oh how I envy her

just tried to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza plot twist to my wife, who is blessedly unaware of all players and stakes of this story. but she didn’t get it. couldn’t perceive it at all, as if she was safe behind an impenetrable screen of bamboo

The show features a gang of fantasy world thieves whose off camera exploits involve stealing wagonloads of foundation to cake on with a trowel

unclear intentions guiding makeup strategy on Hemsworth. pale visage + bronze forehead = ???