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Commentary on sports (and other stuff) up and down highway 95. Same dick jokes, new location. The work still goes on.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · Nov 6

For the new followers. Hi, I’m Matt. I like Philadelphia and New York sports teams. (Eagles, NYR, NYY, Union)

Not 100% dick.

I don’t buy into rivalries without stakes.

I enjoy wit provolone and a nice pair of slacks.

Everything comes back to two things: pro wrestling or New Jersey.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 7h

Part of me - you know the part I'm talking about Phil, don't wait for the translation - knows what my answer would be here.

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 8h

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

The same brain trust who also hired Mark Sanchez.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

you're talking about the same brain trust who decided to give Tom Brady a bazillion dollars and awkward demote someone who was doing a great job.

Wendy Thurm @wendythurm.bsky.social · 8h

Who is the audience for his nonsense? Seriously, what do broadcasters think he adds to and who agrees with that?

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, my dad could text if he wants to. But he's the "strong silent" type.

Losing your dad at 10 does that, I guess.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

Arozarena is just a fun player to watch, man. Great facial expressions too.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

My dad, like Machete, don't text.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

I have a generally very close relationship with my parents that I call at least twice a week. I think it's just making up time with how our relationship was fractured in my late teens and early 20s.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

For what it's worth, I'm actually glad Macho's widow is using his image for somewhat decent advertising.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

Right, this is the philly hot dog, I forgot about this.

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 8h

Real traditional Philly dogs have fish cakes & pepper hash; just ask @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social

(Don’t knock it till you try it.)

A “combo” from Johnny’s Hots, in the style of Levis. It’s a hot dog with a homemade fish cake, covered in pepper hash. 😋

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

I mean, the Ripper IS the deepfried dog, but that specific name is copyrighted by Rutt's I think.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

My pork roll burger has grilled pineapple and thousand island dressing.

Thousand island and pork roll SLAPS.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 8h

I like my cheesesteaks with provolone, I'm an outlier, I know

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

You'd have to slice the hotdog in half though. Or you'd have to do two hot dogs, split-grilled.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

I didn't ask. Thanks.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

There's garlic (seasoning) in the blooming onion as part of the batter, and there's actual garlic in hot dogs.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

A Philly hot dog would probably be dipped in whiz and then covered with broccoli rabe, yeah?

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

Trenton Thunder already do a pork roll wrapped hot dog.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

Never mind that this is a song about asses, the fuckin' song SLAPS and this is why Jim Johnson should be in the WWE HOF.

95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

Not for nothing, the fact that this isn't Raleigh's walk up music is an affront to God and man alike.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfK9...

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

I mean, Philly already has two banging sandwiches in the cheesesteak and roast pork, why sweat a third?

Jersey does the deepfried dog AND the Italian Dog.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

I forget, do Buffiverse vampires have issues with garlic? Because if they do...

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

In all honesty, I can appreciate regional hot dogs. Hell, I literally just tweeted a video about Jersey dogs.

I think my issue is that I don't like cream cheese as a savory application and I gotta REALLY be in a mood for it as a sweet application. Just a personal thing.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 9h

For what it's worth, I'm eating cheesecake right now, so you can credit me for the Polanco hit. You're welcome, Seattle.

Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 9h

Mariners dinner to improve the vibes

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