Mondo™
@mondilator.bsky.social
my spiritual forefathers are john rawls
and robin goodfellow
go dawgs (go dwags)
and robin goodfellow
go dawgs (go dwags)
CANCEL THIS MAN
Home Alone is like a D class Christmas movie
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
CANCEL THIS MAN
NOTHING LIKE RUNNING A QUICK ERRAND ACROSS TOWN ON A SATURDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA FOLKS
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
NOTHING LIKE RUNNING A QUICK ERRAND ACROSS TOWN ON A SATURDAY MORNING IN ATLANTA FOLKS
normal halftime score
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
normal halftime score
have seen a kids basketball game . . . since i was seven years old??
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
have seen a kids basketball game . . . since i was seven years old??
dude said "please give me ALL the hair colors"
Larry Ellison is backstopping Paramount’s bid for Warner Brothers, but Warner Brothers is concerned that the billionaire has not provided a personal guarantee to pay.
Paramount Says Money Is No Object. Warner Bros. Isn’t Convinced.
Larry Ellison is backstopping Paramount’s bid for Warner Brothers, but Warner Brothers is concerned that the billionaire has not provided a personal guarantee to pay.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
dude said "please give me ALL the hair colors"
feel bad for anyone whose lunch wasn’t mine
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
feel bad for anyone whose lunch wasn’t mine
are the alabama people here tired of deboer already???
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
are the alabama people here tired of deboer already???
just told a finance dude--who, after road raging for a mile on dekalb ave because i passed him going 20 while he was stuck behind a grandma doing 15, banged on my driver side window--to "get help. try counseling, bro." he was so mad.
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
just told a finance dude--who, after road raging for a mile on dekalb ave because i passed him going 20 while he was stuck behind a grandma doing 15, banged on my driver side window--to "get help. try counseling, bro." he was so mad.
GOON CAVE IS NOW BATTLEFIELDS
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GOON CAVE IS NOW BATTLEFIELDS
just to butt in, my mnemonic for day 8 is 80085
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
just to butt in, my mnemonic for day 8 is 80085
anyone have a recommendation for where to buy picture frames (decent, but not overly expensive) on the internet? if you say amazon i will block you.
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
anyone have a recommendation for where to buy picture frames (decent, but not overly expensive) on the internet? if you say amazon i will block you.
go dawgs imo imho imvho
This Georgia flip is in a district that the GOP drew to drown Democratic voters in Athens into a neighboring red county, Oconee.
But tonight, Dems in Athens were out in FULL FORCE to swamp that gerrymander.
But tonight, Dems in Athens were out in FULL FORCE to swamp that gerrymander.
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
go dawgs imo imho imvho
y’all joke but we had a discussion this year and settled on book antiqua (my recommendation)
ok this is an insane story but let’s do a poll: if you could declare your workplace’s official font, what would it be? (Might be different than *favorite* font!)
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
y’all joke but we had a discussion this year and settled on book antiqua (my recommendation)
SOME KIND OF EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
SOME KIND OF EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT
oh hell yeah
Bryan Reisberg spends one day a week taking shelter dogs out of their kennels, slipping them in a “adopt me” backpack and carrying them around New York.
His goal is to help people see shelter dogs the way he does: curious, sweet and full of potential. https://wapo.st/4iPToS0
His goal is to help people see shelter dogs the way he does: curious, sweet and full of potential. https://wapo.st/4iPToS0
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
oh hell yeah
BOYS AND GIRLS, THIS IS WHAT A COWARD LOOKS LIKE:
I have what I feel is a relatively mild Trash Tuesday take but I’m not sure if I want to let it fly because there will probably be a not-insignificant number of people — including my mutuals — who will tell me to eat shit all day lol. so I’m gonna just stick to posting a song and saying “this slaps”
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
BOYS AND GIRLS, THIS IS WHAT A COWARD LOOKS LIKE:
if i were on the college football playoff committee i would simply have declared the georgia bulldogs the undisputed national champions and avoided all this disagreement
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
if i were on the college football playoff committee i would simply have declared the georgia bulldogs the undisputed national champions and avoided all this disagreement
i didn't know @circusmaximus.bsky.social was catholic
The first American pope has received a papal lawn mower for use around the Vatican Gardens.
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i didn't know @circusmaximus.bsky.social was catholic
handsomest boy says happy holidays
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
handsomest boy says happy holidays
stranger things is a christmas movie fight me
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
stranger things is a christmas movie fight me
GOON CAVE OPTIMIZATION
Part of the deal with the new house was that the seller would pay for the home theater people to come over once and make sure everything was tweaked and optimized properly.
Spent four hours with them yesterday getting it in prime condition. Earth shaking bass, perfectly planned Dolby atmos etc.
Spent four hours with them yesterday getting it in prime condition. Earth shaking bass, perfectly planned Dolby atmos etc.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
GOON CAVE OPTIMIZATION
y’all is this good? asking for a friend
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
y’all is this good? asking for a friend