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Jimmy Pardo

@jimmypardo.com

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Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band. Jimmypardo.com

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · Feb 28

Why can’t this dickfuck get hit in the back of the head by a Titleist from the foursome behind him?

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 21h

Huge if true!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 22h

Loved it!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 22h

Thank YOU!!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 22h

THIS WEEK!
Final road dates of my “Still Talking 2025 Tour”!
Cincy, STL, CedRap!!

Hope to see you there!!
Tix link at jimmypardo.com

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 5d

I'll continue to be "Still Talking" next week in the Midwest!
Ohio, Missouri, Iowa! Oct 15-17
Ticket links at jimmypardo.com

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 8d

This Saturday!!
Flappers Comedy club!
Oliver Pardo opens!
Come on out!!

www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.php?

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 9d

I like it more than other CHGO fans.

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 10d

It took a turn fast! Jeesh!!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 10d

Thank you for walking me through this. I wouldn’t have figured it out in a million years!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 10d

That would be after we all left the venue!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 10d

Great show!! They sounded fantastic!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 10d

Yessir

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 11d

If you’re walking around LA tonight thinking “Hey, where all the long haired old dudes?” Well, wonder no more… they’re all here at the Saban seeing Michael Schenker.

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 13d

The country is crumbling... but you can escape it for a while by watching my nonsense in the cities below!
Last road dates until 2026!
Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank!
Tix links at jimmypardo.com

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 19d

Had a great time chatting with fellow podcasting OG @marcmaron.bsky.social ! And you can hear it!!

Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social · 19d

Today I talk to @jimmypardo.com on the show! Being a podcast pioneer, Never Not Funny, classic rock, letting go. Fun talk! Listen up! wtfpod.com

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 20d

Nope. I was also one of his guests early on.

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 20d

I WTF it up on @marcmaron.bsky.social show tomorrow!!

Marc Maron @marcmaron.bsky.social · 20d

Tomorrow I talk to @jimmypardo.com on the show.

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 20d

Jesus… can I please go one day on my life without thinking about that scene???!!!!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 20d

Just learned this word today… my lord,has there ever been a better word that applies to our dear leader?

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 24d

Ugh. Due to a throat infection, I will NOT be at Flappers tonight (Sept 20).

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daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 25d

We don’t have Disney so I can’t cancel it, but I will kick the Hollywood Blvd. Mickey Mouse in the nuts next time I see him.

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 25d

You seemed to have wandered onto the wrong playground.

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 25d

Then I take it!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 25d

Love it!!

Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 25d

Agree! NOBODY can tell him the truth?