november blaine
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Tricky's followup to Maxinquaye was Nearly God and they are both stone cold masterpieces
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tricky's followup to Maxinquaye was Nearly God and they are both stone cold masterpieces
i'm stand-upping at THE PUNCH LINE in San Francisco with Dana Gould on November 20-22 if you're into that sort of thing @danagould.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i'm stand-upping at THE PUNCH LINE in San Francisco with Dana Gould on November 20-22 if you're into that sort of thing @danagould.bsky.social
you're only allowed to call it Irritable Bowel Syndrome if it's from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome region of France
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
you're only allowed to call it Irritable Bowel Syndrome if it's from the Irritable Bowel Syndrome region of France
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
incense, wine AND candles? in this economy?
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
incense, wine AND candles? in this economy?
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This is TODAY. #LosAngeles #comics fans, creators, and soon-to-be-creators COME TO *REVENGE OF* IN EAGLE ROCK 11am — ??
Here’s the signing schedule for the REVENGE OF block party! I’ll be signing comics 1pm - 2pm alongside LITERAL GOSH DANG LEGENDS! If you’re anywhere near LA, come out to this FREE event and have the time of your life!
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is TODAY. #LosAngeles #comics fans, creators, and soon-to-be-creators COME TO *REVENGE OF* IN EAGLE ROCK 11am — ??
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
(youth pastor voice) you know who else had a RADAR PUT A MASK ON
November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(youth pastor voice) you know who else had a RADAR PUT A MASK ON
the best thing about a Fleshlight is it doesn't cut your dick up like a real flashlight
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the best thing about a Fleshlight is it doesn't cut your dick up like a real flashlight
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(Fred Schneider voice) when I was a child I had a FEVER, my hands felt just like two BALLOONS
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(Fred Schneider voice) when I was a child I had a FEVER, my hands felt just like two BALLOONS
well, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't fuck a cat while i watch and beat my meat like it owes me money
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
well, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't fuck a cat while i watch and beat my meat like it owes me money
today is my comedy birthday, i'm 40 (farts cloud of bone dust)
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
today is my comedy birthday, i'm 40 (farts cloud of bone dust)
i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM with special guest DREW CAREY at the Fox Theater in Pomona this Saturday November 8 if you're into that sort of thing @drewfromtv.bsky.social
Lucha Vavoom De La Liz | Fox Theater Pomona
www.foxpomona.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i'm hosting LUCHA VAVOOM with special guest DREW CAREY at the Fox Theater in Pomona this Saturday November 8 if you're into that sort of thing @drewfromtv.bsky.social
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Weyland-Yutani and Madame
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Weyland-Yutani and Madame
i saw Whiskeytown at Bumbershoot back in the '90s and they were one of the worst bands i have ever seen in my life
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i saw Whiskeytown at Bumbershoot back in the '90s and they were one of the worst bands i have ever seen in my life
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i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas
August 26, 2023 at 6:55 PM
i hope the five new bananas didn't see me throwing out the four old bananas
people would rather be governed than ruled
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
people would rather be governed than ruled
Dick Cheney died doing what he loved... fucking Charlie Kirk's widow
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Dick Cheney died doing what he loved... fucking Charlie Kirk's widow
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November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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if today is Sunday then this is tonight
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
if today is Sunday then this is tonight
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Hello trick & treaters!
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hello trick & treaters!
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
hey maybe don't put three big K's on your billboard
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
hey maybe don't put three big K's on your billboard
The English Beat keeps popping up on my algoriddim
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The English Beat keeps popping up on my algoriddim