Emo Philips
@emophilips.bsky.social
“Hilarious” — Eric Idle. “Amazing” — Patton Oswalt. “Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review). Looming gig: Bloomington, IN, Dec 5-6, at the Comedy Attic. National touring schedule, thru June, lovingly splayed here: www.emophilips.com
Off to Bloomington, Indiana! www.emophilips.com/shows
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Off to Bloomington, Indiana! www.emophilips.com/shows
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If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
The Comedy Attic | An Evening With The Incomparable Emo Philips
www.comedyattic.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.
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BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
The Comedy Attic | An Evening With The Incomparable Emo Philips
www.comedyattic.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
BLOOMINGTONIANS: I will be sharing the stage at The Comedy Attic with national treasure, @emophilips.bsky.social! Join us, won't you? www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
So it’s NOT my imagination
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So it’s NOT my imagination
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got a new phone and it autocorrected "emo phillips" to "monopolies"
smh, that's a steven wright joke
smh, that's a steven wright joke
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
got a new phone and it autocorrected "emo phillips" to "monopolies"
smh, that's a steven wright joke
smh, that's a steven wright joke
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday, our second meeting (Flat Rock, N.C. ) We traveled many miles to be entertained.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday, our second meeting (Flat Rock, N.C. ) We traveled many miles to be entertained.
If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
The Comedy Attic | An Evening With The Incomparable Emo Philips
www.comedyattic.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you live in or near (plus I am now accepting under) Bloomington (the one in Indiana) please witness my act December 5 and/or 6; to wit: www.comedyattic.com/events/119385
“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
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@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@emophilips.bsky.social EmoMonday! Our first meeting at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo,NY.
Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
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You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You can read Emo posts for free on this site, if you were wavering
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
11-23 is Fibonacci Day & I always fall into a spiral
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Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
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Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
Off to Ann Arbor! www.emophilips.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Off to Ann Arbor! www.emophilips.com
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Happy Halloween (Orthodox)
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
Happy National Cat Day
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy National Cat Day
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
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I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!
The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com
Emo Philips
Official site of the comedian/mammal.
emophilips.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!