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a turducken is a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turd
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reposted by november blaine
the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
devastated to hear my dear sweet friend Linda Pine died in a hit-and-run crash, i love you Linda
Anyone involved with the early days of Comedy Meltdown, this was the delightful Linda Pine who was killed. She was always such a bright light as an actor and a producer.
Hey, if you know ANYTHING about this, please help identify the driver in this hit-and-run. They just killed a very old and dear friend of mine and I am shattered by this news.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmLz...
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Jesus Fucking Christ Superstar
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN... you hurt your back simply by trying to move a huge desk by yourself!
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i saw Jesus Christ appear on a tortilla last night, he said he was working out some new stuff for a Netflix special and they made everybody put their phones in a bag
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
sad to hear about Mani RIP
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
currently going live with Brian Copeland in SF
Copeland's Corner Podcast
Think you know what happened this week? Think again. Hosted by the Bay Area's own Brian Copeland, a longtime Actor, Comedian, Author, Playwright, Television and Radio Personality. Copeland's Corner ...
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November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i'm stand-upping at THE PUNCH LINE in San Francisco this weekend (Thursday Friday Saturday) with the almighty DANA GOULD if you're into that sort of thing @danagould.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
this might be the greatest line reading of all time
Ace Frehley - Dunkin' Donuts Commercial 2007 (Upscaled)
YouTube video by TheKISSFanatic
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November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
good cop: we should lob a couple of bath bombs in there first so they're nice and relaxed when we kick the door down
bad cop:
good cop: there's a Lush at the Galleria
bad cop:
good cop: you know what, the one at the Westfield in Studio City might be closer
bad cop:
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1

It's Raining Man Traps
Charlie XXX
Where Every Man Has Gone Before
The Fully Clothed Time
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hilly Michaels RIP

i remember this video like it was yesterday, a pop masterpiece
Hilly Michaels - Calling All Girls
YouTube video by morrisonAV
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November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by november blaine
Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
there should be a Dumb Jeopardy
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
that moment when your foot itches while you're driving and you can't reach it so you have to take your shoe off to scratch it and then you have to drive with one sock foot and the brake pedal feels weird
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
if today is Friday then this is tonight
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
sure sex is good but have you ever had Sugar Mountain by Neil Young playing in your head on a loop for days and making you so fucking sad you want to kill yourself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
well, there's nothing in the rule book that says Pluto can't have huge tits
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by november blaine
we don't need batman, we need everett true
The Chattanooga News
November 12,1917
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Chicago's favorite jeweler? Gotta be De Beers
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i'm hosting HOT BISCUITS with a fantastic lineup this Friday at The Stray Theater (née Fake Gallery) on Melrose if you're into that sort of thing
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tricky's followup to Maxinquaye was Nearly God and they are both stone cold masterpieces
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM