Jimmy Pardo
@jimmypardo.com
Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band.
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Why can’t this dickfuck get hit in the back of the head by a Titleist from the foursome behind him?
Less than 3 weeks away!
November 29 - 6pm PT
Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
Join Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
November 29 - 6pm PT
Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
Join Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
Jimmy Pardo Virtual Holiday Show 2025 Tickets | Jimmy Pardo
Join Jimmy for his annual on-line holiday show. Well, "show" is a strong word... it's more of a hangout with Jimmy (& Oliver).
jimmypardo.simpletix.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Less than 3 weeks away!
November 29 - 6pm PT
Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
Join Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
November 29 - 6pm PT
Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
Join Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
Another great essay from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
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Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
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Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
Shiny dashboard reveals terrible truth about your neck.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Another great essay from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
www.chortle.blog/p/hyundai-sa...
Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
www.chortle.blog/p/hyundai-sa...
The wonderful @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social nails it!!
“That’s right: my hobby is now a business!” By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-a-super-f...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-a-super-f...
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The wonderful @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social nails it!!
One vote towards saving democracy!
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
One vote towards saving democracy!
ON SALE NOW!
Jimmy Pardo Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
November 29 - 6pm PT
This Thanksgiving weekend, spend some time with Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
Jimmy Pardo Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
November 29 - 6pm PT
This Thanksgiving weekend, spend some time with Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
ON SALE NOW!
Jimmy Pardo Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
November 29 - 6pm PT
This Thanksgiving weekend, spend some time with Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
Jimmy Pardo Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
November 29 - 6pm PT
This Thanksgiving weekend, spend some time with Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!
Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.
Hello trick & treaters!
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hello trick & treaters!
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social
Tix:
improv.com/hollywood/ev...
Saw a screening of BADLANDS last night. Holy hell!! Springsteen lived a crazy life!!
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Saw a screening of BADLANDS last night. Holy hell!! Springsteen lived a crazy life!!
“We’re gonna turn the microphone over to Ace Frehley - Shock Me!”
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“We’re gonna turn the microphone over to Ace Frehley - Shock Me!”
THIS WEEK!
Final road dates of my “Still Talking 2025 Tour”!
Cincy, STL, CedRap!!
Hope to see you there!!
Tix link at jimmypardo.com
Final road dates of my “Still Talking 2025 Tour”!
Cincy, STL, CedRap!!
Hope to see you there!!
Tix link at jimmypardo.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
THIS WEEK!
Final road dates of my “Still Talking 2025 Tour”!
Cincy, STL, CedRap!!
Hope to see you there!!
Tix link at jimmypardo.com
Final road dates of my “Still Talking 2025 Tour”!
Cincy, STL, CedRap!!
Hope to see you there!!
Tix link at jimmypardo.com
I'll continue to be "Still Talking" next week in the Midwest!
Ohio, Missouri, Iowa! Oct 15-17
Ticket links at jimmypardo.com
Ohio, Missouri, Iowa! Oct 15-17
Ticket links at jimmypardo.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'll continue to be "Still Talking" next week in the Midwest!
Ohio, Missouri, Iowa! Oct 15-17
Ticket links at jimmypardo.com
Ohio, Missouri, Iowa! Oct 15-17
Ticket links at jimmypardo.com
This Saturday!!
Flappers Comedy club!
Oliver Pardo opens!
Come on out!!
www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.php?
Flappers Comedy club!
Oliver Pardo opens!
Come on out!!
www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.php?
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This Saturday!!
Flappers Comedy club!
Oliver Pardo opens!
Come on out!!
www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.php?
Flappers Comedy club!
Oliver Pardo opens!
Come on out!!
www.flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.php?
If you’re walking around LA tonight thinking “Hey, where all the long haired old dudes?” Well, wonder no more… they’re all here at the Saban seeing Michael Schenker.
October 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If you’re walking around LA tonight thinking “Hey, where all the long haired old dudes?” Well, wonder no more… they’re all here at the Saban seeing Michael Schenker.
The country is crumbling... but you can escape it for a while by watching my nonsense in the cities below!
Last road dates until 2026!
Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank!
Tix links at jimmypardo.com
Last road dates until 2026!
Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank!
Tix links at jimmypardo.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The country is crumbling... but you can escape it for a while by watching my nonsense in the cities below!
Last road dates until 2026!
Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank!
Tix links at jimmypardo.com
Last road dates until 2026!
Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank!
Tix links at jimmypardo.com
Had a great time chatting with fellow podcasting OG @marcmaron.bsky.social ! And you can hear it!!
Today I talk to @jimmypardo.com on the show! Being a podcast pioneer, Never Not Funny, classic rock, letting go. Fun talk! Listen up! wtfpod.com
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
wtfpod.com
September 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Had a great time chatting with fellow podcasting OG @marcmaron.bsky.social ! And you can hear it!!
I WTF it up on @marcmaron.bsky.social show tomorrow!!
Tomorrow I talk to @jimmypardo.com on the show.
September 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I WTF it up on @marcmaron.bsky.social show tomorrow!!
Just learned this word today… my lord,has there ever been a better word that applies to our dear leader?
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just learned this word today… my lord,has there ever been a better word that applies to our dear leader?
Ugh. Due to a throat infection, I will NOT be at Flappers tonight (Sept 20).
September 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ugh. Due to a throat infection, I will NOT be at Flappers tonight (Sept 20).
Reposted by Jimmy Pardo
We don’t have Disney so I can’t cancel it, but I will kick the Hollywood Blvd. Mickey Mouse in the nuts next time I see him.
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We don’t have Disney so I can’t cancel it, but I will kick the Hollywood Blvd. Mickey Mouse in the nuts next time I see him.
He truly is the dumbest f*cking man alive.
Trump:
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
September 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
He truly is the dumbest f*cking man alive.
Obviously, I stand with Jimmy Kimmel!!
If his getting yanked off the air doesn’t send a chill down your spine, go suck a still overpriced egg.
If his getting yanked off the air doesn’t send a chill down your spine, go suck a still overpriced egg.
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Obviously, I stand with Jimmy Kimmel!!
If his getting yanked off the air doesn’t send a chill down your spine, go suck a still overpriced egg.
If his getting yanked off the air doesn’t send a chill down your spine, go suck a still overpriced egg.