have to get in line!
i don’t know how many times i’ve thought back to this line in my life but it’s gotta be in the triple digits by now
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
i don’t know how many times i’ve thought back to this line in my life but it’s gotta be in the triple digits by now