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Writer/co-host of How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine

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howtosurvive.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social · 1d

Today we’re learning How to Survive burning mouths and hot dogs with @dancronin24.bsky.social!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 1d

According to this article, she's still wearing hats!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 1d

My ballet teacher used to smoke during class and I'd still take that timeline over this one.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 6d

Babies having babies! Congratulations!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 7d

I think it’s when they came back from
Commercial.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 8d

Agreed!

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howtosurvive.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social · 8d

Today we’re learning How to Survive salmonella with Mike Henry!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

Really? I’ll have to take a look

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

Well I’m sure tellers in LA are used to it but it’s all app-banking for me

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

Yep!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

Holy shit!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

This is what happens when your hair starts receding at 17.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

Hahahaha!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

@cristela.bsky.social, just heard you on @nicollewallace.bsky.social! You were so eloquent, and of course funny!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

It’s a joke. See above.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 13d

It’s just a joke. See above.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14d

It’s a joke. People are always saying “we need to protect (insert old person) at all costs.”

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14d

I was trying to decide if that was supposed to be a joke.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14d

Holy shit. I had to look it up to see if it was real. Couldn’t he have just done the Riyadh festival?

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14d

It’s October, you know what means: the $14 residual checks from my stint as “whispering girl” in The Craft are going to start rolling in!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14d

Exactly.

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 14d

You guys didn't protect Jane Goodall at all costs and it shows!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 15d

The country is crumbling... but you can escape it for a while by watching my nonsense in the cities below!
Last road dates until 2026!
Oliver G Pardo opens in Burbank!
Tix links at jimmypardo.com

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howtosurvive.bsky.social @howtosurvive.bsky.social · 15d

Today we’re learning How to Survive being left at the altar and getting married in another country with Marta Mendez Cross!

daniellebkoenig.bsky.social @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social · 17d

Yes that’s great!