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we feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing
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YOU’RE KILLING YOUR DRAFT POSITION, LARRY
walter and dude visiting larry sellers on radford (near the in and out burger)
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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land of confusion outtake lookin ass
sylvester stallone looking like a muppet
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Spitting Image really is real life huh
donald trump, a thing that looks like sly stallone, three-fourths of KISS, and some other gross looking dipshits spitting image puppets from the 1980s
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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the best doritos are back
a bag of doritos late night sizzlin cheese burger tortilla chips
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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crying
Bob Nightengale @bnightengale.bsky.social Follow The Chicago Cubs are close to finalizing an agreement with free-agent starter Zac Gallen on a multi-year deal that will pay him an average of $22 million a year. Gallen, with three top-10 Cy Young finishes, has averaged 32 starts a year for the past 4 seasons. Dec 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM @ Everybody can reply Jeff Passan Zac Gallen does not have a deal and is not close to finalizing one
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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couldn’t find the Slayer version
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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vincent and dutch sucking out all the crowd heat with their presence, as illustrated by the giant mega maid stealing druidia’s air in spaceballs
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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his impression is so good i keep this video on my phone at all times
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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PISS LOVING BOY DRINKING PEE IS GOOD, SAYS MAMA’S GOOD BOY
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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that time blues traveler’s media preview section was all poorly done photoshop edits of me, done by john popper.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Dolly Parton Makes Headlines Overnight (Again)
a photoshopped picture of bald Dolly Parton from a clickbait article on ESPN.com with the headline “Dolly Parton Makes Headlines Overnight (Again)”
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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lol
cat sleeping on christmas blankets with her arms out in a dainty fashion
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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everyone please be quiet, the cat is trying to sleep
cat sleeping with her chin directly on the couch cushion and paw hanging down
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Hamnet (2025)
a pig in a net
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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it will forever be this
holy shit man walks on fucking moon
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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GRAND THEFT AUTO FONT
a truck with SANCHEZ in Grand Theft Auto font
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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i wasn’t far off
my top songs of 2025 top artists: Metallica, The Replacements, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Husker Du, Slayer top albums: Master of Puppets, Reign In Blood, Flip Your Wig, Substance, Let It Be top genres: alt rock, new wave, southern hip hop, classic rock, metal
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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(watching a Man City match) Cherki
the “turkey” guy from Family Fortunes, the British version of Family Feud
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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when someone asks me about assbott’s posts
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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and he’d cover your repairs
go to the general and save some time
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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she’s doing it again
open mouth cat
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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our favorite thing currently is the one spot on the couch that Gizmo always smells with her mouth before making The Face
smelling the couch the flehmen response
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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i’ve always wanted a MASTER RGKSN
a portion of the AI-created floor plan for a house with a bathroom labeled as MASTER RGKSN (???)
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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president skroob’s backward ass
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM