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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 6h

sheesh, how disappointing. pardon me while I form a magick circle with my plagiarism toaster

Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 14h

Morrison invoking AI alike to "God" indicates a severe misunderstanding of how AI appropriates the work of thousands, including their own, and someone needs to rectify their understanding ASAP.

But also it's a severe disservice to their colleagues anyway to use it and justify it like this.

Reddit comment from comic writer Grant Morrison explaining why they use AI

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 16h

full strip bsky.app/profile/extr...

zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · Dec 30

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 16h

OpenAI announcing a pivot to Chatgpt sexbots immediately brought to mind this @extrafabulous.bsky.social panel

comic panel: A scientist presses a button while saying "Commence mood recalibration!" and an AI on a screen responds "who wants their dick sucked?"

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 17h

omw 2 steal ur pupa

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · Aug 17

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 18h

lol

Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 19h

Change in Headline

Before: Amy Coney Barrett Doesn’t Need You to Like Her
After: Amy Coney Barrett Is Looking Beyond the Trump Era

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1d

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

10:30 PM on a Wednesday, time for a few small beers

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 1d

Politico received an initial tip that a Taylor staffer had a swastika neatly pinned to his cubicle during a zoom call. When confronted, the congressman’s press office pretty implausibly sought to present the situation as a police matter, and Politico went along with that in its headline and lede.

Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 1d

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

www.politico.com

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

I’m frankly amazed that anyone at all got fired or rebuked for the racist text leaks, since the standard practice now is to piously dole out forgiveness for such things, or just pretend it never happened, or attack people for daring to notice

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

we should not ruin people’s lives over having their racist views exposed, just like we shouldn’t ruin military careers just because a solider tortures and murders people. life-ruining should be reserved only for history’s greatest monsters, like people who made fun of Charlie Kirk online

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

sure they said racist and bigoted things, but since when does that make them racist bigots??? surely they just made some mistakes and then immediately were no longer racist from then up to now! who among us www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Vance downplays group chat messages: ‘Kids do stupid things, especially young boys.’

The vice president called the texts "edgy, offensive jokes."

www.yahoo.com

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

it's entirely predictable that the Republican establishment response is "ah come on, everybody is racist in college"

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1d

I'm Sorry I Laid Eggs Inside Your Dad

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 1d

guarantee that sooner rather than later this take will naturally evolve into "inflation is the sign of a healthy economy actually"

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 1d

BESSENT: ONE TIME PRICE ADJUSTMENT FROM TARIFFS IS NOT INFLATIONARY

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 2d

ahhh delicious mölk, best for lead in bicep and brain

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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 3d

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 2d

13yo: mitochondria are the cell's generator
me: [looming over her like Severus Snape] I believe you mean the "powerhouse of the cell"

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 2d

13yo doing biology quiz and she mentioned the Golgi apparatus? this is a Golgi body household

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 2d

Eric Trump spends a lot of time trying and failing to imagine someone, anyone, who would notice or care if he died

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Eric Trump: "They wanted us off that stage no different than they wanted Charlie Kirk off that stage. They wanted me off that stage.'

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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 2d

the confusing genetics on display, why Cucumber Son carries a string of cherry tomato siblings... much uncanny about the produce family

A family of off-putting produce people illustrate the side of an agricultural shipping box

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 8d

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 4d

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 9

DUKE: This claimant is a pretender! All know the heir was lost at sea!
CHANCELLOR: Enough! What say ye, stranger?
ME: (slowly peeling off my sock to reveal one very long toe)
CHANCELLOR: By God, he has the Royal Toe!
CROWD: (murmuring) The Royal Toe…

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