@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine
🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like an e-meter reading!🎵
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like an e-meter reading!🎵
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Today we’re learning How to Survive Holiday Stress!
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive Holiday Stress!
Is it “Son of Shithead”? Because, if so, I’m not surprised.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Is it “Son of Shithead”? Because, if so, I’m not surprised.
Happy Caturday. Am I doing this right?
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Happy Caturday. Am I doing this right?
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TOMORROW!!
Join Oliver Pardo and me for 90-120 minutes of stupidity!!
My Annual Virtual Holiday Show!
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Join Oliver Pardo and me for 90-120 minutes of stupidity!!
My Annual Virtual Holiday Show!
jimmypardo.simpletix.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
TOMORROW!!
Join Oliver Pardo and me for 90-120 minutes of stupidity!!
My Annual Virtual Holiday Show!
jimmypardo.simpletix.com
Join Oliver Pardo and me for 90-120 minutes of stupidity!!
My Annual Virtual Holiday Show!
jimmypardo.simpletix.com
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Today we’re surviving a bad trip with Ilana Cohn Sullivan!
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today we’re surviving a bad trip with Ilana Cohn Sullivan!
I have a new piece up at Belladonna! Please check it out.
“Why 17, you ask? Because it’s exactly all you’ll need for the rest of your life.”
By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/press-releas...
By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/press-releas...
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have a new piece up at Belladonna! Please check it out.
So we just need to say that one of the Epstein survivors won something, send her in to meet Trump and he’ll suddenly listen to her?
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So we just need to say that one of the Epstein survivors won something, send her in to meet Trump and he’ll suddenly listen to her?
But first they’ll have to find her, as she lives in Canada and he met her at camp.
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Kash Patel's girlfriend being protected by FBI SWAT agents as security perk
Agents on a detail with the country singer would presumably be unable to respond or delayed in responding to other incidents, according to sources.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
But first they’ll have to find her, as she lives in Canada and he met her at camp.
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www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Totally wild that Jesse Eisenberg said no to the Zuckerberg sequel but signed up for a third Now You See Me film.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Totally wild that Jesse Eisenberg said no to the Zuckerberg sequel but signed up for a third Now You See Me film.
And another one! Please check out my (really short) humor piece!
www.chortle.blog/p/08678807-2...
www.chortle.blog/p/08678807-2...
Chortle
Short humor for anyone who chuckles, guffaws, snickers, hoots, or otherwise expresses mirth. New posts every weekday! Click to read Chortle, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And another one! Please check out my (really short) humor piece!
www.chortle.blog/p/08678807-2...
www.chortle.blog/p/08678807-2...
Just came back from the dentist. We're going to keep an eye on number 14.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just came back from the dentist. We're going to keep an eye on number 14.
Hey there! I have a HUMOR piece up on Belladonna. Please check it out!
“That’s right: my hobby is now a business!” By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-a-super-f...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-a-super-f...
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey there! I have a HUMOR piece up on Belladonna. Please check it out!
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Today we’re learning How to Survive space missions and Madonna auditions with @dennishensley.bsky.social !
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How To Survive a Space Mission & a Madonna Audition (w/Dennis Hensley)
Podcast Episode · How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine · 11/04/2025 · 1h 21m
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November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive space missions and Madonna auditions with @dennishensley.bsky.social !
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Please be aware that the 2025 Hyundai Ioniq 5 could kill you.
New post from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social!
New post from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social!
Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
Shiny dashboard reveals terrible truth about your neck.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Please be aware that the 2025 Hyundai Ioniq 5 could kill you.
New post from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social!
New post from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social!
@lyndacarter.bsky.social just a regular day in kindergarten in my Wonder Woman bathing suit.
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@lyndacarter.bsky.social just a regular day in kindergarten in my Wonder Woman bathing suit.
He threw a Great Gatsby party. Is he smart enough to know what he's doing?
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He threw a Great Gatsby party. Is he smart enough to know what he's doing?
Come and knock on my grave…
Alan Hamel Creates AI Clone of Late Wife Suzanne Somers 2 Years After Her Death: 'You Can't Tell the Difference' (Exclusive)
Alan Hamel and Suzanne Somers enjoyed 55 years together before the actress' death at 76 in 2023. Hamel, 89, tells PEOPLE working hard on several projects that will keep Somers' legacy alive, including...
people.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Come and knock on my grave…
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Today we’re learning How to Survive Rumors & Tumors within Kevin Avery!
October 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Today we’re learning How to Survive Rumors & Tumors within Kevin Avery!
Trying my best to wish Karoline Leavitt into the cornfield.
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Trying my best to wish Karoline Leavitt into the cornfield.
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Today we’re learning How to Survive burning mouths and hot dogs with @dancronin24.bsky.social!
October 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Today we’re learning How to Survive burning mouths and hot dogs with @dancronin24.bsky.social!
According to this article, she's still wearing hats!
October 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
According to this article, she's still wearing hats!
My ballet teacher used to smoke during class and I'd still take that timeline over this one.
October 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My ballet teacher used to smoke during class and I'd still take that timeline over this one.