Mike Schuster
@mcs212.bsky.social
Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
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Isn't this chipper normally used for...... wood?
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Isn't this chipper normally used for...... wood?
Fuck Around, Frank Oz
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Fuck Around, Frank Oz
So far, the answer is no
(promo announcer) Can a global alien infection kill one woman's fluency in sarcasm?
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So far, the answer is no
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Woodchipper, feet first
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Woodchipper, feet first
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Reading this would cause a Bluesky mod to go into cardiac arrest
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reading this would cause a Bluesky mod to go into cardiac arrest
Find/replace "Funko"
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Find/replace "Funko"
The Trump-Clinton story could easily be false, but the important thing is for you to visualize it anyway
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Trump-Clinton story could easily be false, but the important thing is for you to visualize it anyway
Isn't this chipper normally used for...... wood?
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Isn't this chipper normally used for...... wood?
When your entire identity is manufactured by committee, it tends to slip your mind
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When your entire identity is manufactured by committee, it tends to slip your mind
Seeso Renaissance
Hello, just dropping in here to let you know that all episodes of my show HIDDEN AMERICA is now available for free on YouTube thanks to @800lb-gorilla.bsky.social youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Hidden America with Jonah Ray - YouTube
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November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Seeso Renaissance
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That’s one of JB Pritzker’s goons arresting a priest. And that fucking liar says he’s “protecting” protesters.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That’s one of JB Pritzker’s goons arresting a priest. And that fucking liar says he’s “protecting” protesters.
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The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
James Van Der Beek Sells Dawson’s Creek Merch to Pay for Cancer Treatment
James Van Der Beek is auctioning off ‘Dawson’s Creek’ and ‘Varsity Blues’ merchandise to pay for his cancer treatments.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
Jumping to defend the New York Times is suspect, to do it now is incriminating
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jumping to defend the New York Times is suspect, to do it now is incriminating
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Blanche Knott, lest ye be Blanched
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Blanche Knott, lest ye be Blanched
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A second Jerky Boys CD has hit Tower Records.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A second Jerky Boys CD has hit Tower Records.
Reading this would cause a Bluesky mod to go into cardiac arrest
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reading this would cause a Bluesky mod to go into cardiac arrest
I love when I learn context for an MST3K reference
The June Taylor Dancers was a group of 16 female dancers that performed Taylor’s choreography on The Jackie Gleason Show.
They often performed Taylor’s signature overhead kaleidoscopic Busby Berkeley-esque shots.
They often performed Taylor’s signature overhead kaleidoscopic Busby Berkeley-esque shots.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I love when I learn context for an MST3K reference
Quoting Epstein apologists with "Wood ASSEMBLER, HEAD first" and continuing to enjoy the Bluesky experience
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Quoting Epstein apologists with "Wood ASSEMBLER, HEAD first" and continuing to enjoy the Bluesky experience
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice
Woodchipper, feet first
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Woodchipper, feet first
Reporter's last day
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Reporter's last day
Warrant album cover
At any other point in American history, he would be pulled from office and brought up on criminal charges.
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Warrant album cover
You really missed your calling as Subway's head of PR (2015-present)
The Times had a corrupt reporter that it benched and then fired, when it found out he was soliciting Epstein for a donation and otherwise behaving inappropriately with a source.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
That seems to be it? Unless more comes out there is a lot of hyperventilating on here that is misplaced.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You really missed your calling as Subway's head of PR (2015-present)
