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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 1h

No amount of money or power can stop your last words from being "check this shit out"

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1h

Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.

Doug Lebda, LendingTree C.E.O. and Founder, Dies in ATV Accident

LendingTree named its chief operating officer, Scott Peyree, as its new chief executive.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 2h

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 1h

Sleeping on a bed of waterlogged MISSING posters -- some Israeli, some local

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big al (scary) 🎃🦇 @bigmood.bsky.social · 2h

🎶 your body is an action park 🎶

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 3h

Me twice a year

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4h

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 3h

Crazy what divorce can do

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 3h

Charlie Dog doing his "Atsa Matta for You" routine in A Hound for Trouble (1951)

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 4h

He must be starving

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 4h

Fewer people using his bridge

The Hill headline: Fetterman says government shutdown has been 'very isolating'

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 4h

*standing on my school desk* i made this

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · Oct 13

Happy 10/13 everyone!

May you all have made this

Ten Thirteen Productions bumper seen at the end of every X-Files episode

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · Jun 5

Every time I see Andrew Yang pop up again

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

"Wait, I can explain..."

Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 27

okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 1d

(Dead from angry mob)

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 1d

A potential flashpoint in my life was when I was 12 and spotted a unicycle at a garage sale. God knows where I'd be now if I had the five dollars.

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