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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
A humbling tribute.
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A humbling tribute.
“Oh you mean THIS gate key.”
“I’m just as God made me, sir.”
“I had some more fried food for lunch.”
Even the throwaway lines by day players in Rob Reiner movies landed. He delighted in everything.
“I’m just as God made me, sir.”
“I had some more fried food for lunch.”
Even the throwaway lines by day players in Rob Reiner movies landed. He delighted in everything.
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Oh you mean THIS gate key.”
“I’m just as God made me, sir.”
“I had some more fried food for lunch.”
Even the throwaway lines by day players in Rob Reiner movies landed. He delighted in everything.
“I’m just as God made me, sir.”
“I had some more fried food for lunch.”
Even the throwaway lines by day players in Rob Reiner movies landed. He delighted in everything.
I interviewed Rob Reiner as one of the bonuses for the @criterion.bsky.social BluRay of SPINAL TAP. We talked for an hour about the movie and his career and then they shut off the cameras and we talked about movies for another hour. A delightful, unhurried genius.
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I interviewed Rob Reiner as one of the bonuses for the @criterion.bsky.social BluRay of SPINAL TAP. We talked for an hour about the movie and his career and then they shut off the cameras and we talked about movies for another hour. A delightful, unhurried genius.
If you still get a chance to see this in theaters TAKE it because watching an audience react to the insane twists and turns is almost as fun as the movie itself. Saw it opening day and the crowd was INTO IT
We’re up! On NETFLIX! Please enjoy #WakeUpDeadMan at home or in theaters - we’re staying on 500 screens nationwide through next week. Theater finder link in my pinned post ☠️⏰🎄
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you still get a chance to see this in theaters TAKE it because watching an audience react to the insane twists and turns is almost as fun as the movie itself. Saw it opening day and the crowd was INTO IT
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*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
*screams* www.instagram.com/reel/DRd2ldW...
Tickets are NOW ON SALE for Cali 2026!!! Get 'em while they're sizzling. PattonOswalt.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tickets are NOW ON SALE for Cali 2026!!! Get 'em while they're sizzling. PattonOswalt.com
Damn, that’s… exactly what I bet I looked like tonight
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social put on an amazing show tonight at Go Bananas in Cincinnati even though he was a little under the weather. I never know what a sketch I draw in the dark will look until after but but it captured the moment! At least we did not have a Tig Notaro Incident.🤣✍📗#urbansketching
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Damn, that’s… exactly what I bet I looked like tonight
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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i gotta hand it to the "let's ban african immigrants from voting" lobby, they got the one spokesman who could convince me.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i gotta hand it to the "let's ban african immigrants from voting" lobby, they got the one spokesman who could convince me.
Got this year’s Christmas Ghost Stories from the sweeties at @biblioasis.bsky.social!!! With groovy covers by SETH! Can’t wait to crack ‘em!
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got this year’s Christmas Ghost Stories from the sweeties at @biblioasis.bsky.social!!! With groovy covers by SETH! Can’t wait to crack ‘em!
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
YES YES YES!!! The hilarious and wonderful Charlene deGuzman is crowdfunding her new pilot FAM BAM! She’s a true original and I can’t WAIT to see this thing! I kicked in some $$$ — can you? If so, thanks! seedandspark.com/fund/fambam#...
FAM BAM - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
A pair of Filipino-American siblings discover they have other siblings after their father dies and leaves them all the same house. FAM BAM is a heartfelt, offbeat ensemble comedy about identity, break...
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December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
YES YES YES!!! The hilarious and wonderful Charlene deGuzman is crowdfunding her new pilot FAM BAM! She’s a true original and I can’t WAIT to see this thing! I kicked in some $$$ — can you? If so, thanks! seedandspark.com/fund/fambam#...
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I just back to backed "We All Scream" and "Black Coffee and Ice Water." Both great, but I'll I can think about is if @pattonoswalt.bsky.social is following the Nate the Hoof Guy finger surgery updates with breath as bated as mine.
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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If you’ve watched the first few episodes of THE ABANDONS, you know the answer to this one
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social In light of some more recent scripts... You're in the woods. Man or Bear?
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
If you’ve watched the first few episodes of THE ABANDONS, you know the answer to this one
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There are no old whippersnappers.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There are no old whippersnappers.
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
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I've been remiss in gushing over seeing CHAIN REACTIONS in a cinema last week, and the compelling insights provided by its interview subjects, esp @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @horrornonna.com. It's one of the best doccos I've seen this year.
Get yr Blu here:
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Get yr Blu here:
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CHAIN REACTIONS LIMITED EDITION BLURAY MEDIABOOK
Release Date: 12/02/2025 20% Off During Pre-Order Limited to 3,000 copies Synopsis: Fifty years after Tobe Hooper’s THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE shocked the world and forever changed the face of globa...
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December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've been remiss in gushing over seeing CHAIN REACTIONS in a cinema last week, and the compelling insights provided by its interview subjects, esp @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @horrornonna.com. It's one of the best doccos I've seen this year.
Get yr Blu here:
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Get yr Blu here:
selects.darkskyfilms.com/products/cha...
With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun.
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Driving with my parents to our annual beach vacation and we’re starting it off with @pattonoswalt.bsky.social new special, Black Coffee and Ice Water.
Also, we have the same algorithm. Long live lawn care videos!!
Also, we have the same algorithm. Long live lawn care videos!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Just spent 8 bucks on the new @pattonoswalt.bsky.social special. Worth it!
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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“Part. Of. A. Team.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Part. Of. A. Team.”
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The new @pattonoswalt.bsky.social album is a god damn delight to listen to. I cackled as I was reorganizing my china and porcelain knicknacks. Because apparently I am now an 85 year old grand dame. I needed those laughs this morning.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The new @pattonoswalt.bsky.social album is a god damn delight to listen to. I cackled as I was reorganizing my china and porcelain knicknacks. Because apparently I am now an 85 year old grand dame. I needed those laughs this morning.
There will be vinyl soon. Stay tuned!
Hey, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social will Black Coffee and Ice Water be available for purchase anywhere else, or is it an Audible exclusive? I don't use streaming services.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
There will be vinyl soon. Stay tuned!