Emo Philips
@emophilips.bsky.social
“Hilarious” — Eric Idle. “Amazing” — Patton Oswalt. “Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review). Looming gig: Bloomington, IN, Dec 5-6, at the Comedy Attic. National touring schedule, thru June, lovingly splayed here: www.emophilips.com
Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bloomington, Indiana! Home not only to the Comedy Attic (where I’ll be Dec 5 & 6) but to the most inspirational (& heartwarming) statue ever: a pelican carrying a manatee.
So it’s NOT my imagination
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So it’s NOT my imagination
“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
Off to Ann Arbor! www.emophilips.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Off to Ann Arbor! www.emophilips.com
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the “It’s the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philips” Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you’re wondering how I’d look with a dueling scar
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Feast on the particulars at www.emophilips.com
Happy National Cat Day
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Happy National Cat Day
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That Halloween I stopped Matthew Gray Gubler from terrorizing a tree
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy National Pumpkin Day from my family to yours
Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911
September 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911
I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com
September 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No man is poor who has a cameo in a comic book about a ventriloquist
September 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
No man is poor who has a cameo in a comic book about a ventriloquist
September 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.
July 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It went so wonderfully last night at the Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa that the owner wants me tonight as well, as originally planned.
It’s been so long since “Weird Al” & I filmed UHF that I hardly recognize us here. The joyous news is that I’ll be returning to Tulsa, where UHF was shot, to play the Bricktown Comedy Club on July 17 & 18. (I’ll be at the Bricktown in Oklahoma City on July 19, if you’re barred from the Tulsa one.)
July 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s been so long since “Weird Al” & I filmed UHF that I hardly recognize us here. The joyous news is that I’ll be returning to Tulsa, where UHF was shot, to play the Bricktown Comedy Club on July 17 & 18. (I’ll be at the Bricktown in Oklahoma City on July 19, if you’re barred from the Tulsa one.)
Thank you, Casper! (Credit: Emily Kaye Wilson)
May 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Thank you, Casper! (Credit: Emily Kaye Wilson)
Tonight’s show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after it’s over, he & I will have each played all 50 states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us? Or will it usher in a new cosmic age? (Please don’t get sore if an apocalypse ensues.)
May 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tonight’s show in Casper could not be more momentous for @pattonoswalt & me: after it’s over, he & I will have each played all 50 states. Will this be but a joyous personal milestone for us? Or will it usher in a new cosmic age? (Please don’t get sore if an apocalypse ensues.)
Please kindly click www.emophilips.com for clues
May 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Please kindly click www.emophilips.com for clues
I can’t wait to perform in Kansas City with my super-extra-hyper-special guest, @myqkaplan.bsky.social (depicted here as a tiger). Delve: www.emophilips.com
May 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I can’t wait to perform in Kansas City with my super-extra-hyper-special guest, @myqkaplan.bsky.social (depicted here as a tiger). Delve: www.emophilips.com
I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal of me, but he insisted.
April 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I told the Riot Fest promoter he needn’t make a big deal of me, but he insisted.