Chris Mohney
@chrismohney.bsky.social
Writer and editor and drinker and eater
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Here comes a special boy
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Here comes a special boy
may be following too many of these accounts
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
may be following too many of these accounts
archival thread of ancient cursed images found as I finally clear out an old dropbox drive
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
archival thread of ancient cursed images found as I finally clear out an old dropbox drive
heard first seasonal occurence of "Santa Baby" in the grocery store and now I'm trying to recall what talk show host had the extended riff about really hating the song, my gut says Letterman but google has nothing
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
heard first seasonal occurence of "Santa Baby" in the grocery store and now I'm trying to recall what talk show host had the extended riff about really hating the song, my gut says Letterman but google has nothing
Surviving an attack is a hostile act. if you have the temerity to not die then you are a double terrorist
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Surviving an attack is a hostile act. if you have the temerity to not die then you are a double terrorist
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This man came out the womb with a beret on
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This man came out the womb with a beret on
It's me, the account with 100,000 followers that also follows 100,000 other accounts, following and unfollowing and refollowing you to keep popping up in your notifications. Let's do some sincere organic engagement together bro
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's me, the account with 100,000 followers that also follows 100,000 other accounts, following and unfollowing and refollowing you to keep popping up in your notifications. Let's do some sincere organic engagement together bro
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Jesus please protect me…
I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in
I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jesus please protect me…
I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in
I’m at the holiday party and the drugs are kicking in
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
I expected this to be difficult to watch but it's not, neither is it schadenfreudly satisfying because the subject is a vacuous nonentity. neither her distress nor her perfidy are particularly compelling or even sad, but tedious and frustrating, like interviewing a rudimentary chatbot, an unperson
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I expected this to be difficult to watch but it's not, neither is it schadenfreudly satisfying because the subject is a vacuous nonentity. neither her distress nor her perfidy are particularly compelling or even sad, but tedious and frustrating, like interviewing a rudimentary chatbot, an unperson
laughed at a couple classic clips from Burn After Reading and thought you know what, there's a lot of swearing, but the kids would love this! then remembered George Clooney's invention at the end of the film and thought, I'm not ready for this shared viewing experience as a parent
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
laughed at a couple classic clips from Burn After Reading and thought you know what, there's a lot of swearing, but the kids would love this! then remembered George Clooney's invention at the end of the film and thought, I'm not ready for this shared viewing experience as a parent
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Americans are crying out for shittier cars that allow them to pay more for gas, and yet which cost just as much or more to buy
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Americans are crying out for shittier cars that allow them to pay more for gas, and yet which cost just as much or more to buy
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the dril tweet about turning the racism dial except just hammering it up as loud as it can go until it breaks off
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the dril tweet about turning the racism dial except just hammering it up as loud as it can go until it breaks off
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sorry but this looks rad, to me
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
sorry but this looks rad, to me
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I'm in the flight logs but only because I needed to have all my teeth pulled without anaesthesia in Epstein's famous Hall of Old Men's Heads
🚨 BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received never-before-seen photos and videos of Jeffrey Epstein's private island that are a harrowing look behind Epstein’s closed doors.
See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.
See for yourself. We won’t stop fighting until we end this cover-up and deliver justice for the survivors.
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm in the flight logs but only because I needed to have all my teeth pulled without anaesthesia in Epstein's famous Hall of Old Men's Heads
Hartsdale Pet Cemetery, easily the world's most perfect alloy of cute and sad
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hartsdale Pet Cemetery, easily the world's most perfect alloy of cute and sad
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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PETE HEGSETH: Nobody saw survivors of the first strike when we ordered the second strike, but since we didn’t see any survivors of the first strike we thought there might still be survivors of the first strike, so we ordered a second strike in case there were survivors we didn’t see, which we didn’t
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
PETE HEGSETH: Nobody saw survivors of the first strike when we ordered the second strike, but since we didn’t see any survivors of the first strike we thought there might still be survivors of the first strike, so we ordered a second strike in case there were survivors we didn’t see, which we didn’t